Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

[Tingle]

Has anyone found her fanfiction.net account yet? She'd fit right in.

Jeez man, the poor woman can barely draw a comic, you think she knows how to write a story too?

 

[Narrowback]

Half of her fucking comics now are just her drawing herself "owning her haters" lol

 

[Hey Bitches it's me]

Half of her fucking comics now are just her drawing herself "owning her haters" lol

I apologize, but I must r8 this as l8.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Jeez man, the poor woman can barely draw a comic, you think she knows how to write a story too?

I tried, but it's pointless. She doesn't have a writing style to investigate. A blog would be better.

 

[Make Wraith Wraithy Again]

I miss the days when I thought Nazi meant white supremacist.
Edit: New comic.
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I'm just confused. There's no joke? Ellen just drops political crap. I don't follow politics.

Show her the video clip of joe biden saying he's going to use F-15s and drop nukes on people cause reasons.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I actually like this comic. Great Job Ellen! Keep up the AMAZING work

Aw, ninja'd!

 

[BasedIfTrue]

She finally did it. Lol. Had to talk to a Google employee because something weird was happening with one of my videos and this is not what I was expecting.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

She finally did it. Lol. Had to talk to a Google employee because something weird was happening with one of my videos and this is not what I was expecting.

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Can you upload your videos somewhere else? 4chan or Pornhub maybe?
Edit: She wants to be a white apologist so bad!

 

[BasedIfTrue]

Can you upload your videos somewhere else? 4chan or Pornhub maybe?

I'm going to try to beat the Strike first. I'll see what my options are after that.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

She finally did it. Lol. Had to talk to a Google employee because something weird was happening with one of my videos and this is not what I was expecting.

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I’m on mobile atm so maybe it’s because of that, but I see the symbol that means an image isn’t loading. Is there supposed to be a third image in this?

Can you upload your videos somewhere else? 4chan or Pornhub maybe?

I would say rumble over pornhub. lol. But I’m not really sure of what their policies or policing measures look like.

I'm going to try to beat the Strike first. I'll see what my options are after that.

Which video was it? Pretty sure we have them all but the stream on preserve tube, so at least there’s that.

 

[BasedIfTrue]

I’m on mobile atm so maybe it’s because of that, but I see the symbol that means an image isn’t loading. Is there supposed to be a third image in this?

No? I only posted 2 so that's a bit odd

Which video was it? Pretty sure we have them all but the stream on preserve tube, so at least there’s that.

Ironically:

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

No? I only posted 2 so that's a bit odd

It's still like that on pc so maybe it's an emoji or something not loading...? idk, but at least we aren't missing anything.

Ironically:

Ironic indeed. I double checked and all of the videos regarding Ellen are preserved on preservetube. The only one not preserved is the live regarding Ellen and that's because it's too long.
For posterity's sake here are all the videos in order

Archive

Archive

Archive

Archive
(Canadian version of video)

Archive

Archive
(Distrack itself)

And this I archived because it had Ellen in the thumbnail. Not sure if she actually has a spot in the video

Archive

 

[Lurkey Turkey]

New comic!
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She's giving us haters more attention than she gives her fans.

Hey, I mean. It has a joke in it, and the premise isn't "I'm awesome." I'll take it even if Simpsons did it.

 

[Run Escape]

She finally did it. Lol. Had to talk to a Google employee because something weird was happening with one of my videos and this is not what I was expecting.

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Did someone say, "rent free"?

 

[DennisReynolds]

Semper fi @BasedIfTrue you're doing gods work I feel bad the Trailer Park Boys guys have to share Nova Scotian fame with this talentless, Reddit Hitler, critically devoid of personality and self-awareness BPD demon.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Ellen's gone full mask-off Nazi.

Fuck yourself if you don't follow politics for mental health reasons.

Post about Palestine now or else you're a closet Trump fetishist!

 

[Run Escape]

Ellen's gone full mask-off Nazi.
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Fuck yourself if you don't follow politics for mental health reasons.
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Post about Palestine now or else you're a closet Trump fetishist!

Who the fuck is relying on her support?

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

LOLOL. This delulu cunt acts like anyone cares or that she has the power to enforce this.

You want to put politics in your boring, unoriginal, unfunny, comic? GO RIGHT AHEAD.

But I'll go exercise my right to not put politics in my own shit. If you don't like it, honey, come down here from North Mexico and do something about it.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

More of the same sperging.

There are people like this, many of the American animators count. They have their own thread. What an exhausting existence.
Edit: At this rate we'll be seeing a vegan arc.

 

[Lurkey Turkey]

I'm not obligated to care about your morals. Fuck off.

AND, this whole explicit "good guys vs bad guys" thing. People don't wake up and decide to be evil. They do things for reasons. You know how you feel you're right, and it's obvious? Half the people feel the same, but for the opposite things. Yours gets to be factually valid, because...? It's a kindergarten level of understanding the world.