Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[BibiLivesMatter]

Is this gods punishment on us for being goyims?

 

[MeltyTW]

idk why he still thinks its effective to try to appeal to this idea that hes a normal lawyer dad and saying he did something really bad is some far out there thing like if i just randomly said metokur fucked a horse in front of his gf's family, you admitted to a ton of crazy shit nick. like ket and cocaine. yeah itd seem crazy to say that about you years ago, now not so much. youll have to expand your gaslighting there. the tricks you used before no longer work. maybe try "where is the proof" or idk something else

 

[Redo of Healer Fan]

This has been the biggest 4 hour nothingburger in the history of nothingburgers. Ok, after a winding leadup, now we have specific claims of physical violence. Now what? This is just another entry in the long long list of Bad Things Nick Has Done.
At least it got Nick to self-report something nobody knew about. That's probably the best thing to come out of this spiral.

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

Okay, I was disappointed, but this is even funnier. Gabe didn't know about the chiropractor incident. Nick outed himself for no reason.

That kamikaze felt does almost make this feel worthwhile.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I really wished he would have just came on, said he was fucking with Nick and he had nothing then spent the rest of the time making fun of Nick with guests like Podawful.

 

[Harm]

This stream sucked, but it did stimulate some thought.

My theory with the chokeslam incident is that it probably happened, it was without witnesses, the son told the nanny about it to try to escape the abuse, the nanny reported it in good faith, and then Nick finds out about the allegation and has another bad day.

When he ultimately doesn't get in trouble because there's technically no proof, he tries to get the nanny in trouble for "false reporting." He finds out that she can't get in trouble because she's reporting in good faith an allegation a child told her, even if they couldn't prove it and press charges.

Suddenly, Nick gets the idea that this is all fair play. He starts saying that the nanny abused his kids! Better yet, he was told this by his own children too! It's perfect. It'll damage her reputation and it couldn't possibly bite him in the ass since he's also "reporting in good faith" (the hypothetical truth being that either he put the kid up to it or he fabricated it).

The sister-in-law "clearing him" was just her stating that she didn't witness it, which is different from witnessing that it absolutely didn't happen.

 

[Strix454]

Is this gods punishment on us for being goyims?

Its god's punishment for expecting something serious to come out of a sekter (Gabe) and dabbleverse (Keanu) collaboration.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Is this gods punishment on us for being goyims?

No, its his reminder of what Jews are.

 

[Rainbow Idiot]

The fact Nick is comfortable with fear-based discipline in front of witnesses is really disturbing. This friend saw it multiple times and was deeply uncomfortable/disturbed.

It's not so much the discipline per se as the doing it in front of company. If he's doing that with company what the heck is going on behind closed doors. If it's yelling at kids with company I'd guess it's bare minimum excessive spanking behind closed doors. Also with the homeschooling co-op. I grew up with one of those and you have wonderful people and really odd slightly creepy people. Some of the creepy ones are doing drugs or horrible things to their kids. That story sounds familiar enough to get me all out of sorts.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

“Nothing illegal”

lol you undercut any real dirt when you repeat this

In other words, this stream was oversold hard.

Why does he keep talking about an iceberg?

Because he wants to imply without actually making a factual claim.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Gabe after watching Star Wars for the first time in 2023: "Here me out, spoiler alert: Darth Vader is Luke's dad."

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

4 hour mark = 10 episodes of Redo of Healer (24min each)

 

[Masked Hero Dark Law]

Why does he keep talking about an iceberg?

Gabe dropped his "credible" stories, that is,

Kayla had a mental breakdown, she smashed her head against the wall/glass/bricks and got an injury.
Yeah, I've witnessed this happen with relatives having a major domestic. It's nasty.
But I'm not surprised.

Family friend story relay #2:
Witnessed skelly getting physical with his children in an impulsive and disciplinary manner.

and is leaving the viewer with the vague idea being, "if this is what he shows to the public you can only imagine how he is in private"

In order words, this is the extent of what Gabe finds credible but is using this and I guess Redo of the Healer and skunks to imply that Nick has been a really bad person and father.

In short, Keanu and Gabe blew their load over nothing and 4 hours of people's time was wasted.

 

[Caticorn]

I wonder if this Kayla giving herself a concussion story might be the mysterious family "illness" where he had to stay up watching someone at night for a few days last winter?

 

[Niggernerd]

Iirc PPP said they would watch it but if theres fuck all they won't cover it. They'll at least just cover the kayla head banger of windows part. So anyone who ends up watching it on KC will be saved hours of time at least.

 

[Vibralldo]

Why does he keep talking about an iceberg?

He's saying "if Nick's willing to be this awful publicly, imagine how bad he is privately" in an overcomplicated and pretentious way

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Well at least this will make Nick seethe even more and we can accuse him of being a domestic abuser and wife beater based on inside sources. Even if this was a shitshow of a stream this'll still be a fun upcoming arc, until the next thing comes along. There is always something more with Rekieta.

 

[Vibralldo]

"I will be making my exit from the 'sektur' as it were" ""

NARRATOR: He is infact, not making his exit from the sektur. As it were.

He should and should take Keanu with him

 

[AltisticRight]

4 hour mark = 10 episodes of Redo of Healer (24min each)

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So that's why skelly has 2 monitors set up?

 

[BradolfPittler]

Keanu, Gabe and Balldo A-logs all got a full felting tonight. 4 hours for Gabe to give nothing new while an airhead nods along.

It was a Rekieta W no matter how you cut it.