Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.6%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 101 25.4%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 70 17.6%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 160 40.2%
  • Total voters
    398
Vibralldo said:
Is "I choke slammed my son" the greatest self tell of all time?
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so it seems.webp
 
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If someone came dressed like that to a funeral I was at, I'd be pretty pissed. He looks like a retarded crack head. He'll never have the drip of Billy Mitchell

There's no way all those kids are his. I demand a paternity test. We know he's been swinging for years and years now. Is there a reason he doesnt want anyone to see is kids? Is it because they dont look anything like him? Hummmmm
 
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I suppose he's at least doing trial streams again, though he's probably making everything up.

Also, I'm aware of the Ceiling Cat meme, but Nick seems to have set up his monitors so his chat is to the side, which is also where the door is and his eyes flit to it constantly. It makes him look like he's nervously waiting something. I don't think he realises how incredibly shifty it makes him look.

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uhoh spaghettios said:
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machine generated

If Gabe delivers, I might go the whole day without being antisemitic.
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Oh…

An AI Kayla, eh? Done by you I presume?

Say… Do you eh… Sell those? Say if someone, not necessarily me per se but anyone, would have an.. ehm… Special request? Perhaps a specific pose?
 
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According to Nick justice is dead and every prosecutor and judge subverts due process:

Condensed cut for people that don't want to listen to all that, he's still saying the state screwed up procedure in his case:

And he wore the suit just for the bit:

Nick continues to show deep appreciation to the state for hiding his hoarder house.
 
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ChromaQuack said:
He somehow manages to look trashier in a suit than a wifebeater, that's a very unique skill to have.
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He is somehow channeling "failed middle-aged alcoholic attorney" through clothing today. Or "convicted felon on his way to court for sentencing on his way to prison". Either way, its not a good look. Especially the tie.

And I wonder if he is wearing that hot topic belt with it?
 
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