The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

[Sooty Soot]

I'm starting a NGO to facilitate more migration into Israel and I'm looking for volunteers.

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Please, please sir.. Give me israel student wisa sir please I am hard working sir student I want to marry bold and beautiful Israel women in life

 

[The Foxtrot]

They have a three million man military

That has a level of equipment mismatch that makes Germany in WW2 look good, is even more corrupt than the Russian Army in 1993, and cannot even manage to make a competent AKM clone with 100% domestic parts (which gunsmiths in the fucking Khyber Pass can do!). They rely almost exclusively on imports (read: castoffs and bargain bin surplus) from other nations for equipment.

and a pretty large navy

That is largely composed of aging, obsolete Soviet-made vessels which already have a reputation for being shoddily-built and that don't do well on the high seas. India not too long ago lost a fucking submarine by forgetting to close the hatches, do you think they're actually capable of trying to maintain those old ass Soviet rust buckets?

Plus they've got several regiments of Gurkhas, and those motherfuckers are next level.

That reputation comes from their service in the British Army.

People give Russia flak for being "unable to beat Ukraine, a neighboring country", but Ukraine (at the beginning of the SMO) had the largest land army in Europe and they were filled with old Soviet stockpiles, their own "modernized" ex-Soviet hardware, and last-gen NATO equipment, and troops that were already combat-experienced from fighting in Donbass for almost 8 years while Russia was still shaking off over 20 years of institutional rot and administrative corruption.

India? India literally couldn't execute a real offensive of any sort into Pakistan! Not even one that resulted in a long, drawn out siege with high casualties (like Bakhmut/Artemvosk)! The most India's "three million man military" accomplished was flinging some artillery and small arms potshots into some Pakistani villages right across the border, and some failed airstrikes.



So please, explain to me how these incompetent retards are somehow going to be able to keep the People's Liberation Army in check, when India can't even supply its own military domestically? The Japanese can do that, and they don't even technically HAVE a military!

 

[7/11 Coffee]

>Only good example of an attractive Indian girl in any type of media
>Isn't even fully Indian, she's half white

kek

 

[Sooty Soot]

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> Only good example of an attractive Indian girl in any type of media
>Isn't even fully Indian, she's half white

kek

You so butiful dear please come to India madame
@grok Geolocate this women sir
On a sidenote, I saw this image about a year ago: Essentially it was this white lady with an EU-flag painted on her cheek posted by a governmental account, maybe something to do with Football. And under the post there's this Indian saying something along the lines of "please give me her phone number, plesse we were made for each other please sir", and I can't for the life of me find the image anywhere.

 

[7/11 Coffee]

You so butiful dear please come to India madame
@grok Geolocate this women sir
On a sidenote, I saw this image about a year ago: Essentially it was this white lady with an EU-flag painted on her cheek posted by a governmental account, maybe something to do with Football. And under the post there's this Indian saying something along the lines of "please give me her phone number, plesse we were made for each other please sir", and I can't for the life of me find the image anywhere.

@grok what does this mean?

 

[ditto]

@grok what does this mean?

I'd pay for X premium if it had a way to block the indian content farms and reply guys.

 

[soy_king]

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> Only good example of an attractive Indian girl in any type of media
>Isn't even fully Indian, she's half white

kek

Prime Padma Lakshmi was pretty hot.

 

[The Hungry African]

That reputation comes from their service in the British Army.

Not to mention the original Gurkhas were Nepalese not Indian. The name even comes from the Gorkha Kingdom which is present day Nepal.

 

[Waffle Iron]

What a riot.
A couple hundred "no, don't"s, a few dozen "you will be raped and murdered" allusions, and a few dozen "you will be raped and murdered" verbatim.
The Reply Andys are straight up telling her to listen to the racists on this one.

The thought jeets got their hands all over her might actually be the only thing that could make simps reconsider supporting a girl. It's too horrifying to consider the only thing that can unsimp a simp is the sheer disgust of jeets.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

This will be the most horrifying live stream possible:

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They are not gonna even find the body. We are gonna see a women regret every single life decision in real time.

"It's my first time travelling by myself and I'm going to India"
Doing this as a woman is like doing a challenge run in a vidya game on the highest difficulty as your first playthrough.

 

[AssignedEva]

Officials involved in the project, however, have defended the design, citing logistical constraints. Chief Engineer of the Public Works Department (Bridge Department), VD Verma, explained to the news agency PTI, “Due to the metro station, there is limited availability of land at the point. Due to the lack of land, there was no other option. The purpose of the RoB is to connect the two colonies."

I feel there was one very obvious option. Building a curved bridge over a train track is more complicated (although only as complicated as building a curved overpass) but I think for a budget of Rs18 crore ($2mil/£1.54mil) they could have figured it out, given how cheap the cost of construction is there.

 

[Sooty Soot]

Doing this as a woman is like doing a challenge run in a vidya game on the highest difficulty as your first playthrough.

That's too easy actually, it's more like trying to beat Dark Souls without a monitor.

 

[PozzedByCoronachan]

It's over.

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All it takes is one bad map of India for jeets to suddenly go TJD on Israel.

these are not serious people

 

[Sooty Soot]

All it takes is one bad map of India for jeets to suddenly go TJD on Israel.
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these are not serious people

India will make them all bow. Mark my words, there will be a temple to Grok in Jerusalem and another one to Vishnu in Tel Aviv by the year 2050, sirs.

 

[Vibromatic Heart Bed]

How many dumb broads have to get raped, molested, leered at, and physically attacked before it just becomes common knowledge that YOU DON'T FUCKING GO TO INDIA?

It's like every girl who travels to India thinks that she's gonna be the exception to the rule. She thinks all those other girls must have been dumb/careless, because she's got what it takes to fend off the scammers and rapists, she's pretty enough to flirt her way out of any situation, and if not then some Nice Indian Bystanders will totally come rescue her. She still thinks the third world has inherently good people and she'll be okay. And if she does end up in a "situation" it'll just become a fun story to tell later! I've been in that mindset, it's like naivety + narcissism + self harm but all mixed together in a pot of street curry. Personally I'd rather have my "woooo coming of age solo travel story" take place somewhere in Europe or East Asia... somewhere with more pleasant weather, edible food, secure lodgings and sanitation and less rape culture, but hey!

 

[Toyota Hilux]

And just like that India redeems another world first, the first country to crash a Dreamliner.

Malaysian airlines can finally rest after MH370 crash and is finally redeemed, while poojeet airlines suffah and should be avoided at all costs.

 

[Fapcop]

Prime Padma Lakshmi was pretty hot.

Kareena Kapoor as well.

Though I suppose that in a nation of over a billion, once in a while there will be an 8 or 9 born, no matter how dysgenic the population at large is.

If I'm being absolutely honest, India as a country is probably the closest thing we have to a potential future ally. They're a growing economy with a strong military that can act as a strong counterweight to China, and they do have a tradition of liberal democracy and a modicum of respect for human rights based out of an English legal tradition. As a people, they can definitely be obnoxious and annoying with very shitty habits, but they also don't engage in the same mass grooming as their inbred cousin-enemies the Pakistanis do in the West, and India as a country didn't spend the last twenty years using our tax dollars to kill American troops in Afghanistan like the Pakistanis do. Overall, you could do a lot worse and you could do a lot better.

Brown, poop stained fingers typed this post.

“Saar, pls listen! India strong economy! World’s largest DEMOCRACY! Superpower 2050 Saar! You need us against evil Chinese. Redeem US for friendship Saar! Not those evil Paki who are totally different and not at all just Indians with a different religion!”

Basically hit all the usual streets hitter talking points except: Satya Nadella!

 

[soy_king]

Kareena Kapoor as well.

Though I suppose that in a nation of over a billion, once in a while there will be an 8 or 9 born, no matter how dysgenic the population at large is.

Brown, poop stained fingers typed this post.

“Saar, pls listen! India strong economy! World’s largest DEMOCRACY! Superpower 2050 Saar! You need us against evil Chinese. Redeem US for friendship Saar! Not those evil Paki who are totally different and not at all just Indians with a different religion!”

No, unfortunately they're kike hands what wrote this, with a bit of Rudyard Kipling-style orientalism thrown in for good measure.

 

[Buttfuck McGee Returns]

They have a three million man military and a pretty large navy, so yes, yes I do. Plus they've got several regiments of Gurkhas, and those motherfuckers are next level.

I hereby challenge you with the impossible task of cursing Vishnu.

 

[Fapcop]

No, unfortunately they're kike hands what wrote this, with a bit of Rudyard Kipling-style orientalism thrown in for good measure.

Well, you’re either a jeet or delusional.

India isn’t just a BRICS member, their whole foreign policy is based around being independent and balancing different blocks against each other.

They have a long ass history of good relations with Russia, to the extent that it’s almost institutionalized.

Yeah, they have a disagreement with China over a border in the Himalayas where literally nobody lives. Occasionally the Indian government will posture about it, mostly to give the low IQ Hindutva types something to go apeshit over. But they sure as fuck not going to sign up as a vassal just because the Chinks put some soldiers on an uninhabited mountain.

Moreover, what are you going to give them to make them sign up? Ten million entry visas a year? Ten billion dollars and a million entry cards for jeets?

The Indians are dependent on trade with Russia and China, including for a bunch of stuff that can’t easily be replaced, so any allegiance you’ll buy, no matter how unlikely and short lived, will cost you bigly.