Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?


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The story of Lou's life.

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Yes, surely THIS time calling Trump a fascist and Republican voters Nazis will work. Surely THIS time it will shame Republicans into abandoning all their convictions and cause them to become full-goose Communists. Clearly it just hasn't been said enough.

"Peaceful protesters". Right, because throwing rocks and fucking molotov cocktails at police, blocking traffic for miles, torching cars (including police vehicles), creating "death to ICE/cops" graffiti, and throwing professional grade fireworks into crowds totally fits the definition of "peaceful". Right, sure. I honestly wish the Trump administration was even 1/10 as "fascist" and "authoritarian" as these worthless ass-wipes claim it is. Because then these Pinko faggots would be terrified to even say anything for fear of being hauled off and all the illegal invaders would be scrambling over each other to get the fuck out of my country.
 
Man, I hope Lou goes full States Rights and secedes from the Union over this National Guard thing.

Best part is, nobody would want him back, so he could probably get away with it!

Stickers.
"So what did YOU do to fight the fash, Great Grand Auntie Lou?"

Well, Shield Jr III, one day I was out waddling in my lady shoes, and I saw a sticker I didn't like. So I decided to start plastering obnoxious stickers of my own, all over public property... yes, yes, some may call me a hero, but I just did what had to be done.

Light the flame.
He's certainly lit the flame for a lot of my current hates and prejudices.

"Adult childhood."
God dammit. Here I was, enjoying laughing at Lou for being a floundering idiot, and he has to go and make it creepy by QRTing a troon who is getting REALLY into toys for underage girls, and wants you to know it.

At least with the fucking bronies, there were so many people 20+ in the fandom you could go for months without meeting a single actual child.

"And we now have official fascism," according to Lou.
I'm sure the #NationalGuard is very eager to take advice from a career welfare leach twice their age and four times their permitted body weight.
 
Lou has $1.94 to his name.
It's a sad reflection on America that a man can spend his entire life not working, while also blowing through thousands each month on unnecessary toys for himself, and in the end have nothing to show for it.

When he passes, without the generational wealth that is his due, his children will have no
his friends and community will never

the EMTs who come to haul his corpse away on a forklift will have nothing to steal, no means with which to drink away the memory of those dirt-encrusted fans, mounds of half eaten ketchup bottles, and oversized Wonder Woman panties still wrapped around his amputated cankles.

Hard times. Hard times.

MAGAs will HATE him.
No! Lou! Don't throw the goodwill you've built away! It's bad enough all your friends hate you, don't give your enemies an excuse to hate you now too.

Lou says he made a pop-up protest happen.
Are there any pictures of this? I'm sort of willing to believe Lou stood around in the rain for a few minutes, as he's done it before, and inserting himself into things in order to claim responsibility for them is definitely on brand for him. But Lou has no friends, and it wasn't just rainy but also cold yesterday, so I'm going to defer to the epistemological principle "pics or it didn't happen".




Threads: I'm actually glad that Lou has upgraded his mom to the status of "human" and "not a terfnazi". Not once, but twice, at least.

Not even kidding, either. This is how low my regard for Lou is; where I'm genuinely impressed with him for thinking (or least being willing to tell strangers he thinks) his own mother is a human being.
 
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Are there any pictures of this? I'm sort of willing to believe Lou stood around in the rain for a few minutes, as he's done it before, and inserting himself into things in order to claim responsibility for them is definitely on brand for him. But Lou has no friends, and it wasn't just rainy but also cold yesterday, so I'm going to defer to the epistemological principle "pics or it didn't happen".
I doubt it too. There's no sign of it on Bluesky. Lou does mention a #popupprotest in one of his tiktok videos though, it's the second one below. It won't let me play the clip.
https://www.tiktok.com/@ashcatt724

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Ok, yeah, this is a different protest that hasn't even happened yet. tl;dw he's going to a protest on the 14th, in honor of Pmurt's birthday.

It's not HIS protest, either, it's organized by one of those other "friends" of his (a community organizer who gets paid by the DNC to tolerate Lou, just long enough to hand him a sign and instruct him where to stand?)

Website:
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Worst Hollywood Squares episode ever.
Every "joke" is just Lou trying to steer the conversation towards himself, every "answer" is a bald-faced lie, beg for money, or threat to the life and safety of another person.

An all-lolcow version of WestmorelandCounty Squares could be fun; an all-Lou version, not so much.
 
Lou is the only one who didn't recognize the Shirley Temple song, so he responds in the only way he knows: dull belligerence (affectionate).
It never fails, does it?

I think this is why he works as a comfort animal: no matter what happens in the story today, you know roughly how Lou is going to respond. Unlike Larper, you don't need to spend a lot of effort on Lou. Like a fat tranny Garfield who lost his foot to cheap lasagna, the payoff with Lou is always right there and predictable.

Somebody tells a joke? The joke goes over Lou's head, he tries to steer the conversation towards himself, and does so in a mildly (but noticeably) belligerent manner.

Rinse and repeat for the next twenty years.


OH! And we're creeping up on 2000 pages. Already in the 1980s, how time flies
 
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Lou is the only one who didn't recognize the Shirley Temple song, so he responds in the only way he knows: dull belligerence (affectionate).


I'm not surprised people ask him to spell his name, given the state of his mushmouth.
Ugh then the other day mixes it up with Annie and OP fag agrees. Get your early half of the 20th century facts straight!
 
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