"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Legalize Asbestos said:
You have just outed yourselves as biological women, since every red-blooded man knows the sound a shotgun makes when you're playing soldier in elementary school is Chk-Chk or if you prefer to be cheeky: Chuck-Chuck
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Yes, but Chkchk is exclusively shotgun pump action.
Many other guns can make some nice clacking sounds.
I can prove I am a biological man because I play ss13, which geckogoy's server us going live in about an hour actually.

No women play ss13.

Instead, I am just biologically retarded.
 
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Legalize Asbestos said:
You have just outed yourselves as biological women, since every red-blooded man knows the sound a shotgun makes when you're playing soldier in elementary school is Chk-Chk or if you prefer to be cheeky: Chuck-Chuck
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You MUST be a biological woman trying to keep yourself from being outed. Everyone know the sound of a shotgun is "CRCLUNK.....Oh fuck, the shell got stuck. No, I can't get it out. How do I load this? Move the-...MOVE THE CAMERA. Oh Jeez, Kamala is gonna yell at me when this airs."
 
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Landlord: "Ok, I'm fine not knowing your work history, your previous addresses, and I'm not going to ask why you have a shit ton of computer equipment and no clothes. But to live on my property you have to get yourself a gun, I don't care what kind but preferably a shotgun. This one stipulation must be carried out within 6 weeks of your residence, if you can't meet this: get out."
Josh: "bet."
 
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I’ve been getting these RuneScape videos in recommended feed. So I figure I’ll share them for Josh’s enjoyment (no one else may enjoy). Assuming he hasn’t seen them already.

Edit: His sponsor is Adam&Eve, though.

 
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Null said:
Trump can kill someone on 5th Street if he gets rid of all the fucking Mexicans. Until a terf president is getting rid of all the fucking Mexicans I'm supporting Diddler Donald. Nothing else matters besides getting rid of the fucking Mexicans, the fucking Indians, and the fucking Arabs, and the fucking Somalis, and the fucking Haitians.
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At most he'll get rid of illegals. He's not getting rid of legal immigrants, green card holders or citizens. Hate to say it!
 
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I never stopped using the word 'retarded'

Even when called out by retards for using the word, I would calmly respond to their complaints by telling them firmly: "that's retarded".

Words can take on different meanings and nuances depending on their context. The word 'gay', for example, can describe an uncontainable euphoria that can only be resolved by abandoned frolicking. Or it can mean whatever Glenn Greenwald recently chose to share with the world. Or it can describe a state of exasperation that manifests whenever the host of this podcast fails to commence proceedings in a timely fashion. Of the examples provided, the latter is the purest distillation of the word ' gay'; very nearly it's Platonic form.

But I digress.. There is nothing wrong with being mentally disabled. It is certainly not desirable, but we must each play the hand we have been dealt. There is everything wrong with acting retarded when you are not retarded, Doing so makes you even more retarded then the genuinely retarded.

I look forward to having this post read back to me at my impending show trial for thought crimes.
 
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It's time to accept it, the legal system bends to his will @Null . When are you going to thank him for the shart that saved Bossman? Also, might as well give up on that bodycam footage and any hope of him facing consequences for violating his parole.

Anyways, wanted to know if you were proud of your son:
 
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slungus22 said:
Card's follow up
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Jewsh for future reference when you lie you gotta keep it extremely bare bones and move on as fast as possible. Could've gotten away with it by just saying 'listen, obviously I didn't never go on 4chan after I gave up on it, and for a while they loved posting this derpy horse all over the place and writing >derp derp derp.' But now you can't say that because you whipped up this whole story about a girl.

It's alright mang. You're bad at lying because you're not a liar at heart. Joshua Clopper Moon is a good man.
 
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GuntOfTheLitter said:
Card's Columbo bit was pretty good. It is a little unscrupulous of him to start pandering to people like us after claiming to be a leftist community organizer and all.
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The entire "leftist community organizer" thing is a bit and he's playing a character. This man is a CHUD. Once he did the pregnant Anne Frank dogwhistle video this was pretty apparent to me.
 
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slungus22 said:
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Card is retarded. I was around back then and Null is right, the shit was huge even in the first couple seasons to the point people were painting their cars as ponies.

This for example is an archive from 2013 of some kid coming out to his dad as a Brony which means the original was probably closer to 2011, which Card claims is impossible.


Null said:
okay I will respond to card's allegations, I do have an alibi....
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Fucking brony! Everyone point and laugh at the brony.
 
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