Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

More about how Becky wishes she hadn't been a mom, including a not-so-subtle nod to how she's not enjoying raising her kid.

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And of course the dig about how she got "baby trapped" by Daniel at the end. She destroyed her body just because Daniel forgot to tell her that it's hard to be a mom, and due to cultural conditioning (and a near-illiterate level of avoiding reading books) she thought it was going to be totally pleasant and not change anything about her body or schedule.

Becky acting like her experience is the norm is as anti-natalist a position as I've ever seen. You'll die and a new person will show up who isn't you! You'll never be the same! It's horrible for years after they're born! "Even in the best circumstances shit will suck"!

She's so trapped in her own disordered thought processes that she can't even imagine someone loving their kid or enjoying pregnancy or motherhood. I'm not saying it's enjoyable for everyone, but she's being very rigid about how NO ONE ever really likes it. "Charming gremlin" is the best it gets.

Man, that child is barely three and Becky is already posting shit that will scar the poor girl when she's old enough to understand how much her own mom passively-aggressively ABHORS HER.

I can almost hear Becky's teeth grit in rage as she typed that shit up: Oh I love my GREMLIN SO MUCH but can I let you guys know how much it SUCKED to have this thing? IT REALLY SUCKED, let me tell you! Having this bundle of joy WRECKED MY BODY AND TRAPPED ME IN A LOVELESS MARRIAGE! But I still love my little bargaining chi....I mean, adorable baby who totally DID NOT TURN MY LIFE INTO A LIVING HELL!

 

[Tragi-Chan]

There she goes, lying again.
She never looks good.

And to call Cuckson and Daniel “cuties” is the kind of lie that would have a North Korean propaganda minister telling her to dial it back.

To be honest, I can’t imagine these threesomes actually happening. I get the impression that Cuckson and Daniel tolerated each other more than anything.

 

[Meriasek]

This is just me and my optimistic and wild imagination but I hope to fuck Hannah turns out to be the biggest head-shaved, seventeen-piercings, black-lipstick-and-unshaved-underarms Nordic-doom-metal-loving bitch in the history of mankind. I hope by some miracle she turns out levelheaded as fuck, harder than a coffin nail, with zero tolerance for bullshit. I hope she tells Becky to fuck off and get her an apple juice when she gets home from school. I hope Becky’s boyfriends are scared to death of her.

With that headshape she's never gonna shave her head. Or shouldn't, at least.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

With that headshape she's never gonna shave her head. Or shouldn't, at least.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Look, if the lesson Becky concludes from the experience of being pregnant is that she should never, ever be pregnant again, I'm going to call it a win.

Sure, it sucks for Hannuh to read this shit, but given how Becky's parenting is going, it's another 12-13 years before we have to worry about that.

I completely agree, motherhood somehow made Becky a worse person, and you have to understand, Becky wouldn't be reproducing with her best eggs. And she wouldn't be using what amounted to the polycule's top shelf cuck jizz either.

Her first attempt was a minecraft baby. What would crawl out of that poisonous womb this time around would be a full blown creeper.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

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When did Becky start wearing bowties?

 

[The Judean People's Front]

She reposted a thing last night about how much she loves sucking dick. I'd say she seems manic/hypersexual but when isn't she?

Isn't "hot wifing" (an "interest" of Becky's) when the husband watches his wife have sex with others while not getting to do the sex himself? Please correct me if I'm wrong, Kiwi Kinksters, because there's no way I'm searching for that. But I just mention it because it sure sounds a lot like what Becky has subtly been doing to Jackson their whole marriage (minus watching, he doesn't even get THAT).

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

She reposted a thing last night about how much she loves sucking dick. I'd say she seems manic/hypersexual but when isn't she?

Isn't "hot wifing" (an "interest" of Becky's) when the husband watches his wife have sex with others while not getting to do the sex himself? Please correct me if I'm wrong, Kiwi Kinksters, because there's no way I'm searching for that. But I just mention it because it sure sounds a lot like what Becky has subtly been doing to Jackson their whole marriage (minus watching, he doesn't even get THAT).

I remember when Becky first accused the Punning Pundit of raping her, and Jackson claimed that he stood outside the door with Daniel and listened to him "rape" her and talking about how enraged it made him. Apparently, not enraged enough to actually go do anything like open the damn door or call 911.

So I'm betting it was in actuality one of Becky's weird sex games, and having Jackson sit outside the door and imagine what is really happening is part of their bizarre cuck roleplay kink.

That has to be the most saddest, most pathetic way to cuck a guy - not only is his wife banging dudes within his field of awareness, but he's prohibited from doing nothing but sit there like a defeated little man and listen to it occur behind closed doors. At least other cucks get a show out of it.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

TIL pigs like being spit roasted.

The first post ruined the Greek festival for me, now you're gonna wreck luaus too.

 

[Crab Latte]

That has to be the most saddest, most pathetic way to cuck a guy - not only is his wife banging dudes within his field of awareness, but he's prohibited from doing nothing but sit there like a defeated little man and listen to it occur behind closed doors. At least other cucks get a show out of it.

It's been posted here before, but, [boogie nights little Bill clip.mp4]


The no eye contact is fucking sending me. There is so much that could be said!

When I read the high heels thing I giggled cause I imagine her telling Sam to take them off or she ain't fucken. But realistically it's probably more her internal resistance to being feminine or attractive in any way.

She wants to fuck clowns but tickling is a hard limit?

Also I think it's interesting she says she likes receiving double penetration but then says she's 'curious' about anal. That pussy must have 3 rows of seats.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Becky posts the mantra she repeats to herself every day.


Honestly one of the saner posts she's made. Parenthood is about finding joy in little moments even when you're extremely frustrated.

Adding, because I just saw this on Instagram and it was too perfect.

 

[Wargarbl]

This is the full list at the moment:
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Spoiler: Profile screenshot [Large Image]

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> Look through Becky fetish list
> Throw up in mouth a little
> See "face slapping"

OK Becky, I've pictured myself fulfilling exactly *1* of your fetishes. If you need someone to put five across your eyes at 100% maximum effort, I'm there for you.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Honestly one of the saner posts she's made. Parenthood is about finding joy in little moments even when you're extremely frustrated.

On the other hand, it's diapers. How big of a deal can it be to have to change a diaper? If you weren't changing diapers you'd be changing the oil in the fryer, or getting yelled at about a spreadsheet, or wiping the ass of a far less pleasant geriatric. Diapers ain't shit.

I'd have more sympathy for her pithy observations (aka bitching and moaning) if she had raised a kid to the stage where the trials and tribulations include peer pressure to use drugs, awkward talks about sexual morality, and hoping they're actually fit to wield that big hunk of metal hurtling down the freeway.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

That fetish list really is something to behold. It’s such a curious mix of ”things people do during normie sex” and ”somebody PLEASE call the police”, but what really got me was the ’consensual non-consensual’ thing. You’ve really gotta have a fetish for going to prison for sexual assault if you’re dumb enough to try that with Becky and hurt her fee-fees afterwards, because that’s how she will spin it. ”I was totally raped by this guy I agreed could pretend-rape me. The fetish community is broken. Goodbye, cruel world!”Cue Bluesky mob and consolation visit to Disneyland.

Smdh. Also, wasn’t her list kind of ableist? I saw no midgets or amputees on that list. Um, Becky, disabled people exist, you know.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

On the other hand, it's diapers. How big of a deal can it be to have to change a diaper? If you weren't changing diapers you'd be changing the oil in the fryer, or getting yelled at about a spreadsheet, or wiping the ass of a far less pleasant geriatric. Diapers ain't shit.

It’s gross at first, but when you’ve had to do it multiple times a day for a few weeks, you just get on with it. You kind of stop registering how disgusting it is.

What I’m saying is, it’s pretty clear that Becky had basically no experience until Daniel left.

 

[Eventide]

Adding, because I just saw this on Instagram and it was too perfect.

It sounds like this person knows Becky

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Please, Daniel, we need to see your TERF arc, done just as strident and retarded as your soylib schtick.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

He put his baby in your uterus, Becky.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

I always thought there should be a proper Becky documentary of sorts on YouTube. The only issue is that there didn't seem to be a proper arc for the normies. Her Life is just a string of spergs and BPD nonsense (which is great for a lolcow thread).

But I think The Daniel Arc can actually make this a proper story to tell.

 

[Pargon]

Please, Daniel, we need to see your TERF arc, done just as strident and retarded as your soylib schtick.

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I love the syntax because it sounds like she’s saying that the only human being Daniel misgenders is her. Like every time she’s within earshot of him he makes sure to “she/her” at twice the volume as everything else he’s saying