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Supposedly Mia Hamm got married to a lesbian coworker named "Stephanie Bustcakes" and they both lived a long life off of their massive incomes, tribbing like bonobos.
Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery
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i can see chris living by a roller coaster
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If Chris was in on it, then it would not be AI since that would make no sense. And Chris isn't a good enough actor to rage like that at the end.
I am still unsure, but leaning towards it being real due to the name matching the airport audio. Leaning like 65/35 towards it being real.
As bad as Chris is, hookers regularly fuck clients far grosser and weirder than Chris.
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I'm back with some good and bad news. The good news is that I'm certain the photo was taken at Linnanmäki judging by the white and brown structure in the background. The bad news is that I can't date the photo properly.
For starters, the area where I think the photo was taken is no longer open to the public. Street View shows a small Angry Birds playground behind Tulireki ride that doesn't exist anymore, because it was demolished to make way for the Taiga rollercoaster.
Mr. Varis suggests that the ride in the photo is not in fact Taiga, but Vonkaputous, the water roller coaster that was closed in October 2017. Taiga opened in 2019.
Still to do: find out when Linnanmäki updated their sign. It was after 2001 and before 2010.
The closest we could get to match the angle.
What stopped us.
Here's a map indicating where the closed gate is (red) and where we took the pictures (yellow). The green line is the outer fence. We hiked up to the tower too, but couldn't see the park sign from there.
Screenshots of Google Earth from 2017 and 2023 (because 2024 and 2025 snaps were trash) for comparison.
What stopped us.
Here's a map indicating where the closed gate is (red) and where we took the pictures (yellow). The green line is the outer fence. We hiked up to the tower too, but couldn't see the park sign from there.
Screenshots of Google Earth from 2017 and 2023 (because 2024 and 2025 snaps were trash) for comparison.
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The photo's taken during one of Chris's trips. This means the photo's either from between April to late May 2024, late September to October 2024, December 2024 to January 2025 or April to mid May 2025. Judging from the fact that the table specifically contains things that Chris uses at that current time since it's the streaming room and changes it quite often, plus the fact it has that postcard, I suspect it's from the last trip.
Chris wasn't to Finland during the summer yet so it doesn't help us, but the trees appear to have lost their leaves, so that narrows it down slightly. Not exactly sure on how it works in Finland though.
The bright orange might very well come from that area over there.
Even the shading works out. It's very likely that this was the exact area this was taken at. Just behind that gate. Therefore, we'd need to learn when that gate was put into place. I wouid do it myself, but the issue there is that I suck at Finnish.
From Google Maps...hmmm Mind you, this is from 2017.
All five locations in Finland that Chris got spotted at. This includes Pasillan Kmarket, Tripla, Redi, Arabia and the Linnanmaki. Idk if it means anything though.
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@Varis he’s wearing a t-shirt. Isn’t the time period where someone can just wear a t-shirt pretty narrow in Finland?
Wikipedo says the outdoor part of the park is open from May through the third week of October.
Wikipedo says the outdoor part of the park is open from May through the third week of October.
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Therefore, this narrows it down to his second and fourth trip. Still betting this is from his most recent trip. Maybe that's also where he got that postcard from?
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Another pic from Google Earth. The gate is in place in 2018.Even the shading works out. It's very likely that this was the exact area this was taken at. Just behind that gate. Therefore, we'd need to learn when that gate was put into place. I wouid do it myself, but the issue there is that I suck at Finnish.
From Google Maps...hmmm Mind you, this is from 2017.
We chatted up the Tulireki ride manager, who told us that the area is closed off because it is directly underneath Taiga. The orange you see is from the roofs of the concession stands you posted.
From May to September, IMO. People from Lapland can tolerate the cold a bit longer.
I'm just not entirely convinced that the person in the picture is Chris. I see an unknown person and possibly the back of a stranger's head.
If you need me to try another angle, let me know. The admission is free and I can just walk in whenever the park is open.
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About the apparent postcard:
After a bit of a search I found there is a company called Avillion or "Avillion of Universal Insight", they don't seem to operate anywhere in Finland however on the 10th of May they attended an event in Lynchburg Virginia called Festival of Light where they offered aura photography (Sorry to post links off site images but I am using an .onion browser and it's acting wonky):
Here is an example of the booklet they sell as part of the "Aura Photograph with Personal Chakra Report", as you can see it's very similar to the one Chris posted:
After a bit of a search I found there is a company called Avillion or "Avillion of Universal Insight", they don't seem to operate anywhere in Finland however on the 10th of May they attended an event in Lynchburg Virginia called Festival of Light where they offered aura photography (Sorry to post links off site images but I am using an .onion browser and it's acting wonky):
Here is an example of the booklet they sell as part of the "Aura Photograph with Personal Chakra Report", as you can see it's very similar to the one Chris posted:
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That's it. That's what the postcard is all about. The text is the exact same.
So Chris returned to the US prior to the 10th and was at the Festival of Light, as also confirmed by the date on the postcard. This still, however, means Chris was in Finland in May, due to the fact we have this photo from the amusement park, which only opens on the 1st of May.
Also an update, he spent at least $45 on this. $90 if he also had a reading, but I am just factoring in the $45.
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When the ween distorted their voice, it also distorts the whole audio spectrum. Hence when he spoke the noise was gone. The the issue is that the whole thing is edited and clipped shorter to hell and back. From my experience, the histogram does show it is a human voice. I do belive her name could be auli.
But also from my experience random revelations cannot be trusted.
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Well, Caden is wrong, so naturally his gravitational force has been drawing in weens and Flutter keeps them in orbit by flying Chris out to Finland for no particular reason.
I mean if they're not even dating what's the fucking point?
Unless you're my very dearest friend, I'm not dropping mf 5 grand for a round trip flight or whatever the fuck it is.
Nothing against Finland but there's no feasible reason for Chris to be there unless he's getting boned and that would be the most deplorable thing in a human being could do even if they need the money.
Weens are retarded but Chris and Flutter's relationship makes no goddamn sense.
Yeah I suppose money but it doesn't even really look like flutter needs the money.
There's got to be something more. She must be desperately in love with Chris or something. And Chris is just desperate for anyone. I'm not sure but there's got to be something very mentally unhinged about Flutter.
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100%. She reached out to Chris, after he was outed as raping his own mom, to start a relationship. She also feeds his jesus delusions. She's a severely fucked up individual
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This is the first time in a long time Chris has been at a theme park, if he ever was to one. That's something mainly young couples do, and mostly as a tease before a heavy breeding session. So...uhhhh
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Like fuck, do we even want to know who Futter is?
Maybe Chris's doing us a favor by keeping her a secret.
I've no doubt she's quite intelligent but now I'm questioning in what way.
I've run out of patience to be honest.
I think Zeusy, the Moomin Kiwis and anyone else who has contributed who is not a ween or retard are phenomenal. Thank you.
But guys, is there ever going to be an end game or do you think we'll be here another 20 years?
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She deserves to get doxed just like anyone who touches the poop. She's likely worthy of a lolcow thread herself given her love of mother rapists
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Ah dear Hulk Hogan, she may be a very sick individual.
I mean she contacted a "person" who allegedly raped his mother while they were locked away.
The more I think about it the more scared I kind of get.
And we know Chris will take just about anyone despite his criteria.
If a sane, normal girl will have nothing to do with Chris, a nerdy girl who has some concerning hobbies like Megan will at least tolerate Chris, and the only other person who will go in with him is a hooker or his own deranged mother, how deranged could Flutter herself be?
Just a thought. Would make for an interesting movie though
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Plot twist,
The Roaring Knight.
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Yeah there is definitely something genetic that left her with the size of a hobbit and the face of a cabbage patch kid, and it certainly could have also caused mental conditions that lead to abnormal behavior.
Why else would you mail a literal motherfucker in jail who is also convinced they are an anime CPU goddess, a modified Pokemon and the very re-incarnation of Jesus Christ and then start a relationship from Finland with him?
I assume medical files are as tightly sealed in Finland as they are in any civilized Western country, so public searching mental clinics in Finland for women under 40 named Auli aren't likely to get results but anyone with an inside track to the Finnish health system might have a chance with such a search.