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[UnsufficentBoobage]

Virtue signaling in fucking Jurassic Park thread where autist was malding he got downwoted.

 

[CEO of Autism]

Anti natalist gets pissed because their grandparents would rather leave money to their grandkids and not an asshole who'd waste it on funko pops and street tacos.
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It's an LLM post. Don't ask me how I know.

 

[AnOminous]

It's an LLM post. Don't ask me how I know.

Well, they cite $ as currency and then use "spoilt" as a spelling, which I don't think any real American would ever do.

 

[Yakka Hula]

Well, they cite $ as currency and then use "spoilt" as a spelling, which I don't think any real American would ever do.

And Yanks don’t use the terms “motorbikes” and “granny flats”.

 

[Jace on ice]

British coomer gets ripped off.

 

[AnOminous]

And Yanks don’t use the terms “motorbikes” and “granny flats”.

There's that, too. Anyway it's pretty blatant. It could be a really lame attempt by a Brit to pretend to be American but AI is almost certainly what it is.

 

[Dr. Butt]

lady

it's reddit so idk

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Posting as link as you can not fucking possibly guess what the top comments are:

https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/1l9mne4/why_are_you_doing_this/

 

[Ed Special]

And Yanks don’t use the terms “motorbikes” and “granny flats”.

I've heard red-blooded Americans say "Motorbike" before, but yeah, "Flat" is not in our lexicon.

 

[Terrorist]

Imagine going through agonizing labor only for some faggot redditor to tell you "having kids is le bad."
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What’s really pathetic is that this probably didn’t happen. This is OP’s fantasy, what he wishes he had enough courage in his convictions to do. His dream is to be such a huge sperg in the workplace that HR passive-aggressively “I won’t name any names, but…” dresses down everyone else for it.

 

[Rapesputin]

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>"NO WAR BUT THE CLASS WAR"
>palestinian and ukrainian flags
Something ain't right here

 

[Jizzrag]

Over at ZeroCovidCommunity, a father is asked by his daughter to walk her down the aisle - maskless.

Spoiler: Text

Daughter wants me unmasked at her wedding

Hi all, I'm a single retired dad. My daughter lives out of state 1700 miles away and is getting married early next year. She wants me to walk her down the aisle and in all photos unmasked. She lives her life as if Covid does not exist. She also has a step dad, and I suggested to her that he should walk her down the aisle too, since he's been a great a dad to her. I'd like to as well but feel very uncomfortable doing so. Thoughts?

Background on my CCness:
I'm very extreme in my covid carefulness, live like a hermit, avoid people indoors and out, and have not traveled, nor been unmasked near anyone since the emergence of Covid. I feel wearing a mask also stands up for my principles around covid and sets a good example. The only exception to masking near people is dental or oral surgery appointments which are always monday mornings, 1st appointment 3-8 weeks after my boosters. (the staff do N95 and use HEPA, and from Nov-Mar require patients masking)

I only visit with family outdoors (and friends but super rarely), if they KN95/N95 mask. All shopping is online delivery. Even for Amazon returns, I have the UPS Store employee pick up my packages at the door, and the restaurants I give business to hand me my orders outside

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Top commenter does not think OP should do that and suggest wearing a mask with a clear window.


OP reveals that his hermit lifestyle makes his daughter sad. Redditors can not phantom why, clearly his daughter needs help.



Here’s a P100 respirator mask. Can’t imagine why she’d insist he doesn’t wear it at her wedding.

 

[Beautiful Border]

Anti natalist gets pissed because their grandparents would rather leave money to their grandkids and not an asshole who'd waste it on funko pops and street tacos.
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Maybe this is just a fundamental difference in philosophy that comes from having parents who didn't have a pot to piss in to begin with, but nothing pisses me off more than people who expect to live off their parents' wealth. It's their money. They presumably raised you to be a functioning adult who is capable of looking after themselves. "That inheritance is a safety blanket for me"? They don't owe you shit. If they wanted they could spaff it all at the bingo instead of helping their grandkids get a leg up, and they would still be completely in the right.

Speaking more broadly, I think there's a huge difference between being rich and just having rich parents. If someone can admit that distinction honestly, I actually respect that. What frustrates me is when people expect wealth to transfer automatically, like it’s their right, not their parents’ choice.

 

[AnOminous]

Anti natalist gets pissed because their grandparents would rather leave money to their grandkids and not an asshole who'd waste it on funko pops and street tacos.

So sick of people cutting off giant swaths of philosophy as unrealistic because of obvious AI-generated bullshit on reddit.

 

[Blonrad Blurze]

The daughter needs to lock her dad in a padded room and throw away the key. There is no cure for someone that has been so thoroughly head-raped. Its best to break it off cleanly and never look back.

 

[Radola Gajda]

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What the fuck did Lovecraft do to become lawful evil? He was just a weirdo that was scared of a lot

Tbh redditor put J. K. Rowling as neutral evil. She is progressive who agrees with 80% of Reddit takes , but she refuses to suck troon dick so she is their arch enemy .

 

[TheyClaimTheyHard]

There's that, too. Anyway it's pretty blatant. It could be a really lame attempt by a Brit to pretend to be American but AI is almost certainly what it is.

$ / Motorbike / granny flat / acreage / describing the country (not a state or city) as in a housing crisis / mum

And you couldn't work out the nationality of the poster and are sperging about AI.

Spoiler: NGMI at voight kampff training

it's Australian

 

[Fly in the Ointment]

I'm a single retired dad.

 

[Chin of Campbell]

British coomer gets ripped off.
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Imagine paying 500 british fun money for a file you aren't even allowed to download lmfao.

 

[Crex Crex]

British coomer gets ripped off.
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This guy is on grindr where getting sex is easier than finding sand on a beach and yet still buys from OF whores. Coomers are something else.