Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.7%

  • Total voters
    381
If Nick Rekieta actually slammed one of his kids through a table he genuinely deserves a long prison sentence.

I can say from experience, getting slammed on the ground can lead to years of chronic pain. Imagine how his kids feel after getting battered by their dead beat junkie father.

This shit ain't even funny anymore. I feel genuinely sad for his kids.
 
If Nick Rekieta actually slammed one of his kids through a table he genuinely deserves a long prison sentence.

I can say from experience, getting slammed on the ground can lead to years of chronic pain. Imagine how his kids feel after getting battered by their dead beat junkie father.

This shit ain't even funny anymore. I feel genuinely sad for his kids.
Don't worry, he was probably exaggerating to make it seem like a ridiculous accusation. "They're gonna say I choke slammed my son! It's so ridiculous, right? Look at my shoulders! I can't do that!"

But yeah he most likely assaulted his son, regardless, which is shitty no matter what.
 
Don't worry, he was probably exaggerating to make it seem like a ridiculous accusation. "They're gonna say I choke slammed my son! It's so ridiculous, right? Look at my shoulders! I can't do that!"

But yeah he most likely assaulted his son, regardless, which is shitty no matter what.

"I didnt choke slam my son, I only grabbed him by the shoulders and slammed him."
 
He's gonna show his face... supposedly.
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Ah the daily existential mental shift. Right now he's on the "everyone in my remaining circle is right, fuck the haters, I'm rekietalaw and I'm here to lawsplain the interwebs. Give it six hours and he will phase shift back on twitter responding to a burner account named "DarthBalldo" about whether or not it's true he and Aaron had gay sex.
 
What is happening?!!! Lol.
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Anyway, he's live.
 
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