Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 14.8%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 108 24.9%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 79 18.2%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 176 40.6%
  • Total voters
    433
Balldo's Gate said:
BREAKING NEWS: NICK REKIETA FARTED ON STREAM!
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Update: Rekieta has admitted to the flatulence incident. He first liked this comment from his stream yesterday

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He says this has happened "tons of times"

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Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears said:
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Why the fuck is his tie tied like this? Why can he not dress himself like a normal human being?
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There's not a single task Nick can't use to prove to everyone in sight that he's a mental midget. Where I'm from, it's mandatory for high schoolers to wear ties everyday; he's being mogged by millions of retarded, TikTok-addicted zoomers. Pathetic!
 
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AnOminous said:
It's sort of like "umami." It sounds pretentious and sort of is since it just means "savory," but it's mainly a loan word because Japanese already had a name for this basic flavor that had a really specific meaning. "Savory" is kind of vague and you have to specify you mean that flavor you get with shrooms, fish sauce, yeast, miso, kombu, Parmigiano Reggiano, etc.
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I'm lazy when I cook, that meaning, I don't do a lot of fancy shit or pretend I'm hot shit; I do lazy cooking because it's simple and gets the job done. At the same time, I don't watch a lot of TV, but when I'm on the road and in hotels; for some reason, the Cooking Channel is something I'll have on for background noise... and I swear those people just word salad shit together to sound intelligent. I'm sure there is some sort of rational thought or whatever in what they say; but a lot of the cooking competition shows, I'm sure the judges huff their own farts. Fieri's Diner's Drive-Ins and Dives is pretty entertaining though.

But that being said, I'm a retard who specializes in hard boiled eggs because I'm that fucking lazy when it comes to cooking, so fuck what I know.
 
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Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears said:
Why the fuck is his tie tied like this? Why can he not dress himself like a normal human being?
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I didn't even notice the tie at first over everything else that is wrong. You could look at this picture a thousand times and still find something new and wrong, like is he wearing a lot of eyeliner or are his eyes just that sunken in, the weird flesh colored suit shorts, the entire situation around the belt, I don't know how you'd come up with a less appealing picture honestly, and that's just Nick.
 
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Melty Butter said:
Oh hey! We got the whole pic. EVS sent it to Keanu. She's live right now and showed it.
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Heels confirmed.
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Okay, I'm going to (attempt to) list everything wrong this photo. Ready? Go:

  1. What the fuck is wrong with outfit?
    1. Why is wearing a pink shirt, with pink shorts, a pink tie, and reddish shoes? He may as well wear a pink jumpsuit. I'm not going to knock a man for wearing pink shirt, as I look good in a pink shirt. But with pink shorts, a pink tie, and red shoes, he looks like he has a fun night of clubbing at the Gay 90s ahead of him. He should be careful, he's a definitely a twink and not a bear.
    2. I really fucking hate the combination of shorts with a collared shirt and tie. It makes him look like a school boy. Combined with his facial expression and the fact that Kayla looks way older, this may be some weird teacher rapey kink.
    3. Why is tie tied wrong? He was once a lawyer, I know for a fact that he knows how to tie a tie. It looks horrible
    4. It's hard to tell from the angle, but I don't think his shirt is tucked in all the way
    5. Why is he wearing eye-liner? He's wearing more makeup than April and Kayla.
  2. I know that he's squatting like because he's really tall, and it's the only way April and Kayla can reach his cheeks and make that pose, but it looks ridiculous. It looks like he's about to take a shit, which considering the recent sharting incident means that he might have. There very well may be a brown stain on his cute little short shorts.
  3. Why is he making that face? I know that it's supposed to be like a "shocked" face but it doesn't capture the raw masculine energy you would want if you were taking this type of photo. If I were in this photo, I would either be smiling normally or trying (and failing) to make a "cool guy" face.
  4. April's and Kayla's dresses don't match and color. They're both wearing white shoes and red dresses, but Kayla's is a very dark red, which does look good and April's wearing pinkish red, which looks less good imo. They both have transparent sleeves, so obviously they coordinated, and I presume that they bought matching dresses for this photo shoot, so why don't they match?
  5. Who took this photo? I really hope it was Aaron, and not one of the kids. Maybe there exists a version of this photo wear Aaron is in the middle, if this was taken before the Qover was over.
  6. Where was this photo taken? Could be his front yard, or a public park. Hopefully, families and children didn't see this shit.
I hope I got everything.

Edit: Fixing typos and shit.
 
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Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears said:
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Why the fuck is his tie tied like this? Why can he not dress himself like a normal human being?

Also, Kayla looks so rough here. The sunken cheeks and bony arms are very #thinspo.
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A few thoughts...
  1. It's last spring/summer, post arrest, which... why would I be surprised? They all went to a tat convention together... but their 5 children had been taken away. It's still rather mind-boggling that they were carrying on like this.
  2. It's a pretty funny pic. If it weren't for the 8 kids involved, I'd laugh.
  3. Nick's still proud. He sent it to EVS a couple days ago.
 
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Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears said:
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Why the fuck is his tie tied like this? Why can he not dress himself like a normal human being?

Also, Kayla looks so rough here. The sunken cheeks and bony arms are very #thinspo.
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john marston said:
What the fuck is wrong with outfit?
  1. Why is wearing a pink shirt, with pink shorts, a pink tie, and reddish shoes? He may as well wear a pink jumpsuit. I'm not going to knock a man for wearing pink shirt, as I look good in a pink shirt. But with pink shorts, a pink tie, and red shoes, he looks like he has a fun night of clubbing at the Gay 90s ahead of him. He should be careful, he's a definitely a twink and not a bear.
  2. I really fucking hate the combination of shorts with a collared shirt and tie. It makes him look like a school boy. Combined with his facial expression and the fact that Kayla looks way older, this may be some weird teacher rapey kink.
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The only thing I can think of, is Nick is so arrogant he thinks he is above traditional style. So he did his tie like that to be 'bold' and 'stylistic' like a movie star or music star. Basically styling yourself like a retard because you are mega-famous and have mega-money so you do what you want and people have to say you avant-garde fashion sense. Problem is, Nick isn't a movie star, and he doesn't have mega-money or mega-fame so he is just a retard.
 
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