Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville

[HG 400]

There is no G-D but K-K and Donald J Trump is his messenger.

 

[Male Idiot]

There is no G-D but K-K and Donald J Trump is his messenger.

In the name of the allmighty Kek the father, his holy son Pepe and the holy messenger Donald J Trump, I bless your triggering heart, Dynastia. May the lulz flow for you for all your days.

 

[ForTheHoard]

US laws vary widely state to state. In hillbilly country where they live, probably not, because MUH 2A.

It's federal law that you can't own a gun if you've been convicted of a felony or violent misdemeanor, unless you're a cop, and you can still buy a gun with a domestic violence conviction.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

This thred, a mere seedling a few days a go, has blossomed into a full stage shitmix. America is so fucking great right now. Praise ye ha me ha!!!!

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Jesus Christ, I remember how hard it was keeping up with this thread when I stopped replying days ago & the page count has doubled since then.

At this point, we're no longer making fun of him, we're his psychotherapists.

Sure it might be really tasty and enjoyable to eat human flesh.

Oh, yeah, because recreational sex is tantamount to murdering a person & eating their flesh.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

There is One GOD and GOD's name and title is GOD.

 

[SP 199]

There is One GOD and GOD's name and title is GOD.

Thanks for the input Brad

 

[Broken Pussy]

There is One GOD and GOD's name and title is GOD.

It's only one God, and it's only one crown, so it's only one king that can stand on this mound: King Push, kingpin, overlord.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

Pff! What the hell kind of lame-ass curse is that? You didn't even say his name backwards. It goes

eid, noom auhsoj, eid!

Oh. Oops. Sorry @llun. Praise Yoohoo!

 

[Tranhuviya]

I strongly urge you for your own sake not to mock the name of YHWH. I am not making any threats. I just sincerely believe that the more you do that, the less likely God will have mercy on you if someone bad happens to you in the future like if you get cancer. The more you say bad things about YHWH, the more likely YHWH will not help you when you need help the most. It is much better to mock other people than to mock gods. Be very careful what you say to deities. We should not mock other gods.

What.is.the.riddle.of.steel?

 

[Deviljho]

@tamarlover - Is it true that you have been conspiring to kill Yasha? If not, where did he get that impression from?

@tamarlover what method would you use to put him down

 

[Broken Pussy]

@tamarlover what method would you use to put him down

Flogging. That's his preferred means of punishment.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

YHWH(4,64) = Yehowah(7,70/85) = Ye how? Ah. = Y H w/ H = Why hydrogen with hydrogen?

Best cross appearance by a verified. Ever.


And holy shit this thread, this saga, this drama. Sexually frustrated neckbeard going full on into autistic stalking all wrapped up with a crazy religious bow complete with personalized voodoo hex witchcraftery and latent, forbidden homosexuality.

9/10. future cow of the year 2017 at this rate.

All we need is someone to get either arrested, have an epic chimpout or uncover that Tamar IS IN FACT Yahsha's soon to be deadname after hormone therapy starts. This whole thing REEKS of a night of dick sucking forbidden by their religion that's gone emotionally sour.


And God Damn. Who the fuck makes a video like that and doesn't make sure there isn't shit stuck to your lips. I couldn't pay attention because I was too distracted by that nasty white thing. Also... lighting a cigarette for dramatic pause is gay.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

50+ pages of people mocking this exceptional individual and he still hasn't learned to just walk away, this is truly an Autism Awareness Day miracle.

 

[repentance]

50+ pages of people mocking this exceptional individual and he still hasn't learned to just walk away, this is truly an Autism Awareness Day miracle.

He's getting off on it.

 

[Zarkov]

Stalking is a much more nuanced and deeper issue than you all think.

This needs to be in random.txt

I would gladly personally flog each one of you who disrespected me and cherish every scream. But hood lolcow deserves a special treatment. Unfortunately the law only allows forty floggings maximum. But I would personally give him the maximum. And then post the video for everyone's enjoyment. Unfortunately thats not the world we live in. But that would be ideal.

You know there really is no need for you to start your own religion. Just convert to Islam, and you'll be free to harass and treat women like property, to say nothing of the flogging. Islam was made for you mate.

 

[Caesare]

It's federal law that you can't own a gun if you've been convicted of a felony or violent misdemeanor, unless you're a cop, and you can still buy a gun with a domestic violence conviction.

It's true, that is Federal law in the US, but in many states, felon's can own guns after serving their time and their probation/parole, as long as their crimes were non-violent and they aren't repeat offenders who were caught with weapons while still on probation/parole. Usually, this involves waiting a varying amount of years after completing their sentence before they are allowed to own firearms again. It get's complicated and varies widely state to state.

 

[Begemot]

This guy is the ultimate cuck and has been gloating in his cucktitude. What a sad bastard, he's been doing this for years.

 

[TaterBot]

He uses improper grammar, obviously showers infrequently, brushes his teeth even less, and likely has foul cigarette stench clinging to him. Doubtful he could hold a job, he's too delusional to function in the real world.

 

[ForTheHoard]

It's true, that is Federal law in the US, but in many states, felon's can own guns after serving their time and their probation/parole, as long as their crimes were non-violent and they aren't repeat offenders who were caught with weapons while still on probation/parole. Usually, this involves waiting a varying amount of years after completing their sentence before they are allowed to own firearms again. It get's complicated and varies widely state to state.

I'm not entirely sure how true that is, but there's really no way of finding out if you'll pass the background check without actually doing it. The BATFE is on their own fucking program.