Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.7%

  • Total voters
    381
I remember him talking about not not wearing a suit to the court.

🎶I never bought a suit before in my life
But when you go to meet God, you know, you wanna look nice🎶
Man, that's a reference and a half. Though I suppose we should realize that the chorus of the song means that the fucker is unfortunately sticking around, despite his best efforts.

"So if I survive, then I'll see you tomorrow, yeah, I'll see you tomorrow."
 
Nick, atleast when YOU go to jail you'll know you came by it under your own actions, not some malevolent evil state prosecutor/machinations. You'll never admit it, but you'll know.

Also, he just said every prosecutor acts the same. Lol the lead against Karen Reed is a defense attorney acting very aggressive with witnesses, I'd say this is clearly not the case to assert that retard b.s. during.
 
Someone make a court appearance?

Edit: Nevermind, guess the funeral thing wasn't bullshit.
He's wearing THAT TIE to the funeral? Jesus...
So Keanu just said she and Hoffman haven't discussed the choke slam incident. It starts about 4h10m into the stream.

Is "I choke slammed my son" the greatest self tell of all time?
 
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