DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
If Derich is ever on another name, we'll quickly know it's him. There is nobody else like him.
There's some other guy that looks a bit similar to him and is "punished Derish". I have no idea if he is anything like Derish but its funny to see someone who looks similar:
What I present to you today is not a critique of Claudio’s family, but rather a portrait of Claudio’s family from someone from the outside looking in.

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You can be depressed without knowing it just as much as you can be an idiot, intelligent or autistic or a dent without realizing it.

Behold - look at the totally not depressed DSP:
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That's not depression, that literally is just what his resting stoke face looks like, LOL.
Again you and other people like you who insist he isn't possibly depressed think it is some special club that absolves him of the way he acts or that because you are depressed or know someone who is depressed DSP doesn't present as what you expect and just isn't special enough to join your special depression club because it's totally not possible for him to be depressed. You literally have no comprehension of what you're talking about - just because he is in denial it doesn't mean he can't be depressed.
I'm not depressed and Phil isn't special, he's just retarded. Phil can barely even grasp the concept of "future" to lament his position in it.

Why he wastes so much time in schedules is not because of some autistic obsession, it's a clutch, like using your fingers to count, cause that's the only way he can really picture a future beyond dinner.
You are wrong. You have no idea what you're talking about because you only see DSP on stream and do not see him in private - we got a hint of what he's like in private with the KC DM leaks. People who aren't depressed don't sit around drinking till 4 AM and DMing shit like that.
Common trauma dumping used for manipulation, know several people who also do this, that is NOT depression. Phil is a compulsive liar and manipulator, he just is terrible at it. He's been making himself a victim for pitty since his face reveal all those years ago and has made obvious lies about a lot of ailments he doesn't show or even know the symptoms of, including depression.
You can have depression without knowing it or admitting it just as well as you can have high blood pressure - which is called "the silent killer" for that reason.
And you can know what depression is and say you have it and not have it, just like you can lie about having cancer. He probably is fatigued, cause of an extremely sedentary life, but that is also not depression.
Reminder - you're in the dumb nigger category already:
Likewise.
 
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Diagnosis finally acquired? I find it really strange this has never been mentioned.

If you've ever sat and wondered "what is DSP's major malfunction" then I think I have a pretty definitive answer and it has somehow never been mentioned on this subforum once. A lot of people have mentioned autism and other things but while he probably has autism there is actually a personality disorder that is not only the most common personality disorder but is also extremely common with people with gambling addictions.
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It gets even better - the wolverine toy comes into play:
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And narcissism comes into play - including an insistence on doing things the wrong way as well as this award winning fucking sentence:
"They may use their power and status to inflict fear and obedience in their subordinates if they do not strictly follow their rules and procedures, and derive pleasure from the sense of control and power that they acquire by doing so."
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Yes that is correct - DSP obviously enjoys banning people.

More discussion in the DSP psychology thread:
 
I'm not depressed and Phil isn't special, he's just retarded. Phil can barely even grasp the concept of "future" to lament his position in it.

Why he wastes so much time in schedules is not because of some autistic obsession, it's a clutch, like using your fingers to count, cause that's the only way he can really picture a future beyond dinner.
Wrong. The reason he wastes so much time on schedules is because he has OCPD. He has a sincere devotion to productivity even though there is no output. OCPD is why he never goes on holidays.
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Common trauma dumping used for manipulation, know several people who also do this, that is NOT depression. Phil is a compulsive liar and manipulator, he just is terrible at it. He's been making himself a victim for pitty since his face reveal all those years ago and has made obvious lies about a lot of ailments he doesn't show or even know the symptoms of, including depression.
Trauma dumping doesn't mean someone isn't depressed. You don't know the full picture of his existence - none of do and none of us are a fly on the wall. In that sense I could be just as wrong as you are. But I am certain DSP is depressed and just does a good job at hiding it.

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DSP hides his depression and anxiety and "frequent inner turmoil" because his narcissistic tendencies are built upon hiding it. He hides his depression by making the illusion that his life is successful and it is why he is so adamant about having an adult house, adult life and did things like take a picture of his brand new Toyota Corolla.

When the illusion finally crumbles and he can deny it no longer it will become adamantly clear that he is extremely depressed. His gambling and alcohol addictions are his way of avoiding all of this stuff and the little pantomime he puts on every morning with his hour long pre-stream is his OCPD trying to build an elaborate set of rules and explanations for why all of this is working - or at least should be working.

You are wrong.

The reason he never takes a day off or never stops playing gacha is because as soon as he does he almost certainly starts to feel reality in the form of anxious and depressive feelings. The obsession with "productivity" is his way of avoiding confronting his problems and challenges.
 
Jaxx raxor tipped $94 out of the $150 goal tonight to hit the goal instead of paying off his car loan

This dent is beyond saving
He's a bit of a ... call center mercenary if you listen to that dented negro of a paypig. :smug:
I'm glad Cuxx Raxor feels like a savior so the pig can forget his dono 10 seconds after the stream ends.
 
That's not depression, that literally is just what his resting stoke face looks like, LOL.
Even if we put aside the autism/low intelligence/self-awareness topic aside, let's factor the things we objectively know about Phil:

* Has a shit sleep schedule
* Has a shit diet
* Doesn't do any physical activity
* Doesn't have any friends
* Doesn't have any hobbies or interests beyond gacha
And that's leaving out the "speculation" that is like 95% confirmed, such as him having a non-existent sex life, living in a cat-shit infested pigsty and drinking late at night while doomscrolling TwiTTer.

Even if Phil's intelligence and self-aware defy human nature, his body still is human, and with the way he treats it, there's absolutely no way that body isn't a flesh prison of agony. We need good sleep, exercise and socializing to feel ok. Socially and biologically, we need those things to function properly, We need something of personal interest to take our mind off "work", even if it is just binge-watching Netflix slop, otherwise we simply go insane. Phil doesn't even have that, so there's no way his brain doesn't have some chemical imbalance caused by his absolutely horrendous lifestyle. Just look at how much he's aged since the pandemic and tell me that's not his body (e)begging for mercy.

I hate to insist on it, but I just don't see how Phil's lifestyle and isolation wouldn't cause depression. Even people who live a "sedentary lifestyle" still go every once in a while, work out a little or just do chores to be somewhat active, but Phil doesn't have any of that. He won't even dust his "office" where he spends most of his life. Whether he realizes this or not is, in my opinion, a different subject, and it shouldn't be, but Phil is so remarkably unintelligent that it merits separating it.
 
I wish we could see the state of Phil's condo. I think it would answer many of these queries about his depression and such. I can only imagine it's around the state of Chris Chan's house post-Bob. Massive hoard like Phil had in his old apartment, broken everything, with a FAT "soulmaid" that eschewed her duties and foul pet smells under mountains of Doordash.
 

Oh wow, that's actually the same account that has been being a dent in DSP's chat. Knowing DSP's unironic fans, it's kinda hard to pin down, but there are two main possibilities: either it's a legit, unironic (extremely retarded and autistic) fan, who can't tell the difference between DSP's content and obvious detractor content, and just blissfully comments on anything DSP-related. On the other hand, it could very well be a troll, since the account has been spotted commenting on at least two detractor channels (Raw Phil and ALT). And according to a SuperChat during the latest late stream, Eva was on some other detractor channel as well:

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Never heard of that channel and had to search for it, but it's this one: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingSamurai-1. Can't find what the SuperChatter is talking about, though.

One other thing that could be an indication of Eva being a troll, is their pretty much perfect English/grammar, which is very rare for the typical super dent. Anyway, as someone mentioned earlier: whether they are a legit fan or not, they're extra retarded anyway.

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Somewhat related: DSP once again seized the opportunity to use Jayde - a legit mentally and physically disabled dude - to guilt-trip people into giving him money. It's such a sad thing to behold:



Jayde's parents should be fucking ashamed of themselves for allowing their (step)son to be brainwashed and used as a begging tool by this manipulative narcissist. It's truly disgusting.
 
Even if we put aside the autism/low intelligence/self-awareness topic aside, let's factor the things we objectively know about Phil:

* Has a shit sleep schedule
* Has a shit diet
* Doesn't do any physical activity
* Doesn't have any friends
* Doesn't have any hobbies or interests beyond gacha
And that's leaving out the "speculation" that is like 95% confirmed, such as him having a non-existent sex life, living in a cat-shit infested pigsty and drinking late at night while doomscrolling TwiTTer.

Even if Phil's intelligence and self-aware defy human nature, his body still is human, and with the way he treats it, there's absolutely no way that body isn't a flesh prison of agony. We need good sleep, exercise and socializing to feel ok. Socially and biologically, we need those things to function properly, We need something of personal interest to take our mind off "work", even if it is just binge-watching Netflix slop, otherwise we simply go insane. Phil doesn't even have that, so there's no way his brain doesn't have some chemical imbalance caused by his absolutely horrendous lifestyle. Just look at how much he's aged since the pandemic and tell me that's not his body (e)begging for mercy.

I hate to insist on it, but I just don't see how Phil's lifestyle and isolation wouldn't cause depression. Even people who live a "sedentary lifestyle" still go every once in a while, work out a little or just do chores to be somewhat active, but Phil doesn't have any of that. He won't even dust his "office" where he spends most of his life. Whether he realizes this or not is, in my opinion, a different subject, and it shouldn't be, but Phil is so remarkably unintelligent that it merits separating it.
Unironically a friend told me to focus on having good food, exercise and socializing above all else and my improved a ton almost instantly. I didn't even out that much effort in, just started eating a bit of fruit, walking and getting out of the house more.

We can see that DSP avoids holidays and even seeing his parents who are unwell because he insists on productivity. The same with that bitch Leanna's brother getting married and him avoiding that. These are not rational actions. He has built up a plethora of excuses for why he must adhere to his schedule autism at all costs - even at the expense of making easy money. That is not normal either.

I am certain he was depressed even in the old khando and even when he was in the faggy arcade era and known as the walking ATM - the anecdotes at that time were that he apologized and said he was an alcoholic. From that we can surmise that he has actual guilt over his alcoholism and in the present day is defensive about it and other things.

There is simply no way he is not depressed and I can almost guarantee that if he went to therapy they would suggest an antidepressant almost immediately to help with his anxiety.

And you guys won't believe this - what I'm about to say is absolutely profound, but people who have extreme anxiety and live in a precarious living situation where they are constantly at risk of paying bills late and have a gambling addiction as well as alcoholism... You won't believe it when I say it but they usually tend to have depression as a result of it... Especially when they gave been living that (lie)f for years and years.

People who leave their house in a state of total disrepair and get drunk every night? Depressed

People who constantly do self destructive things like bave a gambling addiction and alcoholism... You're not going to believe this but that's also a serious marker for depression.

But no some really dumb nigger detractors think it's totally impossible that DSP is depressed simply because they don't like him and it would humanize DSP too much for their liking. Dumb niggers.

KingcobraJFS? totally not depressed.

It's not like there are people who have happy families and a high level of income don't just commit suicide or have to take em antidepressants - that shit never happens.

Again: anyone who says DSP isn't depressed are dumb niggers.

These are not rational actions
 
'Beaurocratic Compulsive': . . .They view work in a polarized manner; either done or not.
Reminds me of when he says, "My job is 'to make progress in games,'" and how he throws an absolute shit-fit if he has to backtrack whatsoever or replay even a minute of a game.

I talked once in the WWE Champions thread about how much of his behavior seems compulsive in a disordered way, so you may be on to something with OCPD.
 
dsp bought the fucking collection again on ps5 what a fucking moron man.

originally played it on steam

keep wasting money at stupid speed dsp
Judging by the playerbase data on steam there's around 150/200 player on that game on steam. I'm guessing the PS5 playerbase is even lower.

As usual with fighting games he just smurfs to go on the platform where the playerbase is lower/ less experienced.
Dude is addicted to winning and can't understand that in a normal well balanced game you'd have a 50/50 win/lose ratio.

WWE champions and his 99% winrate fucked his dopamine receptors
 
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