Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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According to the OP, he does.
Jack’s CPAP was in frame in their old bedroom back at fatland court in Mansker Farms.

It’s the same model I have.

Now the question is if Jack is using it or not. IMO it’s occasional and when he is at his most animated. Like last Saturday when he did three livestreams and I speculated that he was all jacked up on prednisone or something, He also had benefited from a good nights sleep for once and not falling asleep on the fartcouch listening to Newsmax
 
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Jack has been sperging out all day

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Again to reiterate this fat idiot enjoyed people getting run over by cars yet pretends to be a kind christian

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Jack has been sperging out all day

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Again to reiterate this fat idiot enjoyed people getting run over by cars yet pretends to be a kind christian

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He's such a faggot thinking this is all AI generated.

But then he also doesn't understand what cloning actually is.

Is he really trying to walk back his "LA is burning to the ground" mindset by blaming AI?
Not necessarily. AI is becoming his big boogeyman.
 
Though Josh won't like it, I can see the "AI-generated clips of Jack stroking out while fucking a hamburger and strangling his son" arc of this thread on the horizon.

That reminds me: Did anyone else follow Bruce's Fucking Food Reviews when he was active? For any who are unacquainted:

 
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I don’t know about you gaiz, but I’m ready for more F as in Chuck on Sunday.

I hope that chat directs him to ask Jack who Jim Traynor is.

I hope cousin Jimmy has a nice Father’s Day. Jack called Jimmy “father of the year” for not being a great dad during formative years. Which was a dick move by Jack. So I hope that Jimmy denies Jack his time in favor of his offspring. Meanwhile , Jack raised a Jewish “dude weed lmao” wigger-hippie expat, and a dumb closeted racist wigger that married the first “pick me” that he could kiss. Jack is a terrible, violent father. And should be forced to eat crow by his audience and family.

Though Josh won't like it, I can see the "AI-generated clips of Jack stroking out while fucking a hamburger and strangling his son" arc of this thread on the horizon.

That reminds me: Did anyone else used to follow Bruce's Fucking Food Reviews? For any unacquainted:

Man he made that pizza his little bitch. This is so weird.(:_(


Edit: happy Father’s Day everyone except Jack and Chuck, and soon to be Joonyer, and the mailman that spawned them with Jack’s mom,
 
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Jack needed another day to feel good about himself. I hope Garret has a great day and Jack has another stroke. I'm cooking my super great world famous baby backs for Poppa Basso because that's what he wants. Since he never choked me out (probably should have and or deserved it a few times lol) I'm cooking them for him. Despite it being raining I'll tough it on the grill.

Jack will sit in pooped in XXXXXXXL gym shorts watching blues clues and gooing like a retarded toddler until Tammy brings him more chex mix (don't worry it's covered in bacos so it's carnivore).

Jr. will spend the day calling Children niggers on Call of Duty preparing himself for parent hood. If they weren't all pure trash this would be sad.
 
I am always in search of the best ways to make coffee. I have yet to find the perfect at-home formula, but I've been experimenting with the extremes. I've tried a little butter and salt to cut black coffee. A dollop of vanilla ice cream (instead of milk) on Fridays. Mixing a little bit of coffee with a little bit of tea. Granted, I'm insane, so.
Black.
Any additives is just lip gloss. If you pee standing up, take it black.

Call me a sweet summer child but I am shocked at how unattractive Tammy was. (I know that's not nice to say about people but she, like Jack, has long been quite ugly on the inside [as one must be to stand by a man after he strangles his own child], so whatever.) I always figured she was probably kind of cute in her day. But she looks like a male Olympian from the '70s. Like this but worse: oddly bland-featured.
I too dislike making fun of a woman's appearance...but yeah. Call-me-Caitlynn lookin' ass.
However, Jack fell HARD off that cliff of hideousness after high school. It's like Godjesus flipped a switch. When I saw his high school pics I was shocked. How did that turn into...THIS.
 
“Ronald Reagan was probably the last president that was liked by both sides.” - Serious statement from a man with memories from the Reagan years.
That piece of shit was responsible for the explosion in homeless populations due to the destruction of insane asylums, thus being responsible in part for how amazing the Cultist Coast is. He also was responsible for some serious gun grabbing bullshit.

Not shocked the hyperpartisan mushbrain is dumb enough to think everyone liked Reagan; just absolute toddler brain who just chases Rs without knowing shit. Ignore the people who hated him as much as they hated Maggie Thatcher. Ignore the people who to this day blame a lot of things on his trickle-down economics.
 
That piece of shit was responsible for the explosion in homeless populations due to the destruction of insane asylums, thus being responsible in part for how amazing the Cultist Coast is. He also was responsible for some serious gun grabbing bullshit.

Not shocked the hyperpartisan mushbrain is dumb enough to think everyone liked Reagan; just absolute toddler brain who just chases Rs without knowing shit. Ignore the people who hated him as much as they hated Maggie Thatcher. Ignore the people who to this day blame a lot of things on his trickle-down economics.
Fatty can't comprehend anything other than his own point of view. If there weren't so many protests against Trump, he'd say Trump is beloved by all
 
Is he really trying to walk back his "LA is burning to the ground" mindset by blaming AI?
It's not surprising, but it's interesting to watch him flip-flop without acknowledging it.

Off-hand, he could have saved face by saying "AI is getting scary; it even fooled me, Jack Scalfani, and I know a lot about tech from being in the entertainment business [OBJ] [OBJ]."

The question is, did Jack forget his earlier statements, or is he hoping his audience did?
 
Fatty can't comprehend anything other than his own point of view. If there weren't so many protests against Trump, he'd say Trump is beloved by all
He probably believes that on some level, he always says hate for his daddy is because of brainwashing, or that it's all paid/generated by AI.
 
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