Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[a hapless toad]

In my defense I thought that living in his car meant he wasn't able to afford food and was using Planet Fatness as a place to take a shower.

That and they have bagels and pizza. Cheap way for him to get something in his system.

Oh he's still going to PF. @obsdj's post is recent.

 

[Walking Clock]

For a split second I thought, "Wow, Greer looks surprisingly healthy and dynamic in this new photo!" Then I recognized it as an old photo. Strange, isn't it? And it makes you wonder if, in five years, he'll have degenerated so hideously that we'll look back at his 2025 photos and think, "Huh, he looked remarkably young, fit, and well groomed back then compared to now."

In five years he’ll be QuasiGreeedo.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Interesting that he's schlepping out to this location when there's so many others. Could this be the neighborhood he's living in now?
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It's also possible that he's been blackballed at the locations closer to him. Not outright banned because then they look like they hate the disabled, but more that they go into containment mode and tell the girls "HE is here, get close to your BF or eise you might want to wrap up early if you don't want to get drooled over." or just has a rep so that everyone in the gym gives him the stink-eye when he shows up there.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Remember he also once had to change gym locations because some trucker named "Kennith" was creeping him out somehow.

 

[The Dude]

He's pretty much the Nerd from Robot Chicken in the bits where he falls asleep and dreams about popular shows and pervs on the women characters. Has the same speech impediment as him too.

Actually Russhole and the Robot Chicken nerd have very different speech impediments. The Robot Chicken nerd has a fricative wet lisp, and Russhole sounds borderline "goo goo, gah gah" baby babble because he can't close his lips to make certain sounds.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Actually Russhole and the Robot Chicken nerd have very different speech impediments. The Robot Chicken nerd has a fricative wet lisp, and Russhole sounds borderline "goo goo, gah gah" baby babble because he can't close his lips to make certain sounds.

Which indicates the level of Russtard's drive - I spent about two minutes talking with my mouth wide open and was able to sound more intelligible than him. You just need to change some sounds and use the tongue.

 

[Paradox Mystic]

Which indicates the level of Russtard's drive - I spent about two minutes talking with my mouth wide open and was able to sound more intelligible than him. You just need to change some sounds and use the tongue.

"Ummm there's no rule that I have to use my tongue (except for my lovely ladies of course.) I don't have time for that. Stop bullying me, I just want all your women to be whores for me."

 

[The Dude]

"Ummm there's no rule that I have to use my tongue (except for my lovely ladies of course.) I don't have time for that. Stop bullying me, I just want all your women to be whores for me."

Please don't give people the mental image of Dildo Saggins having a box lunch. No one deserves that kind of mental torment.

 

[NoosJunki]

Actually Russhole and the Robot Chicken nerd have very different speech impediments. The Robot Chicken nerd has a fricative wet lisp, and Russhole sounds borderline "goo goo, gah gah" baby babble because he can't close his lips to make certain sounds.

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So probably sounds more like Mazikeen from Lucifer/The Sandman.

 

[AnOminous]

Our boy hit the gym again last night, has thoughts on "weird gym bros."

Planet Fatness is not a gym for "gym bros."

 

[Pee Cola]

I bet he still works out in dress pants.

You're assuming Greee still works out.

 

[AnOminous]

You're assuming Greee still works out.

He never worked out.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Our boy hit the gym again last night, has thoughts on "weird gym bros."

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He is never going to be accepted as a gym bro

Planet Fatness is not a gym for "gym bros."

Specifically designed to keep out gym bros

He never worked out.

Nope. He would go on a treadmill that had the best view of a squat rack, wait for a girl to start working out, then put the treadmill on 1.5 speed and just stare

 

[AnOminous]

Specifically designed to keep out gym bros

They literally throw you out for actually working out. No joke.

They have this thing called a "Lunk Alarm" where if you actually work out and make a noise when lifting, like a grunt, you get thrown out. Absolute faggot-ass place for fat fucks to go to eat pizza and bagels and do nothing.

 

[obsdj]

They literally throw you out for actually working out. No joke.

They have this thing called a "Lunk Alarm" where if you actually work out and make a noise when lifting, like a grunt, you get thrown out. Absolute faggot-ass place for fat fucks to go to eat pizza and bagels and do nothing.

Just wait till Greer realizes they have a "self-identify your gender" policy for the bathrooms and locker rooms.

 

[Jacknife]

They literally throw you out for actually working out. No joke.

They have this thing called a "Lunk Alarm" where if you actually work out and make a noise when lifting, like a grunt, you get thrown out. Absolute faggot-ass place for fat fucks to go to eat pizza and bagels and do nothing.

From what i have heard the employees never use it.
It is just a relic from a marketing campaign.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Just wait till Greer realizes they have a "self-identify your gender" policy for the bathrooms and locker rooms.

Supposedly back in SLC he got in some kind of trouble once, or at least yelled at for trying to follow a woman into the locker room.

No idea how true that is though.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

Supposedly back in SLC he got in some kind of trouble once, or at least yelled at for trying to follow a woman into the locker room.

I also suspect that's the incident referenced in the "Why I Sued Taylor Swift" review which claims Russell Greer tried to rape someone close to the reviewer

 

[I Hate The Disabled]

Boy, that's the pot calling the kettle black (edit: these photos are from 2018, or 7 years ago):
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Who wants to bet he was actually confronted for behaving in a weird and creepy manner?

Way to dress to impress, Russ.

Khakis, seriously?

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

I also suspect that's the incident referenced in the "Why I Sued Taylor Swift" review which claims Russell Greer tried to rape someone close to the reviewer

Rusty's problem is that attempted rape is absolutely something he seems as though he is capable of given the way he talks about and to women.