Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.1%

  • Total voters
    293

Weekly Supertip Performance - June 2025 (Week 2)

Although Rekieta had one less stream this week compared to last week (5 vs. 4), he experienced a 40% drop in SuperTip revenue ($1,089.86 vs. $651.26). However, it's worth noting that his total streaming time also decreased by approximately 24% (~30 hours vs. ~23 hours).

Individual results for each stream this week:
DATESTREAMNo SUPERTIPSSUPERTIPSSUPERTIPS (*MAX)SUPERCHATSAVERAGE SUPERTIPS/hTOTALSTREAM TIMETOTAL $/h
6/9/2025Karen Read Trial - Day 29 - The Endless Trial24$130.00$145.00$147.00$18.95$277.006h 52min$40.38
6/10/2025Karen Read Trial - Day 30 - The Case of the Missing Mistrial27$171.30$242.60$61.00$25.12$232.306h 49min$34.07
6/12/2025Karen Read Trial - Day 32 - Charging Conference - Where Justice Dies22$147.46$236.78$43.00$43.08$190.463h 25min$55.64
6/13/2025Karen Read Trial - Closing Argument Review - PLUS MINE30$202.50$250.00$197.00$35.46$399.505h 43min$69.96

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Weekly performance summary for June:
WeekNo StreamsNo Supertips$ Supertips$ Supertips (*max)$ SuperchatsTotalStream Time (h)Total $/h
Week 1 (Jun 1 - Jun 7)5163$1,089.86$1,580.72$711.00$1,800.8630h 5min$59.86
Week 2 (Jun 8 - Jun 14)4103$651.26$874.38$448.00$1,099.2622h 49min$48.19

Top 3 SuperTips contributors ("paypigs") this week:
  1. TheTexVet — $86.16
  2. Fishing — $40.00
  3. Aly Pandalicious — $33.50
Note: TheTexVet is currently securing his position as Rekieta's #1 paypig this month, with a total of $167.32 in Super Tips — more than double of the second place, vVvPrince, who stands at $75.80.

If you spot a Super Tip that didn’t get logged, feel free to DM me. I’ll update the detection parameters accordingly. The attached CSV file contains the full data log.

So, what exactly does the code do?
Every 2 seconds, it analyzes a video frame in search of very specific hues—my sacred chromatic thresholds. Once a region matching the blessed palette is identified, it calculates the area covered. If the candidate box meets the threshold, the system invokes EasyOCR to extract the text. The text is then parsed and exported to CSV.

Continuation logic?
If two Super Tips share the same username and donation amount, and there are no intervening frames without a donation box, I treat them as a single, continuous message.

What’s “max”?
The “max” value reflects what the total would have been if I had decided to count each message fragment individually—ignoring continuation logic.
 

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You are being entirely too charitable to Gabe with that figure. I put Gabe's blame more at like 80-90%. Bringing the content was his responsibility.
He claimed he had new devastating information of a criminal nature, and that he had done an "investigation." He pimped this for a week straight. He flat-out lied. He had jack and shit. Keanu is a retard but what could she have done?
 
Nick's next trial.
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Otherwise he's retweeting thots, indulging his Kurt obsession, sniping at Aaron, and trying to get Runkle to stream with him.
How funny and WEIRD that Runkle streamed with Kurt last night?

He claimed he had new devastating information of a criminal nature, and that he had done an "investigation." He pimped this for a week straight. He flat-out lied. He had jack and shit. Keanu is a retard but what could she have done?
Gentlemen… I do believe we have been.., JEWED!

Either way, we go the whole chokeslamming deal out of it, so I can’t really get mad.
 
He claimed he had new devastating information of a criminal nature, and that he had done an "investigation." He pimped this for a week straight. He flat-out lied. He had jack and shit. Keanu is a retard but what could she have done?
Asked specifically what that information was before agreeing to do it.
 
whoever does the AI videos


(hotel california live)

this could be a good rekeita one. singer sounds rekeitaish. put warski/ppp other felters on the instruments.
This version of Hotel California is too good, though. I don’t want it polluted by the Sektur. At least, don’t put Rekieta’s face on Don Henley. The homoerotic energy of the guitar duet is fitting, though. Make Felder and Walsh into Aaron and Nick.
 
He claimed he had new devastating information of a criminal nature, and that he had done an "investigation." He pimped this for a week straight. He flat-out lied. He had jack and shit. Keanu is a retard but what could she have done?
It was funny watching Gabe straight up saying "none of this is illegal" before the allegations he explicitly promoted as criminal
 
Keanu Thompson is equal parts retarded and malicious. First off Hoffman did nothing to her except give her the biggest stream she will ever do, she wasn't the one's who had to suffer through her making beep noises for five fucking hours, and secondly when she was stuttering around about people like that faggot Nascar driver saying "they are friends" that is code for i cant burn this collaboration bridge. She is now telling Ethan ralph she has no issue with him. Rekieta should have yelled harder at her if you wanna know the truth about it
 
Keanu Thompson is equal parts retarded and malicious. First off Hoffman did nothing to her except give her the biggest stream she will ever do, she wasn't the one's who had to suffer through her making beep noises for five fucking hours, and secondly when she was stuttering around about people like that faggot Nascar driver saying "they are friends" that is code for i cant burn this collaboration bridge. She is now telling Ethan ralph she has no issue with him. Rekieta should have yelled harder at her if you wanna know the truth about it
Gunt wife number 3 or 4?
 
He claimed he had new devastating information of a criminal nature, and that he had done an "investigation." He pimped this for a week straight. He flat-out lied. He had jack and shit. Keanu is a retard but what could she have done?
I hate to say it, but I think there is is a grain of truth in what Ethan Ralph is saying here. Gabe may have taken advantage of a retarded person.

That especially resonates when you consider Gabe shopped this around beforehand. We know he tried to get on Uncivil Law, and it's my understanding he made overtures to Sean.

Asked specifically what that information was before agreeing to do it.
He apparently sent her the stuff beforehand.

I have a suspicion Kiki doesn't understand the Rekieta lore like others do. I think some of the old stuff Gabe sent her might have actually been news to her.

I also don't think she fully understood what the hell she was looking at. She's not particularly bright.

BREAKING NEWS: NICK REKIETA FARTED ON STREAM!
Finally! Some quality reporting!

NatashaVeryGood > Gabe Hoffman

And it only took them two words and a timestamp to do so. This is how it's done people!

:semperfidelis:
 
Asked specifically what that information was before agreeing to do it.
She may be a retard for getting scammed (she is a retard in general) but I still put the bulk of the blame on the scammer and not the scammee.
After enhancing the audio, it seems that his throat and nose are producing sounds reminiscent of flatulence, likely due to damage sustained from cocaine abuse.
He probably does emit foul flatulence from his mouth since he is a walking tub of shit.
 
Ralph has the chance to do the funniest thing.
Ralph would never because Nick and him are the only people willing to tolerate each other
After enhancing the audio, it seems that his throat and nose are producing sounds reminiscent of flatulence, likely due to damage sustained from cocaine abuse. But everyone can be their own judge.

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Nah. Nick's a gassy uncontrollable braphog now because his asshole got blown out by all the cock he took at hedo 2
 
BREAKING NEWS: NICK REKIETA FARTED ON STREAM!
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*ding-ding-ding-ding-ding*
WHOOOOOA, BUDDYYYYYY!
HE SHARTED! HE SHITS HIMSELF LIKE IDUBBBZ!
Did someone stretch out his asshole like Anisa did to iDubbbz with the strap-on? Is he gonna have to start wearing a diaper?
HE'S GONNA WEAR DIAPERS! WHOOOOOA, BUDDYYYYYY!
 
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