Coby Zachary Naughton / Synthetic Man / Synth / Synthezoid / mostlyshallow / Kurtex / Chudcast - The /v/irgin youtuber, "based" chud that's pushing 30 whilst living with his mother with an addiction to futanari porn

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JDA is just a piece of shit
Something about going from Domestic Abuser to Anti-Smut Christian


Oh no, you two are leaving out the best part:
How the man didn't delete his post history before the switchup

Remember, JDA left a post up describing how he badly wanted to fuck a MALE Lucario in ass. :story:

Of course Egad wants him to talk with JDA
 
Coby apparently can't read as he thinks the planet in Dune is called Dune not Arrakis. Furthermore he does not even understand why the planet is so sought after. In the first books Arrakis was the only planet that could produce the spice Melange without it the empire would collapse.

Not only that, but as a so called retro gamer Coby should also know that Dune 2 kickstarted the RTS genre. I know Coby does not play RTS games because he has sub 90 Iq, but since you are making gaming content center around being based and playing old school games he should at least know the bare minimum about older games. It would go along way to spice up his commentary and maybe grow his channel as Coby's current content is at the black reactionary channel level.

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He has to wait for one of his PARASOCIAL fans to superchat him the synopsis of DUNE, you expect a guy that sits at home all day to know about one of the sci-fi classics? He has futa games to goon to! His dad might even stop by for a day or two which will cancel his plans for the whole year.
 
He has to wait for one of his PARASOCIAL fans to superchat him the synopsis of DUNE, you expect a guy that sits at home all day to know about one of the sci-fi classics? He has futa games to goon to! His dad might even stop by for a day or two which will cancel his plans for the whole year.
He watched the new movies which the game is based around and he still could not remember the basics.

Coby is so uncultured and truly has zero interests aside from "edgy" jokes and being a coomer.

Sure Out of Words gameplay looks like many other similar indy games that have been done before. However it is stop motion animation which to me is incredible and should at least pique anyone's interest.

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There are so many timeless stop motion classics that have entertained and bought together generations of adults and children. Stop motion is a labor of love and needs to be preserved instead of giving into shitty 3D realism that seems to be getting worse every year instead of better, but no Coby and his Cohost use it to make more incel humor and do not use it as a perfect opportunity to talk about stop motion media. For someone who says that they like older media he seems to know nothing about it.
 
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He watched the new movies which the game is based around and he still could not remember the basics.

Coby is so uncultured and truly has zero interests aside from "edgy" jokes and being a coomer.
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Sure Out of Words gameplay looks like many other similar indy games that have been done before. However it is stop motion animation which to me is incredible and should at least pique anyone's interest.

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There are so many timeless stop motion classics that have entertained and bought together generations of adults and children. Stop motion is a labor of love and needs to be preserved instead of giving into shitty 3D realism that seems to be getting worse every year instead of better, but no Coby and his Cohost use it to make more incel humor and do not use it as a perfect opportunity to talk about stop motion media. For someone who says that they like older media he seems to know nothing about it.
aardman, rankin-bass, selick, harryhausen and studio laika were all amazing (latter did some weird wokery now n then but whatever) and I like the works of the more obscure soyuzmultfilm in russia too, also frank zappa's baby snakes movie has a bunch of original SM animation from bruce bickford, google this stuff as you will not regret it

I'm not surprised synth and his brother are unaware of any of this as it doesn't give them underage furry waifus to beat off to, I pity all of these "men of culture" who happen to have none whatsoever
 
Coby thinks it's "very reasonable" to call people who criticised him pedophiles. Context being him reflecting on his spout with null.
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Absolute seethe at even the mere mention of the dear feeder and an unhealthy obsession with his penis too. Yup, he is definitely the next sacrifice to the corn, and he is becoming more and more like the nameless gunted pig monstrosity every stream. Watch for sudden weight gains or when his Chudcast becomes Pillcast, that's how you know we are ready for a harvest.
Coby apparently can't read as he thinks the planet in Dune is called Dune not Arrakis. Furthermore he does not even understand why the planet is so sought after. In the first books Arrakis was the only planet that could produce the spice Melange without it the empire would collapse.
Holy American Education Batman, I know this guy has never read a book in his life but you would think at least one 4chan post would pop up telling him what fucking planet Dune takes place on, that he would see.
Well, this only confirms what pretty much everyone knew, this guy is a tourist in every sense possible, unless we're talking about Breakers(or porn).
Not only that, but as a so called retro gamer Coby should also know that Dune 2 kickstarted the RTS genre. I know Coby does not play RTS games because he has sub 90 Iq, but since you are making gaming content center around being based and playing old school games he should at least know the bare minimum about older games. It would go along way to spice up his commentary and maybe grow his channel as Coby's current content is at the black reactionary channel level.
Speaking of which, has this guy ever played a single RTS or a retro game that wasn't a console exclusive? Hypothetical question, I know. He's too low IQ for the former and too much of a plebian for the latter.
 
Speaking of which, has this guy ever played a single RTS or a retro game that wasn't a console exclusive?
No clue I just sort of happened to fall into laughing at Coby for being a cultureless, incel tourist I'd ask the appreciators as I am just here to give Coby a taste of his own medicine.

The Zachary bros and the Synthcels still failed to properly identify the composition despite having access to the internet


For those who can't view it it's Also sprach Zarathustra by Richard Strauss

So I don't know if it's the site or I am the one have Null tier Internet issues, but I can't upload anything so i'm leaving for the day.
 
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Kirsche now wants nothing to do with synth or his chat

"You know, we had a good thing going without Kirsche. If you had just kept your head down, done your work, and made an expedition 33 review, none of this would have ever happened, and we would be fine right now. But no, you and your lust, and your horniness, you just had to go and blow it all up"
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Coby is so uncultured and truly has zero interests aside from "edgy" jokes and being a coomer.
I do enjoy that he's like a pathetic onion.
Every day, you strip a new layer and find even more cringe and patheticness.
Even funnier, that such human waste has other worthless cattle look up to him.
Truly amazing.
In the land of faggot losers, the man with a futa fetish and simping for professional trannyme whores, is king.
 
I do enjoy that he's like a pathetic onion.
Every day, you strip a new layer and find even more cringe and patheticness.
Even funnier, that such human waste has other worthless cattle look up to him.
Truly amazing.
In the land of faggot losers, the man with a futa fetish and simping for professional trannyme whores, is king.
Speaking of simping.

"Based chud" streamers respect pronouns


Coby we already know you have no dick and this also explains why you are so obsessed with balls as you have none. Here let a real woman show you how to respond to trannies.
 
In the land of faggot losers, the man with a futa fetish and simping for professional trannyme whores, is king.
That really is it. There is Coby, sure, but his orbiters really do look up to him like he's some cool guy they want to hang around with. Look at Ricardo, Egad, even someone like Puar Is Sexy that supported him right up to a point where he talked to a real woman. Coby is the most stable guy in the losers kids table, the mover and shaker gigachad, and yet even the most average student possible sitting anywhere else finds him pathetic. What a strange phenomenon.
"Based chud" streamers respect pronouns
I don't see anything wrong with this clip. He shoots down the idea immediately because it would be a trap to shut his channel down, something Youtube and several a-log channels(like Dead Domain) already tried to do. This is the one instance where he's actually reasonable.
His fault that people are now going to try and set him up with Troon Hunter till the end of time. And who can blame them, it is a "woman" with a penis after all, his favorite kind.
The one who uses "her" correct pronouns is his autistic brother btw(I think, unless they had a guest).
 
I don't see anything wrong with this clip. He shoots down the idea immediately because it would be a trap to shut his channel down, something Youtube and several a-log channels(like Dead Domain) already tried to do. This is the one instance where he's actually reasonable.
His fault that people are now going to try and set him up with Troon Hunter till the end of time. And who can blame them, it is a "woman" with a penis after all, his favorite kind.
The one who uses "her" correct pronouns is his autistic brother btw(I think, unless they had a guest).
He'll make sexist jokes, racist joke, Loli jokes, but when troons are brought up he quietly shoots it down because he is a grifter that does not want to lose his channel for speaking out against "woman". It's just another nail in the coffin to show that he is just a grifter like turkey tom and has no principles.
 
He'll make sexist jokes, racist joke, Loli jokes, but when troons are brought up he quietly shoots it down because he is a grifter that does not want to lose his channel for speaking out against "woman". It's just another nail in the coffin to show that he is just a grifter like turkey tom and has no principles.
Well yeah, he almost had his channel shut down not too long ago thanks to a troon(Dead Domain) so of course he has to step lightly. I know you're trying to a-log him, but at least learn some of his channel lore before you take clips out of context. Just because Coby is a loser doesn't make flaggots like DD any better.
 
I know you're trying to a-log him, but at least learn some of his channel lore before you take clips out of context.
No and it's not out of context his brother referred to a man as a woman and Coby shot it down and said nothing about Sphere Hunter as he is scared to lose his channel.

If you are so much more knowledgeable on Coby than I. By all means take the initiative and clip him yourself.
 
No and it's not out of context his brother referred to a man as a woman and Coby shot it down and said nothing about Sphere Hunter as he is scared to lose his channel.

If you are so much more knowledgeable on Coby than I. By all means take the initiative and clip him yourself.
I'm just providing context for something you clearly don't know. You're free to clip him all you want. The context here is that Dead Domain is a psychotic troon who tried to take his channel down via flagging and a hitpiece video, it failed but now Youtube has their eyes on him and are looking for an excuse, any excuse to give him a strike or shut his channel down wholesale. For example, a simple fade to black sex Cutscene in KCD gave him a channel strike, something I have never heard of happening to anyone else, so when he streamed KCD2 he had to black out the entire screen when there was even an implication of a fade-to-black sex scene happening, even tho you could see nothing on the screen anyways. I don't need to spell it out, but if Coby appeared on Sphere's stream, Dead Domain would no doubt take this opportunity to mass report his videos again or pressure Sphere/his supporters to help him do so, which is obviously not something Coby wants and doesn't benefit him in any way. He might even do another hitpiece video, this is the kind of a-log obsession we're talking about here. It is a stupid idea and he's right to shut it down, not that I think his brother was serious anyways.
This is not "Coby is a cuck" issue, it is a "Youtube is a shitty platform that is easily exploited by the mentally ill" issue. You might as well be laughing at people who had their videos taken down by another well known flaggot, Mundane Matt, even tho these people technically did nothing wrong. I'm not gonna stop you, but I'm not going to pretend Matt(or Dead Domain) is in the right either.
Here is why Dead Domain hates synth.
Skip from 0:33 to 2:52.

I'm pretty sure this is in the OP, right? If not, the whole Dead Domain saga should be included, it was a pretty big deal and almost took his channel down for good at one point.
 
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