Hundreds of 'No Kings' protests planned nationwide Saturday in response to Trump’s military parade - Shitshow incoming

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This map showcases the nearly 1,800 "No Kings" protests organized for Saturday, as of Tuesday. (No Kings)

Cities and towns across the country are expecting to see “No Kings Day of Defiance” rallies on Saturday as part of a nationwide protest against the Trump administration.

Organizers behind the “No Kings” movement are calling the protests a reaction to the large military parade taking place in Washington, D.C., on Saturday in celebration of the 250th anniversary of the United States Army. It’s estimated the parade will cost around $45 million, potentially more since the Army has to pay for any damage its vehicles do to the streets.

President Trump, who will also be celebrating his 79th birthday on Saturday, is slated to speak at the parade, the stated purpose of which is to “reflect on the rich history and legacy of service, sacrifice and dedication” of the U.S. Army.



“Donald Trump wants tanks in the street and a made-for-TV display for dominance for his birthday,” "No Kings" says on its website. “No thrones, no crowns, no kings.”

As of reporting, the group expects around 1,800 rallies to take place on Saturday, with events planned in all 50 states but not Washington, D.C. Trump told reporters on Tuesday that anyone protesting the Army’s parade “will be met with very big force.”

Here’s what to expect.

What is 'No Kings'?​

“No Kings” is the name for the organized protests scheduled to happen on June 14, not the name of a specific group. “No Kings is a national day of defiance,” the website for the protests reads. “From city blocks to small towns, from courthouse steps to community parks, we’re taking action to reject authoritarianism.”



Over 180 progressive groups are listed on the website as partners who have helped organize the upcoming events and have sent members to work with “local partners to ensure peaceful and powerful actions” in designated locations throughout the U.S.

The "No Kings" protests were announced by the groups involved in early May, but recent events have driven more people to join the movement. Ezra Levin, the co-executive director of Indivisible, one of the groups involved in organizing "No Kings," talked to Rachel Maddow on MSNBC on Monday about how Trump’s response to protests against Immigration and Customs Enforcement operations in Los Angeles caused the traffic to the "No Kings" website to skyrocket.

“Of those 1,800 ['No Kings' protests], more than 100 of those have been added to the map since Trump announced that he was sending the National Guard to L.A.,” Maddow told viewers. “If [Trump] was hoping to get people to not protest, it’s backfiring.”

The "No Kings" website allows individuals to register and organize their own event if there isn’t one already happening in their area.

No protest planned for Washington, D.C.​

While there are protests scheduled throughout the country, there is intentionally nothing organized for the Washington, D.C., area for Saturday. The flagship march and rally will instead be in Philadelphia, the "No Kings" website says.


“Real power isn’t staged in Washington. It rises up everywhere else,” the organizers wrote. “On June 14, we’re showing up everywhere [Trump] isn’t.”

Where are the 'No Kings' protests happening on Saturday?​

As of reporting, there is at least one protest planned in all 50 states, with many major cities expecting to see multiple.

The timing for the "No Kings" protest coincides with some of the activities scheduled for Saturday in Washington, D.C. Events are expected to occur throughout D.C., starting at 8 a.m. ET, through to the Army’s 250th Birthday Parade, which is planned to go from 6:30 p.m. to 9:30 p.m. ET.

The locations of major "No Kings" rallies will include:
 
I'm really enjoying the aesthetic shift towards Revolutionary War reenactment that's going on in the left. It's so much more grounded than the corporate afronationalism that defined progressive America in 2020 or the pseudo-academia of circa 2015. The new style may only be skin deep, but this appeal to tradition is the closest they've gotten to a genuine set of ethical principles in the last decade.
 
"No Kings", yeah right. FDR, Bush Sr. and Jr., Clinton, Obama, LFJ acted like kings, so what?
Right, but military parades is tinpot dictator shit. A president shouldn't need soldiers marching to flex his power.

This protest is going to be as limp dick as it looks, but I'd be wary of tolerating this militarism only because other presidents expressed their own brand of authoritarianism.
 
What a waste of time and resources.

Here is a little nugget of wisdom I have mined from the last bit of time: The only people who care about your protest are probably at the protest. You act like total fucking cunts everywhere all the time.

You can march around like little faggots and scream and chant your played out litanies all fucking day and it will not move the needle. People are tired of the shit. People are tired of illegals. People are tired of crime. People are tired of inflation and depressed wages. Your jingles from the 60's are not going to make people ignore the fact that they are worse off than they have likely ever been and it is your fault.

You are the fucktards who keep putting corrupt dementia patients and closet communists in power. You are the ones who flooded the country with invaders who are raping, murdering, and selling poison.

Go the fuck home so we can slap some duct tape on things that you can rip off when people forget how badly you fucked it up last time.
 
Aren't they are little busy protesting 8 other things? How do they keep track?
You are assuming they have put some serious thought into this.

Remember the Pussy Hat march in 2017? That was originally a celebratory march for our First Female POTUS, but then got rebranded to basically, "We're women, and we're concerned." About what, who the fuck knows. There wasn't a reason for them to march other than Trump bad, and women mad for nebulous reasons.

Hell, earlier this year, you had the Hands Off protests with signs that said "F'Elon". What was Elon convicted of?

These people have absolutely, positively no idea what the hell they're protesting for. They just know Trump is bad and the news has fed them the latest ragebait dopamine rush and the rest of us are just watching the tantrum while considering stocking up on ammo in case the tantrum makes it to our neighborhood.
 
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