🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[S.C.U.D.]

Kind of cute moment happening where Drench offered to make Arye eggs, and Arye instead asks if she can teach him how to make eggs instead. So now she is taking him through it step by step, telling him he is doing great etc. It shows how incapable Arye is though

A 27 year old man having to be taught how to make scrambled eggs is incredibly grim.

ETA: his posture:

 

[Rango Dango]

Last edit I swear: Direnc is now teaching Aryeh how to cook, he gained a lot of trust in her after she lectured him on food safety. New allies???

Unironically, Da Wench and Darklord might be my favorite people this cast. Da Wench seems fun to hang out with and Daniel was fucking based with the photos.

 

[Lady Rackets thong]

 

[Halloween23]

Why do the autistic guys always walk around with no socks on? Jimmy did the same shit. So gross.

 

[Rango Dango]

Jin said he's only read assigned reading - "all of Shakespear", Animal Farm and Lord of Flies.
Direnc said her favourite book is Brave New World.

 

[BelUwUga]

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posture check

The real question is what is his Stand?

 

[BinaricHate]

Aryeh is enjoying a breakfast of champions right now, a banana, some cold leftover chicken(?) that he had to scrape out of the pot, and some tortilla chips. He's a loud eater.
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Edit: he also grabbed some snacks from yesterday and is munching on those. Dude can eat.

Edit 2: his feet are...not great.
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Direnc is downstairs now, she says the upstairs toilet is fucked up (because Damniel put the doll in the tank) but has made no effort to diagnose the problem let alone try to fix it. Aryeh offers her some day-old chicken and she says "don't eat that" after he's already had like 3 or 4 pieces. He said he's already been eating it and "it's really good" and she's lecturing him on foodborne illnesses.
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Aryeh said he wishes TTS was on because TTS would have warned him not to eat the chicken. I'm not sure about that.
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Last edit I swear: Direnc is now teaching Aryeh how to cook, he gained a lot of trust in her after she lectured him on food safety. New allies???
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camwhore dirench is no more. Welcome the new and improved tradwife tard wrangler Dirench. TWU.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Freddy is up, he barely remembers anything from last night, he only has a vague recollection of his New York rant and seemingly nothing else. He doesn't know why he has a black eye and everybody is telling him he fell (nobody saw Sam kick him).

 

[Mr Sister]

Freddy is up, he barely remembers anything from last night, he only has a vague recollection of his New York rant and seemingly nothing else. He doesn't know why he has a black eye and everybody is telling him he fell (nobody saw Sam kick him).

You basically typed exactly what I was going to, so here's a picture of him instead

 

[M4dnessind4h34d]

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Damn, bro went from normal looking w.e he is. To your typical Mexican working at discount tire.

 

[Lady Rackets thong]

You basically typed exactly what I was going to, so here's a picture of him instead
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pretty sure sam kicked him on the other side of his face. that may have been from when he fell (after he was kicked)

 

[Mörkö]

Ok I’m also hopping on di wrench train, camwhores are great conversationalists. Also Aryeh loudly talking over everyone to explain cartoon episodes is cracking me up.

 

[ackack99]

Ok I’m also hopping on di wrench train, camwhores are great conversationalists. Also Aryeh loudly talking over everyone to explain cartoon episodes is cracking me up.

shes easily the most likeable woman. she has potential to go far. people only dislike her because she looks weird + camwhore.

 

[Karen Horney]

Freddy offered to make Rachel eggs and nobody else. Toxic power couple going strong!

Meanwhile


These are my two favorite pairings, not in a romantic sense but both their dynamics are so fun to watch.

 

[Rango Dango]

 

[ackack99]

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[sum ting wong]

Ben came up and announced that each morning they'll have this empty newspaper that the fish are supposed to fill in.


My contribution:

 

[ackack99]

bro, they need a Put Rachel Away fishtoy. shes hijacking this whole segment and just screaming uncontrollably to make herself the center of attention.

i saw someone on twitter point out how shes more like the female boogie2988 than the female Fatty... a fat, attention whoring, victim playing narcissist. the only reason i want her to stick around is because she might be one of the only ones production can effectively gaslight, especially with how much she kisses their ass and acts in debt to them. and eventually i want to see her get fucked with in a big way (hassled, even)

 

[neger psykolog]

...
From November, 2024:

It would be really funny and interesting if the last 3-4 fish were paid out rewards or take home money based on how many viewers the show got instead of just the allure of the grand prize--the idea being that they would have like a live viewer count in each room and act to eliminate the most boring contestants first.

Would make things a bit more reactive too and also allow production to gaslilght them about certain stupid things. Even if they weren't being gaslit it would also be hilarious because it would raise questions like "why is burt's room getting all the views when he's just sitting in bed?" and I could imagine the comedy of the contestants constantly interrupting his gooning sessions and not understanding what is going on

They'd also modify their behavior a bit based upon it.

Come to think of it, that's actually a change they could make to pivot it more into fishtank zone and also make guests like Fatty and Frank be more palatable.

I guess its not a view count specifically and looks like it is probably endorsements from fishtank.live but the concept is near enough the same. Will be interesting to see if they use it for gaslighting.

 

[skrod]

Why do the autistic guys always walk around with no socks on? Jimmy did the same shit. So gross.

Jon and TJ did it too. I think brian and shinji also did but they aren't autistic. Shinji at least is Japanese so it makes sense. At a certain point sam forced TJ to wear shoes. I agree, it's very gay and disgusting. Put on some socks nigga.