Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[NotreallyPutin]

Wow, Keanu actually changed the video title to "I'll never get these 5 hours back". I thought people were being too harsh on her, but that's pathetic.

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Where's the lie?

Gabe's "research" could have amounted to a post here. He managed to stretch that out over a 5 hour smug fest where he talked mostly about himself and got frustrated at trying to 'tard wrangle Keanu.

She is an idiot, but Gabe should have realized that and went to a competent streamers show.

 

[Dropa5pack]

It's just a reupload of yesterday's rant. He tries to disguise it as being about Karen Read when really it's about himself. He basically says that he was pressured into pleaing guilty because he was afraid of losing (and its consequences) if it went to trial. He further argues that guilty people should be "let go" if the state doesn't have a strong enough case. It's just sour grapes on his end.

Nick has lost the "street cred" to legitimately complain about the government because it will always come across as sour grapes. It will always come across as him whining that he was punished by the government for abusing drugs (and his family) instead of a principled, dignified stance against potential government overreach.

Yea he tries to couch it that it applies to Karen Read and the citizenry at large, but it is super obvious he’s talking about his case. His level of narcissism is so off the charts he really believes that because the cops didn’t catch him out in public using cocaine that his whole case was wrongful prosecution, and he didn’t do nothing. He can’t take any accountability for anything. It wasn’t that it was super oblivious to everyone that he was completely strung out, that would imply that he made mistakes. no it was a bunch of nosy people who hated him and made false reports. Underneath all the narcissism Nick is an extremely weak man who can’t handle that he fucked up.

 

[PrestonHolt]

Where's the lie?

Gabe's "research" could have amounted to a post here. He managed to stretch that out over a 5 hour smug fest where he talked mostly about himself and got frustrated at trying to 'tard wrangle Keanu.

She is an idiot, but Gabe should have realized that and went to a competent streamers show.

Well, if you wanna ask this, I'll say that she didn't had to extend it by arguing that coomelot liking redo of pedo is something totally fine, she also could have not done superchat to save time, but oh well, a e-whore who got her 2nd minute of fame after making nick seething and squandered it .

 

[Chibitzen]

Wow, Keanu actually changed the video title to "I'll never get these 5 hours back". I thought people were being too harsh on her, but that's pathetic.

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Yes, Keanu, make your poor hosting skills more obvious for your audience. This will definitely own the jews. She should've taken her W after her showdown with Rekieta and cashed out her prize. She thought she would get another chance at a killshot to Rekieta with Gabe and go for bigger wins. Ended up taking out her own face instead. Learn to show grace. It goes a long long way after making poor choices.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Wow, Keanu actually changed the video title to "I'll never get these 5 hours back". I thought people were being too harsh on her, but that's pathetic.

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They both contributed equally to that disaster stream. Keanu should have vetted what was sent to her and kept things moving along, she’s the host after all. Gabe should have stopped sperging about old info and nothing burgers.

They both suck.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Yea he tries to couch it that it applies to Karen Read and the citizenry at large, but it is super obvious he’s talking about his case. His level of narcissism is so off the charts he really believes that because the cops didn’t catch him out in public using cocaine that his whole case was wrongful prosecution, and he didn’t do nothing. He can’t take any accountability for anything. It wasn’t that it was super oblivious to everyone that he was completely strung out, that would imply that he made mistakes. no it was a bunch of nosy people who hated him and made false reports. Underneath all the narcissism Nick is an extremely weak man who can’t handle that he fucked up.

There's never been any referral made about Rekieta related to his drug abuse and domestic abuse that has been thrown out or ignored, whatever the eventual outcome. There's always been enough for questioning him and his wife. He can't get around that fact no matter how often he says kids coming home equals not guilty on all counts.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Where's the lie?

Gabe's "research" could have amounted to a post here. He managed to stretch that out over a 5 hour smug fest where he talked mostly about himself and got frustrated at trying to 'tard wrangle Keanu.

She is an idiot, but Gabe should have realized that and went to a competent streamers show.

It falls on Gabe for not picking a better host and not realizing that the audience is aware of most shit, but I blame Keanu for not really preparing either. @Friend of Dorothy Parker mentioned her being open or adaptable and honestly to use a vulgar term, Keanu was a dead fish when she wasn’t interrupting shit. Camelot and Xia are clowns and she can’t just say “it’s fucking gross that Nick and Camelot are putting Xia in a position where she’s saying she’ll masturbate to extremely creepy, pedoshit hentai”. That’s the proper response when you want to avoid calling one friend out. Instead she waffles and Gabe got pissed.

I think Gabe expected her to have some knowledge of who Rekieta is and her knowledge was “narcissist, LawTuber who did drugs while in a polycule with her former friend”. It forced him to explain more basic background than he needed to and he was already doing that.

I think he was pissed because she didn’t give him feed back before the show. She did not put out the Green M&Ms and like an idiot he went out on stage. He brought her numbers and money and she couldn’t even read off questions properly. He was high on his own supply, but I can see why he brought some stuff up.

The Sophie Long case he got emotional and as I understand it, it’s still not clear cut and the step-Dad has some allegations still floating. Gabe was right that Nick acted like a fucking retard about it though and probably should have been disciplined. As a lawyer he did something retarded.

The bigger thing Gabe could have brought up is how anytime Rekieta is wrong about something, he punts it and ignores it. Vic and number of shit he covered and advocated for are ignored by the time the next big thing comes up. That’s typical of any creator, but Nick tends to involve himself. He’s often never just a commentator and fundraiser. In both the Long case and Vic case he involved himself and ultimately caused harm.

Edit: @Dr Naomi Hunter I feel like Keanu had nothing to add or even attempted to really contribute to the conversation. Gabe was controlling, but she kept fucking up.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Gabe shows her audio of ralph threatening to kill his wife and the next day she's trying to make nice with him

She's pretty vile. Every single person in the dabbleverse is just disgusting and I'm still unsure as to why I'm supposed to hate Stuttering John. He's a retarded liberal who drinks all day but at least he's not a pedophile.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

It constantly amazes me that a man with such a poor grasp of female anatomy had 5 children. I know he's attempting to be humorous here, but female ejaculate ('cum') is distinct from squirt fluid. Ejaculate contains next to no urine. The joke doesn't make sense.

Maybe he should order female ejaculate off the Denny's menu next time he's there.

Well, he is the guy who was *proud* of making a woman bleed during sex because she was so dry.

 

[demicolon]

TL;DR - Nick Rekieta is almost nine-times more retarded than the UK and I can prove it with graphs.

Nick Rekieta - more gay than the uuu kay.

 

[Fag Albert]

She's pretty vile. Every single person in the dabbleverse is just disgusting and I'm still unsure as to why I'm supposed to hate Stuttering John. He's a retarded liberal who drinks all day but at least he's not a pedophile.

It's probably just a wings/DSP situation. But just in general from my time lurking around forums and such. a lot of the people that were fans of/involved in this whole 90's-early 2000's shock jock craze are some spiteful motherfuckers

 

[daffodils]

From yesterday's stream.


Nick talks about the secrets of Youtube success (it's the wine moms).

 

[Hitlerswag420]

What stake does the government have in fighting this? I don't understand. They arrested Nick and charged and convicted him, but he has enough pull with them that they won't release body cam of his arrest?

 

[Vect]

Nick talks about the secrets of Youtube success (it's the wine moms).

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"When I was using."


"This is fine."

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

What stake does the government have in fighting this? I don't understand. They arrested Nick and charged and convicted him, but he has enough pull with them that they won't release body cam of his arrest?

It was probably part of his plea deal that the bodycam would not be released.

 

[ZipDisk]

I tire of plea bargains. Nail scumbags to the wall.

Take the kandyass out of kandayoshi.

 

[ParisOfTroy]

One thing that I appreciate that Gabe emphasized (that many still don’t get) is that Rekieta was never an experienced attorney, and he had no business giving out legal advice or legal opinions (either back during the genesis of Lawtube or during his trial streams now).

He graduated law school at age 33 (in 2015) and passed the bar exam during the same year. I have no compunctions for late bloomers or career changes in one’s 30’s (especially for a pivot that requires the courage to undertake the significant time investment of education and licensing), but he seems to have immediately gone into solo general practice after passing the bar. He then only took on a low volume of legal work for 2 - 3 years, before he felt comfortable LARPing as Alan Dershowitz on YouTube. Now, for a profession that is apprenticeship-oriented and relies SO much on courtroom procedure, accumulated legal knowledge, crystallized intellect, and experiential wisdom in general (derived from ACTUALLY PRACTICING LAW rather than listening to a professor’s lecture in law school), it seems dishonest to present yourself as an informed legal voice to the public, when you don’t have the background or experience to actually provide informed legal advice.

He’s not the only person to do this (many congressmen have touted their law degrees and legal knowledge, even though they never practiced more than a year or two), but it is just sort of shocking that so many people fell for this initial grift of him as an informed legal expert (when it was obvious that he was not from a cursory glance at his LinkedIn profile).

This is also why I shake my head when people tell him to “just do his legal analysis” or “put his head down and practice law”, like those are actually realistic options. The YouTube market is now saturated with channels with ACTUALLY EXPERIENCED attorneys (that would make Rekieta’s analysis look entry-level in comparison) and there is no way he will be retained as a private attorney, given his limited practice and his recent criminal history. If anything, he needs to lean into this gonzo “shock jock” entertainment domain of online Lawtube (where the lack of respectability serves a barrier of entry to all of his potential competition - respectable lawyers), provided he can keep within the limits of his probation. I just don’t see his former career of PG-13 legal analysis being a potential avenue for him anymore (unless he finds some improbable way to clean up, repair his burnt Lawtube bridges, genuinely apologize to the public, and use his platform to serve as a talk-show host for other legal influencers).

I have a feeling that he will start to lean into Innocence Project type work (where they are likely more accepting of criminal backgrounds), and try to mine clout from the legions of true crime housewives online. It would probably be his best chance of regaining online success.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

I tire of plea bargains. Nail scumbags to the wall.

Take the kandyass out of kandayoshi.

Agreed, I hate them. It allows the guilty to get away with a lighter punishment, and pressures the innocent to feel they have to admit to something they didn't do.

 

[ZipDisk]

The harsh light of day is not kind. I feel this, like every other fucking lolcow case, is damaged by the police or courts trying to engage in "kindness" or "Let's keep this quiet because there are children involved." In reality, they are trying to serve silence, and make their county seem less exciting than these outlier fucking moron mutants have made things.

I want the trust to run dry.

Also, I now realize it's kandiyohi, not kandiyoshi. Kandiyoshi county is much cooler than this fucking shitberg.
DONUT PLAINS MOTHERFUCKER,

 

[Melty Butter]

Gabe's "research" could have amounted to a post here.

Gabe should have stopped sperging about old info and nothing burgers.

PPP is probably correct. He mentioned tonight that Gabe was trying to present a case to get funding for a documentary. (Didn't someone else here mention that? @RaptInPlastic?)

And, that's fine. If true, that's a noble project. The issue is that if there was any evidence to back up his implied pedo claims, this thread would have been all over it. A few dozen posts here have already listed the "smoke" to that possible fire.

• Nick's remarks about American Beauty & Redo the Healer
• Nick's favored porn stars
• Who he associates with (rumored pedos/pedo sympathizers, documented abusers)
• Nick's favorite kid who sometimes slept in the master (I can't even remember where that came from but I recall it being reliable)

Why Gabe factored Sophie Long into this is beyond me. There were accusations from both parents that she was being sexually abused by the other. It was all a debacle associated with custody issues. Gabe clearly didn't do his research. Katie from WithoutACrystalBall would have spoken to him; she's a problematic person but she knows her facts on this case. She'd have probably sent him her (now privated) videos on the case.

Anyway, if Gabe needs evidence to present to a rainmaker for a documentary, there are better ways to find it. They exist in these almost 10,000 pages.