Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Puggers]

In todays edition of Jack being a contrarian for no reason. He now wants to bring all of the military. Jack, the political genius, probably thinks that power projection doesn't matter and that another major power wouldn't just fill the void we leave if we pulled troops in international bases back.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Man, oh man. You go for months with middling Jack content and assume he's too stroked out to ever make anything good again and just out of nowhere he knocks it out of the park with this one. Jack decides to find out if the supermarket is trying to rip you off by shorting you on meat vs what's on the package, and does this by weighting/counting a bunch of different factory packaged foods and non foods including the meat, which was clearly ground and packaged off-site. He counts the six pack of Zebra Cakes to make sure they're not shorting you! He displays no knowledge of 'mean' and 'standard deviation'! He explains to you that he is zeroing out the weight of the bowl so it isn't included in the food weight! This man is in his fifties! Dear lord! This is a must-watch.

The man is a fucking retard if this is what qualifies as an "investigation".

I imagine Jack eats cake by just shoving the entire cake in his mouth.

He just unhinges his jaw like a snake and swallows it whole.

 

[the khat quaffer]

This fat fuck is so worthless and nasty. Maybe people start work late, many people's jobs are on the road. A good percentage of them were probably driving from one workplace to another, or their client's place, or a site.
He's never had a job.

I bet he's never heard of the concept of "1st/2nd/3rd shift".

(Or any shift, for that matter.)

Okay, but that's something that was one pound a box turning into fifteen ounces but costing the same, not the people at Kellogg's being insidious bastards and systematically shorting everybody an average of a quarter ounce a box. But Jack probably heard 'less fud,' shit himself in rage, and called the TamHammobile at 10 am on a weekday to immediately prove the fuckers at Wal-Mart a bunch of cheats.

How many years do you think he went feeling ripped off that cereal bags have a bunch of air in them? Or cereal powder at the bottom of the bag instead of crunchy sugar balls?

"This product is sold by weight, not volume. Some settling may have occurred." - Jack, if he could read

What I still marvel at even a day later is that he wanted to see if Great fuckin' Value was cheating customers. Great...Value. The bottom of the barrel. You can't get any lower than that in terms of cost or quality. And he still wanted to make sure he was getting his money's worth. Why doesn't he just go to a 99 cents store (if they still exist) and make sure his can of Grade F potted meat is actually weighing in at what it says on the label??

He just unhinges his jaw like a snake and swallows it whole.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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Actually I was thinking something like this:

But instead of the sexy Jane Badler alien, it's Fatty.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

or the designated toilet in his house that has all the cracks and crushed black widows on the seat, and miscarriage spatters in and three feet around the bowl in a pattern evocative of someone mixing red velvet cake batter in it at high RPM, with elephant footprints leading into the shower.

Good God, man. Bravo, I shuddered.

Also, red alert -- red alert! I believe we have been promised an EMERGENCY show this evening to address the L.A. riots!

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

In todays edition of Jack being a contrarian for no reason. He now wants to bring all of the military. Jack, the political genius, probably thinks that power projection doesn't matter and that another major power wouldn't just fill the void we leave if we pulled troops in international bases back. View attachment 7491931

Jack gets all of his information from Fox News and right-wing propagandists on social media. He legitimately believes that LA is overrun with immigrants, burning down the city. In reality, it's like a few blocks but you know fatty is a gullible retard

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Jack gets all of his information from Fox News and right-wing propagandists on social media. He legitimately believes that LA is overrun with immigrants, burning down the city. In reality, it's like a few blocks but you know fatty is a gullible retard

A few blocks still isn't acceptable.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

What the hell was the point of Jack going to the supermarket? Did he expect to find false advertising as though the FDA already isn't on the asses of food companies, but Jack alone could bring attention to it so he could get famous

 

[JambledUpWords]

What the hell was the point of Jack going to the supermarket? Did he expect to find false advertising as though the FDA already isn't on the asses of food companies, but Jack alone could bring attention to it so he could get famous

My guess is that he’s just copying the content of what other health/fitness influencers do for easy engagement. Problem is, people generally aren’t going to listen to health advice from someone the size of a baby hippo.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

This fat fuck is so entitled. Taking photos of people who are likely doing something productive (unlike him) while he slumps over in the passenger seat.

It's actually insane to me how out of touch old Jack is.

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And what are you doing on the road on 10 AM on a Wednesday? Having your cow wife drive you to Carl's Jr for your second breakfast?

The only "jobs" this white nigger has ever had is being a wedding DJ and an overnight DJ on some Podunk country station 30 years ago.

Fuck you, Jack.

 

[Super Hans v2]

What the hell was the point of Jack going to the supermarket? Did he expect to find false advertising as though the FDA already isn't on the asses of food companies, but Jack alone could bring attention to it so he could get famous

Their finances are so bad they've decided to scam the government even more and write off their daily snack run on their taxes (which don't amount to shit to begin with).

 

[Adamska]

Jack gets all of his information from Fox News and right-wing propagandists on social media. He legitimately believes that LA is overrun with immigrants, burning down the city. In reality, it's like a few blocks but you know fatty is a gullible retard

Yes and no. I think he skips the news since it's not cartoons like Blues Clues or the Land Before Time cartoon and it just goes over his head, and instead he gets his shit takes from the people he deems cool. Like how he'd originally follow the late pastor who brutally murdered that poor woman. Or his loser narc of a bald ass brother who trends that way anyway. That and the random conspiracy channels and accounts he brainlessly looks at on tiktok and facebook.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

In todays edition of Jack being a contrarian for no reason. He now wants to bring all of the military. Jack, the political genius, probably thinks that power projection doesn't matter and that another major power wouldn't just fill the void we leave if we pulled troops in international bases back. View attachment 7491931

oh, he'll be happy once trump sends troops to defend Israel. god, please get another stroke, Jack. I hope it do you in.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

A few blocks still isn't acceptable.

Right, but a few blocks doesn't require bringing the entire damn military home.

 

[Bassomatic]

Right, but a few blocks doesn't require bringing the entire damn military home.

With out poli sperging, because Jack isn't worth a left right debate (he's had strokes on both sides).

Bring the troops back is normally "leftist" view. Jack just crows with whatever.

I'm sure he wants a bunch of Marines in RAPTOR TRUCKS......

In better news, while I'm no homesteader I'm a wheelchair I just got a new Chicago fig tree. My new favorite family member.

 

[Terrorist]

Jack gets all of his information from Fox News and right-wing propagandists on social media. He legitimately believes that LA is overrun with immigrants, burning down the city. In reality, it's like a few blocks but you know fatty is a gullible retard

Sources have told me that Jack is in LA leading a crack squad of Antifa cum pigs servicing the various non-gendered orifices and appendages of the rioters…and as far as I know, he hasn’t denied this.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

That's an awful lot of shurgur for a household that considers it a poison worse than arsenic. Hopefully Jack doesn't eat the box of nails just like he doesn't eat all that other crap.

Only Jagoff pretends shurgur is poison. The rest of the Scalfani clan openly consume carbs unlike Jagoff who does it off the camera. I think Tammy has a coffee bar in the house which 70% a collection of various syrups to add to coffee. I can just imagine thanksgiving dinner with Charles and Jack sucking each other off about carnivore bullshit while Tammy and Junior roll their eyes and go for another serving of mashed potatoes while making eye contact with Charles as he blares "I've done the research and cancer cells love carbs. Nobody wants to acknowledge..."

This fat fuck is so worthless and nasty. Maybe people start work late, many people's jobs are on the road. A good percentage of them were probably driving from one workplace to another, or their client's place, or a site.
He's never had a job.

He is almost 60 and has no understanding of how traffic works. It could be car accident or a bottleneck effect. Jack has always looked at traffic as something caused by unemployed people who are trying to stop him from getting to Arby's or the grocery store.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What I still marvel at even a day later is that he wanted to see if Great fuckin' Value was cheating customers. Great...Value. The bottom of the barrel. You can't get any lower than that in terms of cost or quality. And he still wanted to make sure he was getting his money's worth. Why doesn't he just go to a 99 cents store (if they still exist) and make sure his can of Grade F potted meat is actually weighing in at what it says on the label??

Jack is a dishonest cheat and so he projects that onto the rest of the world.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Right, but a few blocks doesn't require bringing the entire damn military home.

They could just shoot Jack out of a cannon at those blocks of protesters and be done with it.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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