DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[neger psykolog]

The true dents hate drama and keep their heads under the sand. They don't care about this shit. If they did, then they'd know that dropped a 1600 tip let's Phil have a 1600 dollar wwe champions weekend.

There's a more interesting commentary on how protected he has kept his personal life to the point he has become completely fucking boring but it doesn't matter for shit anyway.

 

[LongLiveTheKing]

Ever since that 1600 dollar tip its been troubled waters for the King Of The Dents. Maybe begging after getting 1600 dent bucks sparked something in the dents. He better crisis beg soon so they stop thinking about it,

 

[EmpGulcasa]

But we do at least get the comedy of his "let's get a contribution RIGHT NOW!" routine and then nobody does, making him look like an idiot.

Yeah but then he laughs bitterly which means it was just a bit and he's not at all upset.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Ever since that 1600 dollar tip its been troubled waters for the King Of The Dents. Maybe begging after getting 1600 dent bucks sparked something in the dents. He better crisis beg soon so they stop thinking about it,

I've been thinking that with Phil going "i talk to this guy all the time" about Thomas McDonald and how it was originally a 1600 anon tip, that Thomas is one of the people regularly dropping 100 dollar anon tips, and we haven't seen any lately since he dumped all his money and he's taken too much heat.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Yeah but then he laughs bitterly which means it was just a bit and he's not at all upset.

this is my theory on why the dents don't leave him. they're all autistic so they take his laugh at face value instead of seeing it as the insecure cover up that it really is.
they just think he's being wacky and silly and joking. but he's too much of a bitch too stand by his statements so he always follows it with a nervous laugh

 

[JackoVerde]

Yeah but then he laughs bitterly which means it was just a bit and he's not at all upset.

Where’d you ge that quote, I clocked on the link and couldn’t find me typing that

 

[neger psykolog]

Phil's depression is as real as his marriage. It's only a word he uses as a shield, but is not mentally equipped to even understand, and depression is literally impossible on someone with so little self awareness.

This is just his resting melting face.

bro literally walked right into calling himself a dumb nigger by writing this after the dumb nigger line was first established in April:

Here's the dumb nigger line:
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Anyone who says DSP isn't depressed after this line is automatically and permanently a dumb nigger.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

It's not like they had zero impact and definitely KC turning on him had a significant impact but the impact of the leaks themselves was barely anything. Not a single one of his dents seems to have given a single shit about any of it.

It's been proven many times that Phil can do anything and the dents will attend. The one thing Phil does right to keep them is show up for 10-12 weekly shifts. Phil is like the world's worst babysitter.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Phil has become the living embodiment of the "It's over/we're so back!" meme. Like just two days ago he was all giddy about getting a last minute whale mary and the king is back and no one can stop him, and now last night he was crying about low support. Phil is such a cartoonish villain it's uncanny, like he's destined to lose, and it's all because of his own greed and stupidity

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

Thanks to Kino Casino for this glorious "I am a gaymer and I am having fun" camera. He might have had fun back in the early days but now? He is DEAD inside shaking his tin cup for pity shekels in front of a small, dented audience.

Edit:
Well Phil, maybe it is because you slog through those games and you are NOT entertaining enough to keep an audience. Also, stop begging so hard and then make it sound like "see guys I made it despite the low income".

And/or he banned every single whale he has save for like one or two left, even those that would otherwise forever stick with him no matter how unentertaining his content is? Guy really lacks any sort of self awareness, can't even make a convincing lie given he's been banned dents for very petty reasons like talking about steak in a Street Fighter stream.

 

[Lord_Point]

People thinking the dent will dry up because they learn the truth about phil are puffing that hopium.

It like a natural ecosystem of retardation. The primary retards (dents/larpers) feed on DSP's retarded khantent. The secondary retards (troll tipers/dentractors/50 bit bitches) feed off the retarded attention they get from the primary retards. The tertiary retards (whales) feed off both DSPs retardation and the attention they get from the lesser retards. If a whale swims off it doesnt mean the ecosystem dies it just means there is an untapped fonte of retardation begging for a new apex retard to tap into. Nature abhors a vacuum, so its only a mater of time before another apex retards replaces a previous whale.

 

[Balr0g]

Phil has become the living embodiment of the "It's over/we're so back!" meme. Like just two days ago he was all giddy about getting a last minute whale mary and the king is back and no one can stop him, and now last night he was crying about low support. Phil is such a cartoonish villain it's uncanny, like he's destined to lose, and it's all because of his own greed and stupidity

Seems to me as if he has really become addicted to see the "KingsTax at 150$ after every stream so any disruption in the pig force shakes his confidence. Like that new announced uber goal of wanting to hit one stream with over 3 or 4k donations just to proove he can do it all on his own. Maybe he needs to reveal a new pet for 5k. I bet one or two dents would glady jump onto that

 

[Pargon]

People thinking the dent will dry up because they learn the truth about phil are puffing that hopium.

It like a natural ecosystem of retardation. The primary retards (dents/larpers) feed on DSP's retarded khantent. The secondary retards (troll tipers/dentractors/50 bit bitches) feed off the retarded attention they get from the primary retards. The tertiary retards (whales) feed off both DSPs retardation and the attention they get from the lesser retards. If a whale swims off it doesnt mean the ecosystem dies it just means there is an untapped fonte of retardation begging for a new apex retard to tap into. Nature abhors a vacuum, so its only a mater of time before another apex retards replaces a previous whale.

Additionally, people with moderate FAS or Down Syndrome understand when someone is treating them poorly or unfairly. A human is completely capable of not being able to read but absolutely being able to know when they are being abused.

If Phil’s supporters still have functional autonomic nervous systems, they are continuing to support him because they want to. There is no “seeing the light” or whatever; Phil isn’t smart or disciplined enough to conceal long-term how he feels about anyone or anything. It is purely a matter of when (not if) he turns his ire toward any one dent until they leave, or if he stops entertaining them. That’s it. You would have to be comatose to miss how Phil treats his audience. The ones who are still giving him money are well aware of how he is; they’ve just not been given sufficient reason to stop, because they clearly don’t care how Phil treats anyone else, just themselves.

 

[neger psykolog]

Additionally, people with moderate FAS or Down Syndrome understand when someone is treating them poorly or unfairly. A human is completely capable of not being able to read but absolutely being able to know when they are being abused.

If Phil’s supporters still have functional autonomic nervous systems, they are continuing to support him because they want to. There is no “seeing the light” or whatever; Phil isn’t smart or disciplined enough to conceal long-term how he feels about anyone or anything. It is purely a matter of when (not if) he turns his ire toward any one dent until they leave, or if he stops entertaining them. That’s it. You would have to be comatose to miss how Phil treats his audience. The ones who are still giving him money are well aware of how he is; they’ve just not been given sufficient reason to stop, because they clearly don’t care how Phil treats anyone else, just themselves.

I am convinced that the only financial supporters he has left either feel sorry for him and ignore his faults or are paying him purely to be idea guys and for entertainment/control of him or because they don't like detractors or some other nefarious reason: they totally realize who DSP is and just enabling him by giving him money - its nothing different to the people who give money to kingcobra right now and send him shit like air duster and he spend all the money on vodka and shit and is slowly killing himself.

The disabled people don't have enough money to meaningful tip the scales of gout compared to the first category of people. Maybe they're 20-30% or even as high as 40% of the support DSP gets financially but the majority is people who are just shitposting/enabling him for entertainment or some part of a retarded game.

 

[Comma]

The autist retard just (accidentally?) sent a SuperChat to the Raw Phil re-stream:

I confirmed it's the same account as in DSP's chat by checking the avatar URL (https://yt4.ggpht.com/BZ0C_vIUs54GD...g143A4qk5OkW7QPmmSA=s32-c-k-c0x00ffffff-no-rj)

EDIT:

The "Demo Day" stream isn't going as expected because none of the usual whales have swung by (yet). Time for DSP to start guilt-tripping:

It was YOUR idea! Nothing I could do! I did everything correct!

EDIT:

The absolute state of his stream...



EDIT:

The begging is getting more desperate at $71 in contributions. Another guilt-trip, but this time combo'd into a threat to not doing other "Demo Days" combo'd into scolding Kick viewers for not supporting:

"Please. Support. This. Stream. RIGHT. NOW."

 

[Cucktry Roads]

The autist retard just (accidentally?) sent a SuperChat to the Raw Phil re-stream:

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I confirmed it's the same account as in DSP's chat by checking the avatar URL (https://yt4.ggpht.com/BZ0C_vIUs54GD...g143A4qk5OkW7QPmmSA=s32-c-k-c0x00ffffff-no-rj)

Someone told ALT the other day that the guy has said detractor stuff in Phil's chat, and today Eva commented on ALT's game poll, so its probably a dentractor pretending to be retarded (but is in fact retarded)

 

[Switch Mongo]

Imagine if Phil had to resort to driving Uber or Lyft. He would be one of those drivers with signs in the car saying I APPRECIATE TIPS and telling his riders he is not able to put on A/C if he doesn’t get support.

 

[Balr0g]

Imagine if Phil had to resort to driving Uber or Lyft. He would be one of those drivers with signs in the car saying I APPRECIATE TIPS and telling his riders he is not able to put on A/C if he doesn’t get support.

I would assume that every delivery Phil had to do would come way too late. Or he ate everything and say to the customer "nothing I could do i was hungry. You want me to starve???"
Then again you honestly think he would drive? Leave the safety of his snort fort?

 

[Telemeter]

bro literally walked right into calling himself a dumb nigger by writing this after the dumb nigger line was first established in April:

DSP is not only not depressed, he is literally physically unable to be depressed, cause he lacks the mental capacity to wallow in introspection required for depression.

Momentary frustration and sadness is the closest thing to depression Phil is capable of, and even then he ALWAYS aims those at external sources, it's his trademark (I did nothing wrong).

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

I would assume that every delivery Phil had to do would come way too late. Or he ate everything and say to the customer "nothing I could do i was hungry. You want me to starve???"
Then again you honestly think he would drive? Leave the safety of his snort fort?

I thought Phil didn't even have a driver's license any more.
Then again, Phil on some overpriced moped wearing one of those retard-adjacent helmets, delivering food while eating said food is an incredibly hilarious mental image.