2025 Israel vs Iran War

[DeepoxxChokya]

As much as I fucking hate the mullahs, I am not going to die for kikes in israel.

They were the ones who dragged the US into iraq, afghanistan and every other middle eastern shithole and took a shit ton of money away from us like a bunch of parasitic leeches.

As a result, these fucking kikes gave us criminal niggers, scamming jeets and border hopping spics that rot our country to the core.

Getting rid of the Kike pathogen is literally cutting off the head of all the problems the US had over the years, as well as other European countries.

So, no, fuck you. I'm not dying for israel. You can all get nuked for all I care.

Jews: push gay marriage, uppity women, communism, goyim as cattle, steal everything you own, try to enslave the world

Iranians: kill gay people, kill uppity women, kill communist, kill everybody not muslim within their borders, only fuck on other muslim countries

Hmmmmmm maybe that ayatollah guy isn't so bad after all

 

[Ass to Ass]

Fine, heavily implies death. Very dishonest wordplay.

You should work for the NFL as an equipment manager, they like people who know how to move goalposts.

 

[Make Wraith Wraithy Again]

I remember that one from early childhood. Knew it before I knew the Beach Boys song.

Remember when they had jim carrey on the fox tv show 'in living color' so a pro war skit about an Iraqi or whatever rock celebrity? Cringe back then.

 

[Ted's Cabin]

uh, no. that isn't how making a nuke works. if any country sold any other country weapons-grade uranium or plutonium they'd have the entire world on their ass. even china would be like wtf i aint standing up for you russia if russia sold "nuke making kits"

That's how India got their nukes. The US and Canada put together friendship programs for India as long as they super-duper promise not to use them as "nuke making kits".

the Iranian military is getting its ass beat by a country with the GDP of Maryland. Who is asking for you to help

I know your primary hobby is Correcting The Record in every thread related to Israel, but the least you could do is pretend you appreciate us supporting your forever-war against every neighbor you've ever had.

 

[draggs]

You mean the politicians, many of them dual citizens with Israeli citizenship

Who were these dual citizenship politicians who controlled the EU in 2011? Sarkozy? Juppe? Cameron? Hague? Berlusconi? Monti? Merkel? Guido Westerwelle? Frank-Walter STEINMEIER?! (dad was a Calvinist and mother a Lutheran btw)? Jose Manuel Barroso? A real group of Jews, that

who were funded by Israel based pro-immigration think tanks run and staffed by jews?

Which NGOs were these that were based in Israel and run and staffed by Jews? Who were the Jews making Sweden fund the International Commission of Jurists? Rip away the veil, give us the deets

and caused by the EU-sponsored civilwar in Libya against Gaddahfi, who had historically had a massive beef with Israel and only sponsored terrorists groups in Europe due to European support for Israel?

Who were the Jews that made Britain and France deliver an ultimatum to Obama that if he didn't go along with bombing Libya they would anyway?

While the Jew funded, led, and run organizations helped to get those refugees into said 1st world countries so that Paris and London now look like they part of the third world?

Name some names. Who were the Jews leading France and Britain at the time?

Yes, how could that have had anything to do with the Jews who organized, funded, and ran the whole operation?

Name some names. Who were the Jews leading France and Britain at the time? Who were the Jews running the NATO bombing campaign of Libya? Is Barack Obama a Jew? I bet he is

 

[Ah ha']

Can we have a pro Iran and pro Israel thread so I can actually read about the war and not how much Jews suck because I can go into any thread for that already?

Your name is Endless Torment and yet youre not masochistic at all! Shame!!

Wasnt there a green text growing around months ago that predicted this war and that all of the “woke” stuff going away temporarily was just to lull western men into joining the army again, because the elites know their brown imports are disloyal cowards?

Whomever wrote that should tell me the winning lottery numbers for the powerball oy vey!

 

[Kalsarikännit]

You should work for the NFL as an equipment manager, they like people who know how to move goalposts.

I’m hardly the most qualified in this thread.

 

[Polentic]

Iran has 90 million people and nukes.

Israel has 9 million people and nukes.

Ehhhhhhhhh sorry Israel-chan, Iran might rape you.

 

[Left Ass Cheek]

Is this the prelude to WW3?

If we get a happening in the Taiwan Strait soon you'll know you're right. Until then, nothing ever happens.

 

[Judex Meus]

Apparently you need our weapons and funds to keep your military going. Billions of dollars in weapons get funneled to Israel every quarter.

He was crying in the other thread about Americans not being immediately willing to throw themselves into the meat grinder because Iran hates the US yesterday. Israel is Schrodinger's Ally: they'll simultaneously get wiped off the map without US aid, and they're completely self-sufficient and would neeeever need American help to kill those dang dirty Muslims.

 

[Duke-Diggler]

A year and Israelis like me want to get rid of the US aid in favor of directly buying weapons. Most of those weapons are purchased

Not the way I see it. Funding to Israel from the US only increased, have you thanked uncle Biden and Trump yet?

 

[Queesechake]

while I dont actually think that Israel controls the United States or the west more broadly, it is 100% true that they are buying out politicians from both sides of the isle, out of all the lobbies about serving another country's interests, AIPAC is easily the one with the most moolah to dish out.

"I dont believe israel controls America but I do believe israel controls all of America's politicians through a lobbying group that only isn't required to be registered as a foreign entity because it's connected to Israel."

Huh?

 

[Ishtar]

Is this the prelude to WW3?

Neither Russia or China are going to suffer nuclear Armageddon on behalf of Iran, so no.

 

[StudMccool]

Is this the prelude to WW3?

no sir, this is the end of act 1, the prelude was a gorilla being shot

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

but the least you could do is pretend you appreciate us supporting your forever-war against every neighbor you've ever had.

He specifically cried about being drafted and going to war. Pointing out that Israel won't need him to do that is somehow not appreciating American assistance?

 

[John Badman]

can Null please put the star of david beside this nigga's username like we have pink triangles to instantly mark out any Israel ball lickers?

Don’t tempt me with a good time.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

 

[lefunny]

for the love of god please just nuke israel already

 

[YouDoNotHaveTheRight]

The Irgun killed Iranians? When did that happen? I tried to find an Iranian being killed by Irgun but all I found were Arabs, Europeans (mostly Angloids), and 4 random British African colonial soldiers

I'm sorry Mr. Rothschild's coup in Iran via the states in which he owns the central banks (United States, United Kingdom) did not go the way you had hoped it would. You have already tried overthrowing their government and the result you got is not what you desired. Have you ever tried just leaving them alone?

 

[StudMccool]

can Null please put the star of david beside this nigga's username like we have pink triangles to instantly mark out any Israel ball lickers?

I content that people like you need swastikas branded on your accounts to then, gay ones to