Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Tablet County]

It's surreal that one of the biggest Sektur enjoyers is a filthy rich heeb who manages a hedge fund. That'd be like learning that Klaus Schwab is actually a big fan of Murdoch Murdoch.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Also, can anyone please point me to Elissa being the origin of Kayla being called Our Wife? I don't know if this true or not.

It's not. She was being called that in rekieta's discord long before Elissa came around.

 

[Gulls on Film]

Lmao the Keanu streams so boring it didnt even make it on KC's promo

WHOA BUDDY. You know it's bad when professional grifters don't want to touch it. I thought at least there would a segment about Keanu being a tech illiterate bimbo and Gabe quietly seething as Keanu takes 5 minutes to zoom in on a single image.

 

[Sneed Force One]

she’s playing the victim about how she has no agency in her dynamic with Gabe.

Literally all she had to do was fucking DM him and ask "Hey can we go over your topics tonight on my platform, I'd like to be prepared".

If he said no, tell him to fuck off.
But, she's lazy, stupid and uninformed. She simply believed it would be a bombshell because people said it would be.

This was her entire thought process:
"Gabe + Hype = Cash"
Nothing else entered that equation. Nothing.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Literally all she had to do was fucking DM him and ask "Hey can we go over your topics tonight on my platform, I'd like to be prepared".

If he said no, tell him to fuck off.
But, she's lazy, stupid and uninformed. She simply believed it would be a bombshell because people said it would be.

This was her entire thought process:
"Gabe + Hype = Cash"
Nothing else entered that equation. Nothing.

Like when she became an OF whore. Just saw the easy money. Didn't see forever being labeled as an OF whore.

 

[Max Caulfield]

Bodycam footage on page 10,023. Screencap this.

 

[Captain Manning]

Meanwhile Nick watches cooking videos...by himself...again...

CALLED IT!
Okay, it's the lamest and easiest prediction ever. I know. I know. Shut up!

The Gabe interview was a wet fart and Nick's still got a new obsession

You don't understand... Gabe defied him! That's all it ever takes with Nick. Almost anybody else would have viewed last night as a near complete waste of time, and simply moved on. Even Nick's detractors don't even really wanna touch it except to point out how awful it was.

All he had to do was:

1. Not speculate on what Gabe would reveal in a foolish effort to "get ahead of things." Wait to see what he's actually gonna say.
2. Not be in the chat sperging out when the stream was happening.
3. Not sperg out now.

If he did those three things, he'd have a bonafide W right now. He can't manage any of that, for whatever reason.

 

[Ass to Ass]

Hardin v. Kandiyohi

"Hardin..."
"Yes, my lord?"
"Go to the Wisconsin System... There on Kandiyohi, you will obtain the bussycam footage."
"As you wish, my lord."

 

[RaptInPlastic]

"Hardin..."
"Yes, my lord?"
"Go to the Wisconsin System... There on Kandiyohi, you will obtain the bussycam footage."
"As you wish, my lord."

Talking about things being hyped... Bodycam is the goy version of the Hoffman stream... And it has done the same thing, Rekieta jumped out ahead of it the way all totally innocent people do.

 

[Vibralldo]

Kevin Brennan has Keanu on MLC right now and she’s playing the victim about how she has no agency in her dynamic with Gabe. Before she came on, KB watched Karl and Moody saying condescendingly that “everybody knows” Nick’s daughter couldn’t get a second drug test because Nick already told us. (I think it was from this TLP stream that is still live.)

I didn’t think it was possible for such effeminate men to emasculate themselves any further. Mea culpa.

Keanu is a retarded snake too stupid go to have loyalty

She fucked over Aaron, then she fucked over Nick, now she's fucking over Gabe

A truly despicable hole

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Keanu is a retarded snake too stupid go to have loyalty

She fucked over Aaron, then she fucked over Nick, now she's fucking over Gabe

A truly despicable hole

She and Nick deserve each-other.

 

[CoomerTine]

Suffah Rekieta

Uncivil Law was on stream with six other lawyers who have actually tried cases

 

[SaltyFanta]

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1933642960089883095

https://archive.is/MmXSM

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The Gabe interview was a wet fart and Nick's still got a new obsession

To call Gabe's interview an adaption of "source material", kinda creates the suggestion that there was true "source material" to what he's saying.

1. Not speculate on what Gabe would reveal in a foolish effort to "get ahead of things." Wait to see what he's actually gonna say.

One of my favorite Ethan Ralph moments is when he answered the question "Hey are you Ralph?" with "No I am not Ethan Ralph."

And now one of my favorite Nick Rekieta moments is when he answered "I know something secret about you" with "No I was not witnessed choke slamming my son at the chiropractors".

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Bodycam footage on page 10,023. Screencap this.

I'm going 10,022. Price is Right rules; closest without going over.

If that's true then the smartest move is to go 10,024

Edit: fuck, I got it backward? Classic. Standing by it though.

 

[Vibralldo]

I'm going 10,022. Price is Right rules; closest without going over.

If that's true then the smartest move is to go 10,024

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

It's surreal that one of the biggest Sektur enjoyers is a filthy rich heeb who manages a hedge fund. That'd be like learning that Klaus Schwab is actually a big fan of Murdoch Murdoch.

Wait until you find out that Rackets is encouraged to ruin his life by a council of 4 Jewish kiddy diddlers and that almost every lolcow is funded by a small hat, it will rock your world.

 

[BubbleButt]

Nick was visited by the norwood reaper one night and said
"Give me the aaron cut"

With a frown from his Norwood 3 to his crown

 

[AnOminous]

But, she's lazy, stupid and uninformed. She simply believed it would be a bombshell because people said it would be.

Nobody would even be bitching if he'd just said let's have a stream and talk about Rekieta. Instead he went through this whole song and dance about new information. That's almost always a sign of an incoming nothingburger. "I know something you don't and I'm hoarding dox! I rule so much!"

And they always turn out to be gigantic faggots.

 

[Niggernerd]

I was cracking up seeing the promo posted later than usual. Looks like the boys had to put together a Friday night barrel scraper.

chaggot and some who comedian getting nicks spot
Nick being below Kurt again. How SAD! PATHETIC!

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

What I find most amusing about this is it wouldn't even be an issue if Rekieta didn't make such a huge deal about the bodycam footage. Total Striesand effect. This would all be over if he just shut his mouth, but let this thread be a cautionary tale about the dangers of drug and alcohol abuse.