Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[gaysexenjoyer]

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I know this is supposed to be an inversion aimed at satirizing weeabooisms but this guy sounds awesome and I'd love to hang out with him.

One Kenichi > a million Adams.

 

[Oliver Onions]

If Chibi ends up homeless on the streets of Tokyo and starts GoFundMe to get back to US, I will be the first to donate to it.

I would rather donate to keep him there. Japan could be the last great arc for Chibi content, if he comes back to the US he's going to go full Spoony and live out the rest of his life in mom's basement.

If he has kids the high chance of it being another sperg with a thread here for the next generation of kiwis brings a tear to my eye.

I'm happy to leave things at Chibi Shippuden, but it'd be nice for the kids to enjoy Chiboruto.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

>shattered my world

Has Adam ever given any indication in the past he actually wants kids (aside from the haram way)? He's, once again, talking like he's in an anime and his dying father passed this mission on to him, but I don't ever recall any mention of his quest to become a father in the hundreds of pages I've read here. Feels like another case of him getting defiant purely because Mrs Cheebz told him not to do something.

I'd gladly accept Rawhide Kobayashi in exchange for Adam.
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"WheRRRe can AH find da turrrrrmblweed"

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

I know this is supposed to be an inversion aimed at satirizing weeabooisms but this guy sounds awesome and I'd love to hang out with him.

One Kenichi > a million Adams.

Osaka is full of westaboos (though they’re far more into stuff like pop culture or hobbies like cars rather than stereotypical Americana) and they’re extremely fun to hang out with.

 

[Whaler]

If he has kids the high chance of it being another sperg with a thread here for the next generation of kiwis brings a tear to my eye.

I hope Scotchtapes kids also work with Cheebs kids so the next gen Kiwifarmers can get the spicy information that they wouldn't be privy too normally.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Osaka is full of westaboos (though they’re far more into stuff like pop culture or hobbies like cars rather than stereotypical Americana) and they’re extremely fun to hang out with.

I can almost understand that since from what little I know of history the US basically buck broke Japan after WWII and have had a presence in the country ever since, on top of the general Western osmosis that permeates the world through things like movies and music.

Weebs are more of a mystery to me, even being one myself, because I don't know why it so often fosters this mystical reverence for the country. Even wiggers don't seem interested in going to Africa.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

I can almost understand that since from what little I know of history the US basically buck broke Japan after WWII and have had a presence in the country ever since, on top of the general Western osmosis that permeates the world through things like movies and music.

Weebs are more of a mystery to me, even being one myself, because I don't know why it so often fosters this mystical reverence for the country. Even wiggers don't seem interested in going to Africa.

It’s not that outlandish. Most millennials grew up on Japanese media. It was everywhere. Video games, anime, cartoons, etc. even the biggest normies were exposed to Japan pretty young.

Even I’m on my own Chibi arc. I spent last summer flying out to Japan and getting hammered while soyfacing over nostalgic stuff from my youth. I’m actually gearing up to do it all over again pretty soon because flights and rooms are dirt cheap and I happen to have a few obligation free weeks this summer.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

Weebs are more of a mystery to me, even being one myself, because I don't know why it so often fosters this mystical reverence for the country. Even wiggers don't seem interested in going to Africa.

Imo it's because Japan is the one of very few countries that are completely removed from the normal western culture but still safe. Normally the only countries that are completely different to the west are dangerous shitholes, beautiful and interesting, but still dangerous. Japan is nothing like anywhere in the west but also you don't need a fucking bullet proof vest and an armed guard to feel safe or have to worry about getting some niche ebola type shit. Europe is nice but every country still feels European, Japan doesn't. And half the time weebs just are autistic and Japan is their hyperfixation. People like wiggers and slavaboos aren't really interested in that country, they're interested in the way a certain group of people from that country act, it'd be more akin to a weeb being hyper into geishas and dressing up and acting like one, instead of just a general fascination with the country.

 

[Oliver Onions]

It’s not that outlandish. Most millennials grew up on Japanese media. It was everywhere. Video games, anime, cartoons, etc. even the biggest normies were exposed to Japan pretty young.

I get that, I just don't understand why it fostered an obsession with the country itself. Like I watched tonnes of American movies and listened to American music growing up, but it never made me wanna go live there. I guess it does explain Disney Adults, though.

 

[imstonedsoz]

This reads like a talking head from a TLC show. Which honestly, I think they'd have a big hit sending a camera crew to document this retards journey.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I get that, I just don't understand why it fostered an obsession with the country itself. Like I watched tonnes of American movies and listened to American music growing up, but it never made me wanna go live there. I guess it does explain Disney Adults, though.

I prefer sticking to my neck of the woods and enjoying foreign cultures that way, but nothing beats going there on a vacation.

 

[Oliver Onions]

This reads like a talking head from a TLC show. Which honestly, I think they'd have a big hit sending a camera crew to document this retards journey.

Don't you dare get cold feet now, you son of a bitch. AT&T won't take you back, it's Japan or bust!

I prefer sticking to my neck of the woods and enjoying foreign cultures that way, but nothing beats going there on a vacation.

Me too, I'd love to visit Japan but I know I couldn't hack living there permanently; the work-life balance alone looks excruciating, never mind the isolation and culture shock. I think I'd struggle even moving to another white country that spoke English.

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

I get that, I just don't understand why it fostered an obsession with the country itself. Like I watched tonnes of American movies and listened to American music growing up, but it never made me wanna go live there. I guess it does explain Disney Adults, though.

Probably because almost everyone who isn't American (USA specific here) hates them very few places like them like Filipinese and Japan. Also when you realize that all American countries have barely any history it is even less apealing. Even if you consume 0% media from Japan there are a lot of historical and cultural things to find interesting there.

 

[Whaler]

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This reads like a talking head from a TLC show. Which honestly, I think they'd have a big hit sending a camera crew to document this retards journey.

"Far from home or anyone I know." I thought he had friends there who agreed to let crash on their couch if needed? Don't tell me he lied or he actually thought the people who were his friends were actually just being polite because that's what the Japanese do.

Don't you dare get cold feet now, you son of a bitch. AT&T won't take you back, it's Japan or bust!

On one hand, I want to see Cheebs crash in Japan and get a dose of reality he can't swallow. On the other hand, Cheebs posting that his mom won't let him move back in and won't beg AT&T to get his old job back would be hilarious.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

On one hand, I want to see Cheebs crash in Japan and get a dose of reality he can't swallow. On the other hand, Cheebs posting that his mom won't let him move back in and won't beg AT&T to get his old job back would be hilarious.

We all know that both will happen at once.

 

[00R-Gundam]

I believe the transition into japan and him living there are gonna be an interesting thing to watch. I predict that he will live low to ground in terms of spending so he wont have money for shit like nintendo/anime shit etc. He will either stick in that dead end job or he will be bouncing from job to job. He probably wont get homesick since his love for 日本 is so big that it will overshadow it. Lastly ill give him around 2 years in japan before he either comes back or hits rock bottom and we get things like begging streams where he will beg people for money to stay in japan or he will have to move back.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I predict that he will live low to ground in terms of spending so he wont have money for shit like nintendo/anime shit etc.

That would be sensible, which Adam is not. He'll have maxed out his credit cards within weeks of landing and have to beg his mom for a loan just to buy boxes of ramen to live off til his first paycheck clears.

 

[Whaler]

He will either stick in that dead end job or he will be bouncing from job to job

He won't be "bouncing from job to job" since he'll most likely get booted from Japan for not being able to get a job after he quits his current one or he'll get deported after quitting that one because he has no useful work skills and education outside of high school.

Lastly ill give him around 2 years in japan before he either comes back or hits rock bottom and we get things like begging streams where he will beg people for money to stay in japan or he will have to move back.

He won't be doing that either. Japan is starting to crackdown on foreigners livestreaming thanks to all the nuisance streamers going over there and starting shit with everybody and trashing every place they visit. If his current job ends and doesn't get renewed or he quits it, he'll be back home before the end of the month complaining about how nothing was his fault, people were actively working against him because of things he did in the past.

Just to clarify things for those who don't know. His work VISA will last until the day his one year contract expires or the day after. If he quits his job at any point, he'll have exactl until that VISA expires to get a new job, but it'll need to be the same type of job his VISA was originally for. Since he was having a difficult time even getting this job, I'll doubt he'll get a new one in time nor I don't think he'll be able to live off of any money he has saved considering he's in debt, he'll be in Tokyo, he's admitted that his finances will be stretched thin, and his job selling life insurance in the US will probably be dead since he'll have little time to hock the life insurance thanks to the time difference.

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

Does anyone know if you can even sell insurance while working abroad? I have an acquaintance who works in auto insurance and she says she's not allowed to work while out of state. In my previous job, we were not allowed to work from outside the country, allegedly because of some sort of consumer privacy laws forbidding the transmission of customers' PII outside of the country.

It would be really funny if Chibi's calculations all rely on his ability to supplement his income by peddling insurance in Japan, but he gets fired on his first day of working remotely from there due to being on a foreign IP.

 

[Whaler]

Does anyone know if you can even sell insurance while working abroad? I have an acquaintance who works in auto insurance and she says she's not allowed to work while out of state. In my previous job, we were not allowed to work from outside the country, allegedly because of some sort of consumer privacy laws forbidding the transmission of customers' PII outside of the country.

It would be really funny if Chibi's calculations all rely on his ability to supplement his income by peddling insurance in Japan, but he gets fired on his first day of working remotely from there due to being on a foreign IP.

It's been suggested that Cheebs is probably working for an MLM given that you need a license to sell Health and Life Insurance in the US. There's no way he paid money to file the paperwork, studied, then took and passed the exam to qualify for it. As long as he's licensed, he can sell both insurances regardless of where he lives.