Coby Zachary Naughton / Synthetic Man / Synth / Synthezoid / mostlyshallow / Kurtex / Chudcast - The /v/irgin youtuber, "based" chud that's pushing 30 whilst living with his mother with an addiction to futanari porn

[Outer Space Traveller]

Briefly checked, dead domain isn't even mentioned.
Here is a dead domain meltdown on election night after synth typed "ACK" on dead domains stream.
Suprised this troon doesn't have a thread here.

Troondomain definitely deserves a thread here. He's an unhinged lunatic, and you can see in his eyes "I want to gain power over you". Poor fool too, thinking a Bolshevik revolution would spare him.

 

[CallmeCicada]

His chat is filled with the spergiest people I have ever seen, If you haven’t been with his chat since his first stream, you will immediately be labeled a federal agent, The only comment on my first super chat was accusing me of being a fed, I thought his community was fine until I actually interacted with it, then I hear ranting about the “kiwi troons” and pretty much everything on the initial thread is the very same criticism I’ve had about him for ages. Listen, I don’t hate the guy and Coby himself isn’t a bad reviewer but I think his chat is retarded

I'm curious, what was the super chat? Can you show a screenshot?

 

[Imperfect88]

I'm curious, what was the super chat? Can you show a screenshot?

It was a stream a while ago called drunk pain stream, I sent it shortly before he switched to breakers, I’ll see if I can find it

 

[Wünderkind]

If it's not in the OP I might as well link his "hitpiece" since it has so few views that the algorithm already puts it down halfway down the first page, lol

BTW as shitty and ineffective as it ended up being, people who have beef with Coby(like WAB) do still use clips from it, just so it's clear what purpose this video serves.
@Chudborean a little summary for OP

This is why Coby is as safe as he can be in his streams and videos, he pretty much has his own personal Vordrak that goes above and beyond to try and get him shut down and knows how to game Youtube to do so. Not a pretty situation, but it at least explains why it's necessary. Of course, that doesn't stop him from talking about how much he loves girldick, but then again I doubt Dead Domain sees anything wrong with that, either.

I doubt they would listen to him if Egad is any indication, they see him as either their cool friend or as their father figure and they need him in their lives.

20:12, based DD outing synth as degenerate scum

aryanGOD DD should inject test until he hulks out and curbstomps this vile woproach into dust

 

[Big Miss Steak]

20:12, based DD outing synth as degenerate scum

aryanGOD DD should inject test until he hulks out and curbstomps this vile woproach into dust

DD genuinely looks healthier and stronger than Synth and I have no doubt he would fold Synth like paper in a fight. Since Synth fantasizes about taking it up the pooper, he'd probably like it.

 

[00R-Gundam]

That super chat was the only one I sent, I know it doesn’t mitigate that I donated to him but it’s kinda funny considering the first time I tried to interact with his community they immediately shun me

Your first mistake was thinking you can interact with those retards. Unless you say shit like cuny or the godforsaken emoji, so youre not missing anything...maybe except the super chat.

 

[Chudborean]

This is why Coby is as safe as he can be in his streams and videos, he pretty much has his own personal Vordrak that goes above and beyond to try and get him shut down

I'm pretty sure that group existed since his zelda and fallout tv show reviews who targeted his main videos resulting in him making more streams and less videos. That hitpiece on the other hand targeted his streams and tried setting up a personal army to mass report the streams which eventually resulted in Coby deleting them to avoid jewtube taking down his entire channel.

Anyway slight thread tax:

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

Got recommended a video of his about the summer games fest and I figured I would try sitting through it to see what I missed. I have never watched a synthetic man video before.

Good God, nigga!
A game has a single woman or black person anywhere in it and it's now "woke slop". It's annoying and distracts from his other comments (or lack of) on the games. A single woman appears onscreen and even if she is conventionally attractive he goes into a whole tangent about DEI. He went on a tangent about the Thief VR mc (depicted as two floating hands) being a chick. You'd think this guy fantasizes about some white, gay, "no girls allowed" Islamic state.

Time to smash that mf "Dont Recommend Channel" button! Secondhand embarrassment video.

 

[Imam Shamil]

You'd think this guy fantasizes about some white, gay, "no girls allowed" Islamic state.

POV: Youre walking around a mall with Coby.

 

[Viktor_Suvorov]

His latest video doesnt seem to be in here yet

At the end he straight up admits he's losing interest in the channel, this thread might not be active for much longer

 

[Chapalapachapa]

its not like he has a job of anything. stop being lazy and jacking off to futas mah boy

 

[Dimitri Rascalov]

Question for the faggots that watch Synth:
Would you have preferred the long-form Cyberpunk 2077 review over the 4 hour KCD2 review?

The KCD2 review was the beginning of the end for Synth. It seems like ever since it dropped and the high of the KCD2 drama withered away, Coby has been on a noticeable downfall; not that his content or output was getting better or anything. Now I hear he is even losing interest in his channel.

I haven't watched it myself, but from what I hear it's just a glorified plot synopsis and clobbered together stream clips with his commentary. You could argue it's important for documenting the woke shit, but by the time he bothered to complete it everyone was already well aware of it, especially his audience. He would have been better off just making a normal length review.

Conceptually, a Cyperpunk 2077 review from him sounds more interesting. People defend that game and claim it isn't woke all the time and it's also way more popular than KCD will ever be. I guess he's more interested in streaming loli slop and breakers.

 

[Wünderkind]

His latest video doesnt seem to be in here yet

At the end he straight up admits he's losing interest in the channel, this thread might be active for much longer

l o l dumbbutt actually thinks a wu-tang game has never been done before, everyone point n laugh at him



i'd be bored too watching this lineup of bland-as-fuck corpo mediocrity (i enjoyed him shitting on the atrocious-looking relooted) but how often does he try to pick boring and nonsense holes in good-looking stuff like the IOI bond game by saying "it won't appeal to zoomers," WHO FUCKING CARES as long as it's well made and fun, and aren't zoomers pozzed homos according to you anyway, synth? make up your fuckin mind

bawling about wokeness, "symbolism" and inter-generation warring are sure-fire signs you're listening to someone with 60 IQ tops

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I was shaking my head when he called a woman with normal weight "flabby" and complained about the women on stage not being hot enough.

What a cumbrained faggot this fucker is. He wants porn everywhere. Also the irony of a nealy 30 years old, ugly, jobless, balding, (gay) porn addict living in his mother's house complaining about successful, nicely dressed women with jobs.

This guy turned out to be such a giant loser.

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

"it won't appeal to zoomers,"

I agree
I think that he's right that James Bond is boomer media that doesnt inherently appeal to zoomers, but the point of the game is to make the series interesting to zoomers by being fun, and there's no reason yet to believe that the people who already made Hitman aren't going to be able to do it again with a different skin on the main character.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

and there's no reason yet to believe that the people who already made Hitman aren't going to be able to do it again with a different skin on the main character.

But there are brown people and women in the game!

While there is indeed new woke slop that will bomb there are also games that look promising and might even be decent. But Synthcel was very pessimistic and whiny the whole time. Did his favorite futa artist commit suicide or why was he in such a bad mood? Or aren't there enough cartoon "women" with penises in the new games?

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

about successful, nicely dressed women with jobs.

Yes, im sure they got there through hard work and merit alone.

Tats on women is a warning sign these days.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Yes, im sure they got there through hard work and merit alone.

"Real women bad, unlike muh gook cartoon whores!1"

Tats on women is a warning sign these days.

Many people have tats these days. You should isolate yourself in a dark basement for the rest of your life.

 

[Madison Grant]

Synthetic Man admits he's losing passion for video games

Not sure if enough people here saw this at the end of his latest video; Coby has wage-quit on the TLOU tv show review and Tainted Grail review because his passion for video games is dwindling rapidly, dealing with burnout, will keep streaming more because that's no effort but he does still want to make videos because its "not about the grift, its about passion".

 

[WootieWot]

Synthetic Man admits he's losing passion for video games

What he means here is that he's losing passion for making videos for his channels, and we can see by his actions that it's likely the case, as he uploads less and less frequency. He wants to stick to just streaming because he's that lazy. Because what else does he have going for his life? What's his plan B if he stops becoming a Youtuber?