Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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What's the last interesting thing he did?

I have not been following this thread much, but it just seems like a fake, edgy stream of consciousness he's putting forward for PaperRoads to pick up and post.

If Alex can read this, how's the Spanish learning going? ¿Puedes escribir un par de párrafos coherentes y sin faltas de ortografía (muy graves) en español sin usar el traductor de Google?
 
What's the last interesting thing he did?

I have not been following this thread much, but it just seems like a fake, edgy stream of consciousness he's putting forward for PaperRoads to pick up and post.

If Alex can read this, how's the Spanish learning going? ¿Puedes escribir un par de párrafos coherentes y sin faltas de ortografía (muy graves) en español sin usar el traductor de Google?
The last fun thing that happened was when his mother came in here and thanked us for bullying her son. Also to inform us that Alex gave his account to Bargain Bin Laden who was trolling us at the time with spergouts from Alex's account. Nothing much after that except the usual deviant art skitzo posting and making shitty youtube videos defending other cows.
 
What's the last interesting thing he did?
The GoFundMe "saga" was shaping up to be interesting, but he canceled it before it could take off. Anyways, new rules for Earth dropped!

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Universal Rules of Earth

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These are rules I demand everyone to comply to to avoid persecution from me. This list will continue to be updated.
  1. Do not defend Kiwi Farms
  2. Do not use pictures of my face without my permission.
  3. You are required to turn a blind eye against my haters.
  4. You must cut ties with my haters.
  5. When referring me. You must not use my face.
  6. Do not rage at me if I reported you or get you banned. You must admire me for doing it.
  7. You must respect me.
  8. Agree with me when I call out my haters.
  9. I can use your copyrighted material if you hate me.
  10. Do not tell me to kill myself. I can tell you to kill yourself if you hate me.
  11. Do not fart if you hate me.
  12. Do not breathe if you hate me.
  13. If you hate me, you must suck your own cock 24/7.
  14. When I tell you to kill yourself, you must do it.
  15. Do not call me a pedophile.
  16. Rules for thee, not for me.
  17. I can have my cake and eat it too.
  18. Haters must attend the battle of the Midnight sun in Inuvik every summer solstice. The objective is to kill until you're the only one remaining.
  19. Do not mourn the deaths of my haters.
  20. Only positive reviews for those battles of the midnight sun.
Failure to comply to these rules will result in one or many of these punishments.
  • House Arrest
  • Banishment from the internet and all services.
  • Mandatory daily rape sessions
  • A hot burning wire being lodged into your penis every hour
  • Being a subject of tests of effects of nuclear weapons
  • Deportation to Yemen
  • Sterilization
  • Blowtorch to face
  • Copyright takedown
  • Worldwide condemnation
  • Being crammed into a shoebox
  • Execution by firing squads
  • Being a probe for tornadoes

Gooning Yap Session

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I'm not oblivious to the dangers of porn addiction or excessive gooning. Of course everyone is gonna goon at some point in their lives but you can't let that get out of control. The consequence of the sin of lust is the risk of being stuck into the cycle which in turn destroys you. But those who've called me out are worse at their porn addiction than I am. @Sparkletor 2.0 for example was fetishizing a 6 year old who was murdered in 1996. The website owner of Kiwi Farms himself made in image board of trafficked children (16chan). That fucking horrifies me. Most anti gooners are themselves gooners with worse porn addiction than me and supported the largest human trafficker in the world which is Donald Trump. I've seen these extreme over exaggerated fetishes myself and I was like how can anyone be aroused by this, it's so disgusting to me honestly. But I don't ridicule and bully them and drive them crazy over it, though I don't support their addiction either but bullying them for it is stupid. I'm not entirely against porn or masturbation but I will agree that porn addiction is a serious problem sometimes. So long as people can control themselves and not let it take over their life, that's fine. The fact I've gone over 6 months without masturbating at one point is a good sign. The reason I still funded Ruben Sim despite his Pro AI stance and ties with Kiwi Farms is because I know what happens to people who let this gooning lifestyle take over their lives. They eventually turn into predators and you just can't let a children's game be left unmoderated. I don't turn against people who have fetishes or make fetish art. So long as they keep it away from Children and Children's games like Roblox.

Irreparably Damaged indeed

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Kiwi Farms has scarred me for life and made me irreparably damaged. If I do kill myself. I demand my haters by tried and convicted.

Seems like Alex still hasn't seen the video.

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I demand everyone cuts ties with "KermisVoyager1997 Sucks" aka Pickle Rick. The Purple Sacrementan is a traitor for talking to this asshole and I will fuck him over if he doesn't cut ties with this cunt! As for Pickle Rick, I am going to terminate his channel for hating on me.
 
But those who've called me out are worse at their porn addiction than I am. @Sparkletor 2.0 for example was fetishizing a 6 year old who was murdered in 1996.
If Alex sees a picture of JonBenét and immediately thinks it is sexual, that says more about his mind than it does about mine.
 
Does he even read this thread?

All those ramblings sound unoriginal by now (since a long time ago), and something a mentally deficient person would say in their imaginary world, e.g: "if you don't like me, you will have a tummy ache, plus your eyes will bleed every night, also you need to pray for my well being every Friday, or you will die in a pit of fire! A-and acid!".

Stupid shit.
 
Does he even read this thread?

All those ramblings sound unoriginal by now (since a long time ago), and something a mentally deficient person would say in their imaginary world, e.g: "if you don't like me, you will have a tummy ache, plus your eyes will bleed every night, also you need to pray for my well being every Friday, or you will die in a pit of fire! A-and acid!".

Stupid shit.
Golden age CWC was basically this but with more gay ops.

Alex Hogendorp said:
Deportation to Yemen
Nah man i don't want to encounter chantal.
 
Old news, but since no one mentioned it, Alex changed his Youtube channel name to "Kiwifarms SUCKS [OFFICIAL]" and changed his banner. YT / Archive

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New YouTube videos.


Title:The Truth about Mylo Carson and The Purple Sacrementan.

Description:I won't go after them, I'll leave them alone, but they are completely banned from my friend zone.
00:00:02 All right, everyone. I'm just going to give you the truth about Milo Carson and the Purple Sacramento. Okay, the real truth is I told him to cut ties with me. You want to know why? Cuz I believe he's not even good enough to be my friend. All right, that's why. And it has confirmed to me that he is not the purple Sacramento is not a good person. All right. First of all, him interacting with Pickle Rick aka Kermis Voyager 1997 sucks. That hater of mine that I've copyright strike two times. That that

00:00:48 hater that won't go away. That hater that has been bashing on me in Doodle Tones. Yeah. But what really made my blood boil is this continued hatred against Oscar Ferguson. Okay, I had enough with that for a while. Okay, th this is pissing me off. Oscar Ferguson deserves better. He doesn't deserve any of this. All right, Oscar Ferguson did nothing wrong in the first place, you know. So, the punishment for Milo Carson and Purple Sacramento is that they're completely banned from my friend zone no matter what. They're not going to win me

00:01:30 back. All right. If they're going to act like this, they're they're never going to win me back. All right. Them following this troll m I don't care if they don't like kiwi farms. I know I hate Kiwi Farms more than anything, but it's not okay to frame me as a pedophile based on my experimental drawings. Again, that's why I I'm sick and tired of this internet trolling So, yeah, I hate this troll local culture. It's going way too far. And yeah, I'm I'm gonna private this video later on, but yeah, just to let you know about it.


Title:Stop bullying me! ‪@TheSCCneedstodie‬

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00:00:01 Listen, Pickle Rick, this is a warning cuz I am so done with you, okay? I am done with your hate channel against me. I am done with you pestering me. I am done. You better stop this right now. You better lay off me. All right? I ain't afraid to use the copyright system. I ain't afraid to use the flag button. All right? If you don't stop this, your channel is going to get terminated. Do you hear me? Your channel is going to get terminated and I will have the police involved if you don't stop pestering me. You said it's my

00:00:36 fault I got through this [ __ ] No, I don't deserve this. It's not my fault. It's Kiwi Farm's fault. It's your fault. You don't get to attack me like this. You don't get to attack me. So, stop it now or you will be terminated and you will be arrested. So, enough with this. I'm trying to have peace unlike you. Stop it right now.

Some DeviantArt Posts.

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Note: It's not my fault I am in this situation. It's my haters fault. Blame them, not me!

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Here's the real story. I told ThePurpleSacrementan to cut ties with me because I believe he isn't worthy enough to be my friend anymore. When I saw him interacting with Pickle Rick/KermisVoyager1997 Sucks and him bullying Zender Man/Oscar Ferguson. I know how much of a piece of shit Joshua really is. Thus. I completely banned Joshua out of the friend zone like I did with Mylo Carson

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I'm gonna leave Joshua/The Purple Sacrementan alone but I refuse all contacts with him like I did with Mylo Carson. I'll also leave Mylo Carson alone as well. But I'll still be mass flagging Pickle Rick.

Sight would still hate you, Alex, despite you buying an acrylic figure of her, and you know it.
 
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That's right, Alex! Purple Sacramento isn't worthy of your friendship! Only grown men who dress up in little girls clothing and masturbate to Mylar balloons are of such high moral caliber that they are worth your true undying friendship!

Birds of a feather flock together!
 
So I'm guessing all these people he is claiming to unfriend actually unfriended him first and he's trying to make it seem like it was his idea to save face.
Yep. Purple guy made a good call-out video explaining why he was cutting all ties with BetterSkatez (not the other way around) which was the name he first befriended him under.

It's linked and archived earlier in the thread. I'm too lazy to find it but it's interesting to listen to if you hunt it down.

Tells all about how he didn't believe Alex was a pedo at first dispite now obvious red flags, and that he finally realized it when coming to the Farms intending to defend him, but upon seeing the evidence including Alex's own posts here, he had to admit the truth and cut ties with him dispite their long friendship.
 
>Stop calling me a pedophile! — KiwiFarms SUCKS [OFFICIAL]
Then stop being a pedophile Alex. Simple as.

I'm expecting an archivist to do a better job posting this video to the thread, this just popped up on my cow feed and I really wanted to say it. I did of course throw it through preserve tube though, just in case
 
>Stop calling me a pedophile! — KiwiFarms SUCKS [OFFICIAL]
Then stop being a pedophile Alex. Simple as.

I'm expecting an archivist to do a better job posting this video to the thread, this just popped up on my cow feed and I really wanted to say it. I did of course throw it through preserve tube though, just in case
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>I AM A VICTIM!!!
#TheRaped

You are a pedophile Alex, you like little children without limbs.

In other news, expert hacker Purple Sacramentan got his Xitter hacked by the most obvious fishing link ever, and started having a fucking mental break down. (L)
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