Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 156 40.4%

  • Total voters
    386
Honestly I'd say it's pretty obvious on KC when they're just reporting on unsubstantiated claims, and that anyone who falls for that sort of thing is retarded. That being said I'm all for it because I know Nick fucking rages when they do it. He's addicted to both this thread and elissa clips and kino casino coverage so the more it tortures him the better.
 
Hey, guys, don't go after Nick right now.
He has [unspecified medical issue] that he's dealing with right now.
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OH MY GOD! I hope [unspecified medical issue] does what God won't.
 
Hey, guys, don't go after Nick right now.
He has [unspecified medical issue] that he's dealing with right now.
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He can't tell you anything about it. But it was serious enough that he kept it quiet before this. And now that he needs some sympathy, he can just vaguely hint at "test results."
Oooooooh, tests. This medical stuff so consumed his thoughts that he wasn't able to follow anything today about the case that is his supposed job. He had to just read a bit about it at nearly midnight. And tomorrow, he's gotta go back to the doctor to discuss these vague "tests." Assume the worst! Be sympathetic!
You wouldn't go after the man (who wished cancer on nearly every woman in the country) now that he (wants to let you infer that he) is in such a vulnerable spot, right?
OMFG, is he this ridiculous?
  • EDB, 2 kids, 2 career family (husband is a dental surgeon) - 40K live viewers
  • LawyerYouKnow: 3 kids, full-time actual practice - 12K live viewers
  • AnnieElise (true crime world), 2 kids, 2 career family - 6K live
None skip a day for a supposed doctor appointment. Also, jury instructions in this trial mean EVERYTHING considering what a sad pro-prosecution judge Bev has proven to be. A few hundred thousand people will be tuning in tomorrow and paying attention considering the defense literally demolished the prosecution today without calling Higgins or Proctor.

Also, 2 of Nick's 5 kids are away at camp this week! He's giving up. We've seen this film before.
 
What drove a jewish hedge fund manager into fucking with sekturverse retards for amusement will always be a mystery to me.
My only guess is he pissed him off by saying something or doing something to someone he knew or something that really went against his principles and he had a little time on his hands.
 
Are you getting paid to spout this kind of horse shit? If not you should be.
It's literally a show where they cover lolcows and call themselves alogs all the time, if you went there for hard hitting facts and cited sources directly from the farms then I don't know what to tell you. They just cover lolcow shit, it's not that big a deal.
 
Not if you're buying lots of prepackaged food like pre-boiled eggs (facts in evidence) and eating out almost daily (ditto).

Also, it's a family of 7 so that's actually $4.76/meal/family member. That's totally reasonable. This is not a family forced to eat rice & beans. The issue is that they don't have healthy eating habits.
I present Kiwicutions Evidence 2-2-A("pre-boiled eggs") to the Court.
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"I'm too lazy to cook so I get these nowadays"-(paraphrase)
 
"I'm too lazy to cook so I get these nowadays"-(paraphrase)
And remember, according to Nick, the reason that Kayla doesn't cook is not because she's a pill-addicted lump, but because Nick is the one who just loves cooking. Kayla would totally step up and cook for her kids if Nick weren't always hogging the stove.
 
OMFG, is he this ridiculous?
  • EDB, 2 kids, 2 career family (husband is a dental surgeon) - 40K live viewers
  • LawyerYouKnow: 3 kids, full-time actual practice - 12K live viewers
  • AnnieElise (true crime world), 2 kids, 2 career family - 6K live
None skip a day for a supposed doctor appointment. Also, jury instructions in this trial mean EVERYTHING considering what a sad pro-prosecution judge Bev has proven to be. A few hundred thousand people will be tuning in tomorrow and paying attention considering the defense literally demolished the prosecution today without calling Higgins or Proctor.

Also, 2 of Nick's 5 kids are away at camp this week! He's giving up. We've seen this film before.
Back to mopey Locals only streams and vaping in his kitchen. Where will I get my Kurt alogging content now? *sigh*
 
Hey, guys, don't go after Nick right now.
He has [unspecified medical issue] that he's dealing with right now.
View attachment 7490745 (twitter)
He can't tell you anything about it. But it was serious enough that he kept it quiet before this. And now that he needs some sympathy, he can just vaguely hint at "test results."
Oooooooh, tests. This medical stuff so consumed his thoughts that he wasn't able to follow anything today about the case that is his supposed job. He had to just read a bit about it at nearly midnight. And tomorrow, he's gotta go back to the doctor to discuss these vague "tests." Assume the worst! Be sympathetic!
You wouldn't go after the man (who wished cancer on nearly every woman in the country) now that he (wants to let you infer that he) is in such a vulnerable spot, right?
its Hypoxia.
We all know its hypoxia cause he can't stop huffin nitrus.
 
Hey, guys, don't go after Nick right now.
He has [unspecified medical issue] that he's dealing with right now.
View attachment 7490745 (twitter)
He can't tell you anything about it. But it was serious enough that he kept it quiet before this. And now that he needs some sympathy, he can just vaguely hint at "test results."
Oooooooh, tests. This medical stuff so consumed his thoughts that he wasn't able to follow anything today about the case that is his supposed job. He had to just read a bit about it at nearly midnight. And tomorrow, he's gotta go back to the doctor to discuss these vague "tests." Assume the worst! Be sympathetic!
You wouldn't go after the man (who wished cancer on nearly every woman in the country) now that he (wants to let you infer that he) is in such a vulnerable spot, right?
HE'S GAY
HE'S A CUCK
HIS ANUS IS PROLAPSED
 
And remember, according to Nick, the reason that Kayla doesn't cook is not because she's a pill-addicted lump, but because Nick is the one who just loves cooking. Kayla would totally step up and cook for her kids if Nick weren't always hogging the stove.
Ignoring the fact that they apparently have two kitchens.
 
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