Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Penguin Soldier]

Everyone is pissed off at Nick during the service as he is cracking inappropriate jokes, arrives late for the burial, interrupting the blessing ceremony, when people gather to place a final flower on the coffin, nick leans in too far and a tiny ziplocked baggie of white powder drops out of his breast-pocket and lands on the coffin lid, everyone stares at Nicolas Robert Rekieta.

Challenge: What does Nick say next?

I figured he could use it. He looks a little stiff, but coke usually loosens me right up,

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Maybe I missed something, but why would Nick, in Spicer, Minnesota, be dressed in a suit for the funeral of an uncle from Tyler, Texas?

https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/tyler-tx/john-owen-12411240

https://archive.ph/9oqbO

 

[Lian Xing]

So Keanu just said she and Hoffman haven't discussed the choke slam incident. It starts about 4h10m into the stream. She also said that Hoffman has not told her anything in advance.

Stallyn19 clipped the part I was referencing before.

 

[Nihil Jung]

Maybe I missed something, but why would Nick, in Spicer, Minnesota, be dressed in a suit for the funeral of an uncle from Tyler, Texas?

https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/tyler-tx/john-owen-12411240

https://archive.ph/9oqbO

He probably is attending virtually, he burned his one outta state trip on Hackamania or w.e. Sorry, Unc!

 

[Vibralldo]

He probably is attending virtually, he burned his one outta state trip on Hackamania or w.e. Sorry, Unc!

Laughing about your ex boyfriend and doing cocaine is a far better use of your time than attending a beloved family member's funeral

 

[woodedbag]

Maybe I missed something, but why would Nick, in Spicer, Minnesota, be dressed in a suit for the funeral of an uncle from Tyler, Texas?

https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/tyler-tx/john-owen-12411240

https://archive.ph/9oqbO

Because every other article of clothing he has is dirty and laying in the hallway that leads to the washer and dryer

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Nick claims he's been random tested ONLY 2 TIMES since starting probation

"Mommy and daddy said I don't have to take random tests! Talk to your superior! You don't want the zoo to lose funding, do you?!"

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Stallyn19 clipped the part I was referencing before.

I hate nick for bringing the steel toe boring show and dabble verse adjacent people to my knowledge.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

Sean and Legal Dicksucker may have asked to review the evidence for the claims in advance, and Hoffman may have denied them. I could see that being a no-go for an attorney, but not an ex-OF star.

I always assumed he went to them to double check his work, go over some potential legal issues, or to help put legal stuff into laymen terms for when he's presenting.

 

[AnOminous]

Legal dicksucker gives off the typical smug elitist know-it-all lolyer vibe. I do support his righteous crusade against nuisance pest streamers though.

Somali is the only reason I pay any attention to him at all.

Maybe I missed something, but why would Nick, in Spicer, Minnesota, be dressed in a suit for the funeral of an uncle from Tyler, Texas?

He isn't and last night he claimed he had a "hard out" in the afternoon to talk about medical tests with a doctor that supposedly had a 24 hour turnaround. Then he shows up in a suit. Yeah. Right.

 

[daniel day]

Chokeslamming an unemployed child asking for handouts is very libertarian of the Rekietamale.

those fucken KEEDZ violated the NAP SEEEAAN?! DONT YOU GET THAT? THEY VIOLATED THE FUCKING NAP!

 

[goattea]

Legal dicksucker gives off the typical smug elitist know-it-all lolyer vibe. I do support his righteous crusade against nuisance pest streamers though.

Keanu the literally who on the other hand is far more personal. She's someone a lot of people can relate to (minus the OF garbage) because she's basically a normie.

Legal Dicksucker was also balldowashing quite heavily in the beginning when Nick first started with the balldo and all that bs. I don´t trust him at all. I think he is very slimy and lets not forget his Vtuber grift which is so incredibly gay.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Legal Mindset has mentioned once or twice (I believe during a Greer stream) that he'd seen/been told things he couldn't or wouldn't comment on about Nick.

Iirc it was specifically something during the Greer stream while Nick was busy showing photos of his house? There was some overlap with someone sending Legal Mindset something and him going 'I'm not saying anything about that' and that whomever it was could be the one revealing it.

I know we've had one or two other 'I saw a thing but its not my job to get targeted by Nick' things going about recently.

If those are related to whatever Gabe has, its possible nobody wants to be the one 'leaking' something that gets Nick fired up and lolsuit happy.

Or its nothing and these are all happy coincidences of a drug addict publicly melting his life down.

 

[Lootie]

Legal Dicksucker was also balldowashing quite heavily in the beginning when Nick first started with the balldo and all that bs. I don´t trust him at all. I think he is very slimy and lets not forget his Vtuber grift which is so incredibly gay

He comes off as very inauthentic. I'm glad it didn't work out with Gabe going on.

 

[Averagest Redditor]

You'll never guess what the cracked out cuck is doing...

Spoiler

Das rite: He's watching Kurt. Again.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

You'll never guess what the cracked out cuck is doing...

Spoiler

Das rite: He's watching Kurt. Again.
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He always has a smile on his face when he watches what turns him on the most.

 

[Lian Xing]

You'll never guess what the cracked out cuck is doing...

He's a lunatic.

 

[Soapmore]

You'll never guess what the cracked out cuck is doing...

Spoiler

Das rite: He's watching Kurt. Again.
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The other day, 1250 watchers. Today, 866 watching. Nick's relentlessly clever fixation on Kurt is really paying dividends!

 

[Captain Manning]

Also, Gabe was very publicly turned down by Legal Mindset. Keanu wasn't his first choice.

I am not sure how you distill that from those tweets. She very well might have been his first choice.

To wit, he asked LM to check his DMs on the 10th, and this show with Keanu was scheduled way before then. My interpretation of that is he's maybe looking to also share his stuff elsewhere. Or to give the impression he's trying to share shit elsewhere and instill additional unease in Nick (LM said his DMs were empty). Not that his first choice would have been somebody other than Keanu.

I'm still going with the idea he picked Keanu because it'll piss Nick off the most, and to give her an opportunity to help take down this asshole (which I think she earned, after dealing with all those idiots on NLO). Nick and company tried to bully her hard, and that including making fun of her view numbers. Nevertheless, she stood her ground, and gave a good account of herself.

Well... guess what? She's gonna get good numbers tonight. Suffah Nick.

 

[Sneed Force One]

You'll never guess what the cracked out cuck is doing...

Spoiler

Das rite: He's watching Kurt. Again.
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Nick's YouTube subs are over 10x Kino Casino's on Kick but he can't even pull off even a third the viewership, that must be killing him inside.

He is so desperate to magically regain the YouTube algorithm yet he has to keep the content PO-friendly. He's going to Catch-22 himself into a mental breakdown.