You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[Lovely Kin]

When you look at your phone for a second, and they go "What are you doing? Who are you texting?" I was just checking the temperature..

 

[Retarded Weeb]

Fed Ex can't be bothered the ring the door buzzer, so they just leave packages sitting outside my apartment building's entrance and silently mark it delivered.

 

[Captain Syrup]

I go to a lot of cut-price stage shows, and you’d be shocked at how many of them wrap up with the lead character getting ushered into heaven by a choir of angels. I’m not entirely sure Floyd Collins was yodeling up to paradise after getting kebabed on a stalagmite.

When you look at your phone for a second, and they go "What are you doing? Who are you texting?"

Who are you texting, what’s her name?”

Just me, checking the time like a lonely goblin. Thanks for the reminder.

 

[Paper Machete]

I hate that trend. I'm not comfortable around dogs. I don't hate them (and I hate adding that every time because no, me being uncomfortable around your pit bull doesn't mean I want it dismembered) but I can't relax when they are around. Yet, almost all establishments around my home are "dog-friendly".

I try to remind myself to be more uncomfortable around dogs I don't know.

I've been around dogs my whole life and a lot of people like me are probably too comfortable around strange dogs. I have no idea how a dog might react to me petting it a certain way or anything else. It's a false sense of safety. Dogs in my family are fine being glommed on to and tolerate all sorts of things because they've been used to it since they were puppies. But you never know what socialization and training or lack thereof a strange dog has. You don't even know if they're properly treated for pests and parasites.

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

I hate that trend. I'm not comfortable around dogs. I don't hate them (and I hate adding that every time because no, me being uncomfortable around your pit bull doesn't mean I want it dismembered) but I can't relax when they are around. Yet, almost all establishments around my home are "dog-friendly".

I made that post because I was at some sandwich place on my lunch break, and I saw a 60-year-old woman giving her dog Coca Cola out of her own cup, which she then proceeded to drink out of. As I left, I passed another one who was pushing her pug in a baby stroller. I wish I were making this up.

The rise in dog moms/grandmas has also coincided with a visible increase in trannies in my area. I think lockdown must have broken something in people's brains.

 

[Nip Slip]

"ermmm I have x condition and I NEVER did thing!!" comments. I see them especially often under true crime videos.

Someone does a bad thing and has some mental condition that likely influenced their decision-making process. Not an excuse, even if they try to use it as one, but worth noting. Then, every time you'll see comments like, "I have this b-but I never did bad thing!" and get updooted. You aren't interesting, you have no lore, you're just humble bragging against a retard in your own tribe.

 

[Flavius Claudius Julianus]

Scum/working class people on public transport. Not niggers for once, but white people. Terrible language, loud voices, no manners, talking the dumbest fucking shit you could hear. Not even to speak of what happens if you dare tell them to shut the fuck up, you'll just be the target of heckling for the remainder of the journey.

Kill all tracksuits/chav whores.

 

[YourFriendlyLurker 2.0]

I made that post because I was at some sandwich place on my lunch break, and I saw a 60-year-old woman giving her dog Coca Cola out of her own cup, which she then proceeded to drink out of. As I left, I passed another one who was pushing her pug in a baby stroller. I wish I were making this up.

The rise in dog moms/grandmas has also coincided with a visible increase in trannies in my area. I think lockdown must have broken something in people's brains.

Well, dogs are better then people. Objectively. Doesn't mean though that I need to endure them while I am trying to relax in an area intended for humans. I had a case when I was sipping my coffee sitting on the sofa and a woman simply put her smaller dog on the same sofa right nearby. Yes, they are mostly women who do that.

I try to remind myself to be more uncomfortable around dogs I don't know.

I've been around dogs my whole life and a lot of people like me are probably too comfortable around strange dogs. I have no idea how a dog might react to me petting it a certain way or anything else. It's a false sense of safety. Dogs in my family are fine being glommed on to and tolerate all sorts of things because they've been used to it since they were puppies. But you never know what socialization and training or lack thereof a strange dog has. You don't even know if they're properly treated for pests and parasites.

This. I have never been bitten by dog (or cat) but I just know that they are animals first which means they are unpredictable. Around my place we had cases when kids got bitten by super small dogs. Small or big or super friendly - I want it on leash and away from me, please. Because, well, you never know.

 

[pyrinyx]

"ermmm I have x condition and I NEVER did thing!!" comments. I see them especially often under true crime videos.

Someone does a bad thing and has some mental condition that likely influenced their decision-making process. Not an excuse, even if they try to use it as one, but worth noting. Then, every time you'll see comments like, "I have this b-but I never did bad thing!" and get updooted. You aren't interesting, you have no lore, you're just humble bragging against a retard in your own tribe.

And they go around online making stupid posts asking "Does anyone else feel/do/has done X?" and in the entire body of the post it is them doing this very exact thing. If you haven't done anything then great, so shut the fuck up about it and try living normally. It also means you don't have said thing that is shared with people who done heinous crimes so what the fuck do you know? Shut up anyways and live normally. Anyone will reach for just anything anymore to try and make themselves somewhat special. Not sorry but you're in the 'Everyone Else' Club with the rest of us so stop trying.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Well, dogs are better then people. Objectively

How much zoo porn do you watch?

 

[Captain Syrup]

I don’t think I’m mean. If anything, I wish I apologized less and stood up for myself more. And yet, once a week, without fail, someone hits me with a Trumpian "NOT NICE!!" like I just kicked a puppy instead of saying what I actually think.

Mind you, I swallow 99% of what I really want to say to the point it makes me sick. But the second 1% slips out, suddenly I'm Snidely Whiplash.

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

Well, dogs are better then people. Objectively.

So true, bestie. When you're 90, your dog will change your adult diapers, refill your medication, bring you extra pillows, and stroke your hair as you lie dying. Your dog will plan your funeral, write a loving message on your headstone, and bring flowers to your graveside. If you get diagnosed with a severe illness, dogs will be the ones examining your scans, telling you your prognosis, and arranging for your treatment. Dogs built the home you're living in, wrote the books you read, and make your lifestyle possible by producing electricity and clean water for you to use. All humans do is eat the food that dogs produce and excrete it as waste, while dogs clean up after us. If dogs ever died out, we would soon follow, since we depend on them for everything and give nothing in return, except making certain dogs feel less alone and pathetic.

Spoiler

Stickers are humantards seething because they know dogs are the superior species.

 

[YourFriendlyLurker 2.0]

So true, bestie. When you're 90, your dog will change your adult diapers, refill your medication, bring you extra pillows, and stroke your hair as you lie dying. Your dog will plan your funeral, write a loving message on your headstone, and bring flowers to your graveside. If you get diagnosed with a severe illness, dogs will be the ones examining your scans, telling you your prognosis, and arranging for your treatment. Dogs built the home you're living in, wrote the books you read, and make your lifestyle possible by producing electricity and clean water for you to use. All humans do is eat the food that dogs produce and excrete it as waste, while dogs clean up after us. If dogs ever died out, we would soon follow, since we depend on them for everything and give nothing in return, except making certain dogs feel less alone and pathetic.

No dog ever started a war or shot down another dog. Also, this shit dog vs kids is extremely retarded even for KF. You know, people do have both?

How much zoo porn do you watch?

I am watching you right now. Does it count?

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

shot down another dog

They tear them apart alive instead. Waaay better, lol.

Also, this shit dog vs kids is extremely retarded even for KF

You literally said they are better that people (which ruined entire post I agreed with otherwise), which includes kids by default.

Animals are retarded and not as good as people by default. Saying this as someone who loves animals (including dogs and bugs).

No dog ever started a war

That is like saying paralysed potato tards are better than regular people cause they do not start wars.

 

[Nip Slip]

I made that post because I was at some sandwich place on my lunch break, and I saw a 60-year-old woman giving her dog Coca Cola out of her own cup, which she then proceeded to drink out of. As I left, I passed another one who was pushing her pug in a baby stroller. I wish I were making this up.

The rise in dog moms/grandmas has also coincided with a visible increase in trannies in my area. I think lockdown must have broken something in people's brains.

I almost feel bad for the dog-grandmas since they are desperately trying to fill their empty nest after their kids have grown up. But I say almost because they will spoil their tiny crusty dogs more than volunteering with their actual grandchildren.

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

Also, this shit dog vs kids is extremely retarded even for KF. You know, people do have both?

Where did I mention kids? I know people have both, because last time I saw the "dogs are better than people" slogan, it was on the chest of a woman in a police bodycam video who was being arrested for driving blackout drunk with her kids in the car.

No dog ever started a war or shot down another dog.

War bad and gun bad, we get it already. Dogs kill each other all the time. Feral dog packs are territorial and absolutely will attack any creature, dog or human, who enters their territory. They often play with and torture their prey if it's something smaller. The male ones rape. If only your lack of intelligence prevents you from warring, then can you be said to have chosen peace? The capacity for great good and great evil is an indicator of superior intelligence, not inferior moral fiber.

You know why dogs are usually gentler than wolves and other wild animals? Because we made them that way.

Spoiler: Edit

@Nip Slip I also feel bad for them, but only kind of. The old ladies I know who make an effort to maintain human relationships do get appreciated. Just last month, I mailed my MIL a crochet bag I made for her for Mother's Day. She has dogs, but she doesn't make them the center of her life, because she has irl friends and a family who loves her. I make gifts for my old lady neighbor as well, and she brings me stuff she bakes. Human relationships are much more rewarding, but they're more work, and some people just don't want to put in the effort.

 

[AnOminous]

I made that post because I was at some sandwich place on my lunch break, and I saw a 60-year-old woman giving her dog Coca Cola out of her own cup, which she then proceeded to drink out of.

Of the two things, giving a dog Coca Cola is by far the worst of the two. Caffeine is toxic to dogs.

 

[Retarded Weeb]

Counterpoint to humanfags: When you tell a human that dogs are better, the human will get personally offended and sperg out at you with arguments that won't convince anyone because no one truly cares either way. When you tell a dog that humans are better, the dog will stare vacantly at you as it is too stupid to understand you or be offended if it did, and is simply wondering when the big hairless dog is going feed it more food. I think we know which one of these is living a more content existence.

Dogs 1 Humanity 0

 

[Yakka Hula]

I made that post because I was at some sandwich place on my lunch break, and I saw a 60-year-old woman giving her dog Coca Cola out of her own cup, which she then proceeded to drink out of. As I left, I passed another one who was pushing her pug in a baby stroller. I wish I were making this up..

I’ll give the pug in a stroller a pass; those poor inbred critters can barely manage to waddle 5 feet without getting short of breath.

Full disclosure though, I’m one of those tards with a cat in a pet stroller. But I don’t take them everywhere, and when I do take them out, its only on a walk in the neighborhood or to dog-friendly patios. I’ve got the rare cat who took to walking on a leash and loves to be outside, but she's gotten too elderly to go far, so the stroller is a compromise. Letting her outside to run free isn’t happening - for her safety, the safety of outside wildlife, and for good neighbor relationships.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Letting her outside to run free isn’t happening - for her safety, the safety of outside wildlife, and for good neighbor relationships.

Domestic cats aren’t as domesticated as the name implies. Any animal that treats the underside of parked cars like vacation condos and requires you to honk the horn before starting the engine just so you don’t commit cat-slaughter is not an animal I trust unsupervised. I’ve tried harnesses but letting them roam free? Not unless my backyard is a national forest and I’ve named my kid Calvin.