Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[BibiLivesMatter]

In fairness what the fuck is she supposed to add given Gabe didn’t give her any information on what he’d be revealing, barely prepared clips yet wants to show dozens of them, expects her to read his mind and know exactly what clip he wants played and when to prove his point. At best she could Warski “that’s crazy bro” but fuck he hasn’t made this easy. She doesn’t know the Rekieta lore, especially the old Sophie Long shit, so can’t really add things on the fly.

When you put it like that I do have to give her that. She did say prior that Gabe didn't tell her much of what they were going to talk about today and Gabe is expecting Keanu to know all the things he knows to help with conversations.

 

[Angry Shoes]

He said what the next arc is going to be, but she was talking over him so nobody heard it.

I understand trying to keep things conversational but holy shit he's your guest and he wants to share info with you, shut the fuck up and let him talk.

 

[Father Balldo]

He said what the next arc is going to be, but she was talking over him so nobody heard it.

It's about Nick killing the skunk

 

[dustnight]

Counterpoint: come the fuck on
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Your honor be reasonable! if you look at the hip to arm radios you'd clearly see any self respectful mans would have to be a fool not to take advantage of such a beautiful specimen, if you wanna know the truth.

 

[Vibralldo]

Gabe just said he wants to get to the "findings of the investigation" (potential new content) and Keanu wants to blabber on and justify sweeping for Coomalot cooming to Redo of Healer

Gabe is visibly pissed at Keanu now

Shoulda gone on the casino

 

[AnOminous]

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He's had enough.

No he hasn't.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

If this was any more fucking useless, it'd be Andy Warski and Cobes talking about gender relations.

 

[AltisticRight]

They're talking about the skunk he snuffed now.
Gabbie is explaining skunk biology.

>He drowned a skunk?

 

[World in Scarlet]

Oh my god, another old story.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

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He's had enough.

"Are you winning dad?"

 

[Vibralldo]

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God he's gross

Nick can't even take a W

Just make fun of how boring and nothing the stream is. This just makes Nick look worse.

 

[Soapmore]

Queen Keanu! Keanu dumb bitch neck yourself!

We are a fickle, demanding crowd aren't we.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

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He's had enough.

I had enough of him ngl.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Just two more stories/hours/weeks/years and we'll get that killshot guys! trust the plan, delay your gratification! This is an extended release stream!

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

 

[Smithfield Ham]

There is nobody is watching this and doesn't already know who Nick is and what a POS he is. Practically all the viewers are from this thread. Even if anybody new were watching, this is a terrible way to introduce them because it's long, rambling and disorganized.

 

[Calories]

 

[Vibralldo]

Gabe is talking about how Nick's an animal abusing sociopath and Keanu is babbling like a vapid retard whore, holding everything up

She's like 50,000 warskis, Jesus Christ

 

[NotreallyPutin]

Keanu automatically sweeping for Crashalot is hilarious. Did they sleep together?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Chat doing a better job grilling Rekieta than gabe ever will lol.