Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Colton: "I'm not stupid, not retarded."

Also Colton: "Olive Garden is fine dining."

 

[Assistant Manajerk]

Lochmann has said many things about me that are exaggerations or flat out lies, and I never addressed a single one because I nor anyone else puts stock in them. But I WILL address this....

The salad was actually very nice and I liked it. Though I found it a bit sweet for my taste, it was enjoyable.

 

[Xev]

So I guess we can blame his retarded mother for teaching Colton it's okay to be a lazy, unemployed mooch. His whole theory falls apart real quick if you think about it for a whole two seconds. If nobody should have to work that means Colton's welfare wouldn't exist since he literally lives off the labor of other people. I cannot wait for trump to revoke tranny tugboats. He deserves nothing.

 

[PositiveMonk]

You've received a reply! It's a dumb one!

Lochmann has said many things about me that are exaggerations or flat out lies, and I never addressed a single one because I nor anyone else puts stock in them. But I WILL address this....

The salad was actually very nice and I liked it. Though I found it a bit sweet for my taste, it was enjoyable.

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Lol imagine an morbidly obese person complaining about a salad that had no sugar in it. It had monkfruit or artificial sweeteners for diabetics you dumb fuck. Lol fuckin L. My gramma and your mom are/were diabetics.
There was zero sugar you tardling. It german salad.

I have never told a lie in my entire life. You on the other hand have lied to @EverfreeNW @ColeDaigneault @buttonlovesyou to get me wrongly banned from that woke ass fake PG con that only cares bout money when they lie bout being a non profit.

You also being a hateful spifeful Christian has actually told numerous lies about me. You have lied to Ponycon, lied to a judge under oath which is why you failed, lied to Kiwifarms about me numerous times to the Kiwis till lies have become truth, lied under the eyes of your....
Precious sky daddy. You also lied bout me to your exes, including Blobette who does indeed did and still does resemble the Slaton sisters before they actually lost some weight while Blobette would never and just makes excuses. I exercise daily while neither of you won't.

>Lol imagine an morbidly obese person complaining about a salad that had no sugar in it. It had monkfruit or artificial sweeteners for diabetics you dumb fuck.
Hey retard, he said it was too SWEET for his taste. Not that it had too much SUGAR. I'm not sure if you're aware, sweeteners make things TASTE SWEET. The word sugar was not used a single time in that post. Did they not teach you to read in retard class?

>I have never told a lie in my entire life.

>Lol imagine an morbidly obese person complaining about a salad that had no sugar in it.
Hey look, a lie right there in the same series of tweets! No where did he mention sugar, and he was complaining that it was too sweet.

>You also being a hateful spifeful Christian has actually told numerous lies about me.
Personally I think Assistant Manajerk still shows you way too much kindness despite everything you've tried to do to him. You've asked why he's not given shit about his weight and you are? It's because you'll seethe about it and he clearly doesn't care to acknowledge it. He comes across as a good guy just trying to do his best. You come off as an obnoxious guy trying to bring everyone down to your miserable level.

Just a reminder that being a miserable, hateful, piece of shit is a choice that you're making, you can go and seek help for your very obvious mental illness.

 

[Xev]

Um didn't Colton lie to get into some VIP event at some gay convention and bragged about it to us? Isn't it his own narrative that he's a sociopath who lies and manipulates to get his way? He lies to church people so he can mooch their food. So many lies. He literally just lied about a fucking salad his diabetic grandmother made. Hope your gay little proton pack can hold you at night and give you children because it's all you got going on. Troon + retardation never ceases to amaze me.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Um didn't Colton lie to get into some VIP event at some gay convention and bragged about it to us?

Yes, when protesting his ban from Everfree Northwest in their Discord server, Colton decided to employ the bold strategy of admitting he "conned" (exact word he used) his way into the VIP dinner.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Um didn't Colton lie to get into some VIP event at some gay convention and bragged about it to us? Isn't it his own narrative that he's a sociopath who lies and manipulates to get his way? He lies to church people so he can mooch their food. So many lies. He literally just lied about a fucking salad his diabetic grandmother made. Hope your gay little proton pack can hold you at night and give you children because it's all you got going on. Troon + retardation never ceases to amaze me.

Everyday his entire life is a lie because he pretends he's a real woman when he is not now nor ever will be a real woman.

 

[Spunt]

Yo Colton you are a fat gay Mexican.

Now be a good boy and go to your Twitter to say "Nuh-uh" for the umpteenth time. Dance, monkey boy.

 

[PositiveMonk]

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Lol Kiwifarms keeps lyin that I'm mentally ill when I'm not.
They are also now debating my family salad recipe saying it is too sweet. Like damm...things shouod have flavor to be good and edible. I know what I'm doin.

Jesus Colton, it's like we're reading two entirely different threads. No one is fucking debating that your family salad recipe is too sweet, the point is that sugar was never mentioned. How fucking delusional has the HRT made you? Are you just completely detached from reality?

Everyday his entire life is a lie because he pretends he's a real woman when he is not now nor ever will be a real woman.

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I do not pretend to be a real woman. My doccuments and birth certificate clearly state I am a female and born one. I do not live a lie, I am living my truth like every other trans woman out there. Trans women exist and are real women.

Lol you evil kiwitards are so desperate for food to mock me that you go back to the same anti trans slurs, deadname me, dox me and back to the usual bigoted blind hatred against good nice people like you always do.

I have never done a thing wrong to be a Kiwifarms victim, I'm simply just trans and hate and how Christians and like to expose how cruel n very heartless n shallow c!s are and can be. They got no heart....not a single one. There not a single good out there. Which is why I remain single with no hot goth dommy mommy girlfriend. I have been longing for delicious puss puss to eat out you knows for many many years and I'm quite touch starved too. It would be nice to get snuggles from another woman for once instead of the cat.

But cats are better than people cuz they love you as you are and don't give a fuck about you and only want in return you love n care and they'll give it back. I want love n care too buuuut we all know other humans are cruel n selfish only caring bout themselves

>My doccuments and birth certificate clearly state I am a female and born one.
Shame about those XY chromosomes. YWNBAW

>desperate for food to mock me
Desperate? You make publicly make a fool of yourself each and every day. You insisted a popular male youtuber was a ruined woman the other day.

>I'm simply just trans and hate and how Christians and like to expose how cruel n very heartless n shallow c!s are and can be. They got no heart....not a single one. There not a single good out there. Which is why I remain single with no hot goth dommy mommy girlfriend.
Colton "I'm not an incel!" Lochmann ladies and gentlemen.

>I have been longing for delicious puss puss to eat out you knows for many many years and I'm quite touch starved too.
What was that about there not being things to mock you for?

Yes, when protesting his ban from Everfree Northwest in their Discord server, Colton decided to employ the bold strategy of admitting he "conned" (exact word he used) his way into the VIP dinner.

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So I tried to do everything day one as I possibly could. Sadly those woke fucks at Everfree Northwest believed the many lies told about me over the years. @ColeDaigneault @buttonlovesyou @ThornwingMLP

I was wrongfully banned and only reason why I had the vip dinner last year is cuz some back volunteer staff felt bad for misgendering and offered me the free bowling n vip guest dinner to make it up to me and I took advantage of every bit of it gettin as much shitty food As I possibly could and as much bowling as I could to milk it for all it was worth. I even talked to the vips the most stealing convos away from the creeps tryin to bug Nicole Oliver/Princess Celestia. I knew my enemy the fake Christan would lie and get me banned.
So I tried to do everything day one as I possibly could. Sadly those woke fucks at Everfree Northwest believed the many lies told about me over the years. @ColeDaigneault @buttonlovesyou @ThornwingMLP

>gettin as much shitty food As I possibly could
lolfat

And delusional.

Yo Colton you are a fat gay Mexican.

Now be a good boy and go to your Twitter to say "Nuh-uh" for the umpteenth time. Dance, monkey boy.

Ask and ye shall receive my friend

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You fuckers have been goin on bout this for over a year with nothin better to do and it should really stop. What Nulls website does is illegal for doxing n such but sadly it remains. I really hope some brave person does go to Tombonista's house or Nulls @emoboyfucker

If I was a Mexican...I wouldn't had been born in the USA of the state of Oregon, I'd been born in Mexico.

You also lie I am balding which is also not true. All of which are lying about me.
I have always been white and unfortunatly American in the land of the burgers and bbq. Basically yehaw land.

You also have shown your sick hatered towards me as a transgender woman refusing to follow the medical science that proves we are NOT MEN and that trans women are real women.
I have had my privacy breached due to you evil Kiwis and called every slur there currently is.

You fuckers have been goin on bout this for over a year with nothin better to do and it should really stop. What Nulls website does is illegal for doxing n such but sadly it remains.

I really hope some brave person does go to Tombonista's house or Nulls, @emoboyfucker69 should go do it and teach them a lesson for messin with people. I really wanna see Zoey fight Trombonista.

It's tempting to tag but I'm a pussy.

>and unfortunatly American in the land of the burgers and bbq.
If you had a job you could leave, or just tell ICE you're an illegal.

>medical science
But could you pass a PCR test? Or would medical science show that you have XY chromosomes? Isn't science great Colton? Thanks to science, you will never be a woman.

>What Nulls website does is illegal for doxing n such but sadly it remains.
Have you thought about teaming up with Alex Hogendorp? I think together you could take down the farms once and for all! You could always try onion farms.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

If Colton was born a female and is not fat, what the fuck is this?

Looks like a fat man named Colton Lochmann.

 

[Spunt]

Ask and ye shall receive my friend

Colton you are as stupid as you are predictable.

EDIT: and Mexican

 

[Xev]

So this retard is both the victim of bigotry and also a bigot since he hates mexicans, Christians and women yet he sees no problem with this.

He claims trans women are real women yet won't date one because they aren't really women.

He hates Null's doxing site so much he initially came here to ask for help doxing a man, harass a bi polar teenage girl in Tampa to find him a girlfriend and ask her to commit arson. Still calling for violence against forum staff and users. Yet, he still sees himself as a blameless victim.

His cognitive dissonance is just annoying as fuck. His eventual homeless arc will be sweeter than grandmas salad.

 

[PositiveMonk]

He claims trans women are real women yet won't date one because they aren't really women.

Don't forget, at least once a day he makes 10 replies to a random pooner telling them they've ruined themselves and they aren't a real man and they should die. It's insane, he's mentally ill. I really have trouble believing he's real.

It's interesting that Colton doesn't make videos responding to posts. It would lend a lot more credibility to him being a woman, and I'd be less inclined to follow his antics since they wouldn't be text based. He won't though because in reality, video responses would show he's a fat balding Mexican who doesn't talk to any goth women.

It's also funny that he lied about talking to goth women on discord. Alternatively, he isn't lying and he's being catfished by 4chan users. Either way it's funny.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

It's interesting that Colton doesn't make videos responding to posts. It would lend a lot more credibility to him being a woman, and I'd be less inclined to follow his antics since they wouldn't be text based. He won't though because in reality, video responses would show he's a fat balding Mexican who doesn't talk to any goth women.

Another reason he won't make videos is because he's allegedly deaf. I would imagine his voice sounds pretty funny. Manajerk said he sounded like Wheezy from Toy Story.

 

[Spunt]

His cognitive dissonance is just annoying as fuck.

Cognitive dissonance, strictly defined as someone holding two contradictory ideas at the same time, does not apply to Colton, because he is too stupid to think of two things at the same time. I'm serious. What might come across as psychopathy or hypocrisy is really the symptoms of really profound stupidity. Colton doesn't really have set opinions, he just decides that his opinion is whatever benefits him the most at any given moment. He's not fighting the opposite opinion that he held 5 minutes ago, he genuinely doesn't remember it, because the sheer mental effort required to hold an idea in his head long enough to express it over-writes all previous ideas because it requires all his very limited mental RAM. By the time he has decided that doxing is illegal, he has literally forgotten that he joined the Farms to dox someone. He's so self-centred and mentally simple that "Kiwis made me feel bad" means that Kiwis are evil, even though he is guilty of everything he accuses us of and that the heat he got here is completely deserved. But Colton feels bad, so person that made Colton feel bad is wrong. That's a small child's view of the world and that's exactly what he is.

I called him a fat gay Mexican and told him explicitly that I was doing it to make him respond on his Twitter. But that was too complex an idea for Colton, all he saw was "Spunt called me a Mexican, but I am not a Mexican, therefore I should say I am not a Mexican." Literal Chimpanzees are capable of more sophisticated thinking. The same with all his "NOT A MAN" posts - "They said I was man, but I am not man, so I will say NOT A MAN" is amoeba-level thinking - stimulus, response. Anyone with two brain cells to rub together can see that if we're not going to accept that he's a woman the first time he says it, we're not going to the hundredth time and he'd be wasting his time saying it. Anyone with three brain cells to rub together would work out that we call him a man exactly because it upsets him and makes him sperg out. But Colton does not have three, or even two, brain cells. He's a short-bus retard and it really shows in just how basic his thoughts are and how he can't process higher-level ideas like the overall impression that his behaviour gives of him and how that may be related to his failure to achieve any of his goals in life.

And of course he is a man. And a Mexican.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

And of course he is a man. And a Mexican

You forgot to say "fat".

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

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When it's put like this it almost starts to stir up sympathy in me; stupidity to that degree would be a tragedy in many cases. Then, before the feeling in me is fully actualized my brain reminds me that his spirit is just as fat, ugly, mutilated and Mexican as his body and I go back to finding him and his situation wildly funny.

Bad things happen to Colton the mentally ill man because Colton is a bad person.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Well said, @Spunt but I think it might actually be simpler then that even. He has just decided that whatever he says and thinks at the time is right. He deliberately blocks any attempt at his own memory to correct him and sticks to the narrative he says at the time no matter what.

That's why his motto is "da bat is always right." Even when proveably wrong, he is right. He refuses to let facts get in the way of his narrative.

It's the only way he could hold the laughable opinion that one set of trannies, his side, m2f are 'real women' while the other set, f2m are 'broken women pretending to be men'.

Anyone not Colton can see the obvious dichotomy, and that's why he has no allies on either side of that particular debate, but 'da bat is always right' so fuck reality and don't even think about the facts.

Only the opinion matters, like the howler that Pontius Pilate is a fictional character because he's in the Bible, and since the Bible is fictional, EVERYTHING in it is fictional, even the historical records of the Roman Empire confirming that Pilate was proconsul of the province of Judea at the time dosent mean shit if it goes against the narrative.

It's impressive in a way. The mindset of the complete and total lolcow.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Well said, @Spunt but I think it might actually be simpler then that even. He has just decided that whatever he says and thinks at the time is right. He deliberately blocks any attempt at his own memory to correct him and sticks to the narrative he says at the time no matter what.

That's why his motto is "da bat is always right." Even when proveably wrong, he is right. He refuses to let facts get in the way of his narrative.

It's the only way he could hold the laughable opinion that one set of trannies, his side, m2f are 'real women' while the other set, f2m are 'broken women pretending to be men'.

Anyone not Colton can see the obvious dichotomy, and that's why he has no allies on either side of that particular debate, but 'da bat is always right' so fuck reality and don't even think about the facts.

Only the opinion matters, like the howler that Pontius Pilate is a fictional character because he's in the Bible, and since the Bible is fictional, EVERYTHING in it is fictional, even the historical records of the Roman Empire confirming that Pilate was proconsul of the province of Judea at the time dosent mean shit if it goes against the narrative.

It's impressive in a way. The mindset of the complete and total lolcow.

And that's why Olive Garden is considered a five-star fine dining establishment.

 

[Detective Carey]

I have been longing for delicious puss puss to eat out you knows for many many years and I'm quite touch starved too.

Reading this made my vagina dry up and fall out of my body, and I don't even have a vagina. This would be the perfect thing to tell a woman if you wanted to immediately turn her gay and swear off all men forever.

The irony when you realize he's a man who thinks he is a woman who wants another woman so he can be a lesbian hits like a truck.