Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville

PostRegretStressDisorder said:
YAHWEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH
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I strongly urge you for your own sake not to mock the name of YHWH. I am not making any threats. I just sincerely believe that the more you do that, the less likely God will have mercy on you if someone bad happens to you in the future like if you get cancer. The more you say bad things about YHWH, the more likely YHWH will not help you when you need help the most. It is much better to mock other people than to mock gods. Be very careful what you say to deities. We should not mock other gods.
 
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tamarlover said:
I strongly urge you for your own sake not to mock the name of YHWH. I am not making any threats. I just sincerely believe that the more you do that, the less likely God will have mercy on you if someone bad happens to you in the future like if you get cancer. The more you say bad things about YHWH, the more likely YHWH will not help you when you need help the most. It is much better to mock other people than to mock gods. Be very careful what you say to deities. We should not mock other gods.
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I fucked yahweh in his faggot ass and he loved it.
 
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tamarlover said:
I strongly urge you for your own sake not to mock the name of YHWH. I am not making any threats. I just sincerely believe that the more you do that, the less likely God will have mercy on you if someone bad happens to you in the future like if you get cancer. The more you say bad things about YHWH, the more likely YHWH will not help you when you need help the most. It is much better to mock other people than to mock gods. Be very careful what you say to deities. We should not mock other gods.
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You want to talk about morals while stalking someone to the point that they give you a restraining order? Talk about pretentious, what makes you think you're above it all?
 
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You guys forgot their adult film tag: Yaweh, Sommelier of Semen
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Post with less flopped jokes: Yaweh is indeed a faggot
 
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WELL... you can't walk away from this thread for even a few hours, I see. Tbh, I'm kind of surprised this man of god smokes. And seriously, what is with the white shit on his lips? You know what it reminds me of? Some hard drugs make your spit all foamy and gross. Perhaps it's drugs.
 
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Squealer said:
plus if you were really worshiping YHVH you'd know the right letters
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YHWH(4,64) = Yehowah(7,70/85) = Ye how? Ah. = Y H w/ H = Why hydrogen with hydrogen (H2O)?
 
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tamarlover said:
I strongly urge you for your own sake not to mock the name of YHWH. I am not making any threats. I just sincerely believe that the more you do that, the less likely God will have mercy on you if someone bad happens to you in the future like if you get cancer. The more you say bad things about YHWH, the more likely YHWH will not help you when you need help the most. It is much better to mock other people than to mock gods. Be very careful what you say to deities. We should not mock other gods.
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Get that jew shit outta here heretic

we worship GOD round these parts

Brad Watson is our bishop, you could learn a thing or two from him
 
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@tamarlover Man, why you sticking with this fakeass YHWH motherfucker bro? Man, don't you know that the Great Old Ones and the Outer Gods are the only real beings deserving of worship? Come join the Cult of Cthulhu son, for the stars will soon be right. Will you be among the first to be eaten, and be spared the horrors of the return of the Great Old Ones?
 
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