Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[The Hungry African]

Or to dose Elon Musk with them and just watch him.

 

[my penis is on fire]

Well it's more him trying to convince right wing people that, "uhh actually solar panels and green energy is based." A clearly impossible task.

The fact that he thinks solar power is THE definitive future of energy is smoking gun proof that he doesn't actually know shit about engineering and his tech companies are all successful in spite of him, not because of him

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

Well it's more him trying to convince right wing people that, "uhh actually solar panels and green energy is based." A clearly impossible task.

I think I know a guy who can help spread the word about solar panels.

It's the Nixon administration all over again.

At least Nixon actually resigned instead of continuing to act like he's the king of the world.

It's the Nixon administration with Twitter slapfights instead of secrecy.

And Forrest Gump doesn't even help expose the corruption.

The fact that he thinks solar power is THE definitive future of energy is smoking gun proof that he doesn't actually know shit about engineering and his tech companies are all successful in spite of him, not because of him

Elon's pretty much a real-life version of Hank Hill's boss.

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

EVERY Tesla coming right out of the factory is entirely capable of realizing a douchebag is at the wheel and simultaneously locking all the doors while spontaneously catching on fire and exploding!

Finally, a Tesla feature I care about.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

EVERY Tesla coming right out of the factory is entirely capable of realizing a douchebag is at the wheel and simultaneously locking all the doors while spontaneously catching on fire and exploding!

Tesla pushing into the euthanasia capsule business??

 

[alogatog]

i was 100% convinced the backing in this was from the cruelty squad OST for about a minute straight

 

[Google.com]

Spoiler: Local

This isn't even a one off, I have seen multiple reports about Teslas just invading abandoned brick and mortar stores... I mean hey they technically aren't sitting on the lot for years waiting to get sold, they are sitting at the mall. I can't believe he won't let people buy out their leases still claiming he "needs the cars for the cyber taxi"

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1934879919059947788

https://archive.is/zOSHy

 

[The Hardest R]

Nothing stopping him from having someone else submit a sample for him.

 

[BucketOfBears]

I love how everyones reaction to the drug test is just "Yeeea, we do not believe you."

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I love how everyones reaction to the drug test is just "Yeeea, we do not believe you."

It's stupid easy to pass a drug test, especially when you know it's coming. Just come off the stuff for a bit and you'll be fine, or use someone else's urine.

For Elon, it's a bad look if he isn't on drugs. Imagine acting the way he is while completely sober. If he's high off his ass at least he can blame the drugs, but without drugs, it's all on his diseased brain

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

I love how everyones reaction to the drug test is just "Yeeea, we do not believe you."

There are a thousand ways to pass a urine test, just ask any pothead. I didn't forget that he said himself that he "takes ketamine to treat depression". The "rumors" of his drug use come from his own mouth.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

Nothing stopping him from having someone else submit a sample for him.

I mean, it's already been proven that he paid jeets to sock his online gaming accounts for him, so Elmo probably paid a jeet to piss in a cup for him too.

 

[Dan Abrams]

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1934879919059947788

https://archive.is/zOSHy

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Come on man.
I didn’t fully believe the drug addict allegations before but I do now. And yeah he's saying he actually is this stupid even without drugs.

If he actually wasn’t addicted to drugs he’d do a hair test on camera. He had no problem recording a video of himself carrying a sink into twitter like a retard.

 

[BucketOfBears]

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

Nothing stopping him from having someone else submit a sample for him.

It's stupid easy to pass a drug test, especially when you know it's coming. Just come off the stuff for a bit and you'll be fine, or use someone else's urine.

I mean, it's already been proven that he paid jeets to sock his online gaming accounts for him, so Elmo probably paid a jeet to piss in a cup for him too.

I feel like you're giving him too much credit. For all we know, he just typed out the paper himself.

I didn't forget that he said himself that he "takes ketamine to treat depression". The "rumors" of his drug use come from his own mouth.

Seriously? How many drugs is this man hooked on?

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

There are a thousand ways to pass a urine test, just ask any pothead. I didn't forget that he said himself that he "takes ketamine to treat depression". The "rumors" of his drug use come from his own mouth.

He could have just stayed clean for a few days before taking the test. He'd just have to wait a little longer to get a negative THC result, and he might use that infrequently anyway.

 

[Dan Abrams]

Seriously? How many drugs is this man hooked on?

If we believe the media he’s on Adderall also which is out of your system in a few days also. Maybe a week if you take it daily as prescribed.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

Seriously? How many drugs is this man hooked on?

Aside from money, fame, power, and pussy? ALL OF THEM.

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

If we believe the media he’s on Adderall also which is out of your system in a few days also. Maybe a week if you take it daily as prescribed.

Only Adderall?