Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.9%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 25.5%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 64 17.2%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 147 39.4%
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I'd like to take this opportunity to wish the other dads in this thread a very Happy Father's day.

May you never physcally abuse your sons at the chiropractors office
Sell your (our) wife's nudes to your law fabclub and drag her unwillingly into a polycule
Abandon your mistress in your cokehouse with no wifi
And never give your 10 year old daughter cocaine
 
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AnOminous said:
Exactly what you don't want in a stroganoff. Imo anything other than as a steak is wasteful and retarded.
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Even if it wasn't ridiculously wasteful, those recipes are designed around the cheaper, tougher cuts of meat that have lots of collagen and connective tissue in them. It's just culinary illiteracy to go using expensive cuts of wagyu for such a purpose. I'd raise an eyebrow even if it was one of those big deal michelin starred experimental cooks like Heston Blumenthal or Ferran Adria. If it's Rekieta, you know he's just jizzing his money into the saucepan in place of reading a fucking recipe book.
 
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Vibralldo said:
I also think Nick has an additional fetish for and generally enjoys embarrassing other people and crossing their boundaries. Like talking about Redo of Healer to Josh, Brittany Venti, asking Rittenhouse if he likes dick girls, etc.
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Bingo. Nick doesn’t hate boundaries, he has all sorts of boundaries that he has retarded shitfits over if you cross. What Nick loves is transgressing. He loves indulging in taboo. If someone finds something objectionable he loves being the one to do that objectionable thing. It’s literally the only reason he’s ever called himself a libertarian.

Along that line of reasoning, I’m willing to call Nick an ephebophile. He has a bunch of associations with people who play it fast and loose with the age of consent, and Nick gets off on crossing the line. You ask him who his favorite pornstars are and he can instantly recall all the ones that play up their underage appearance. He self inserts himself into American Beauty. He’s beyond pornsick.

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I'd rather pizza casserole than slop that Nick thinks is fancy because he watched a clickbait YouTube video that says a5 wagyu is the best because it's expensive and has fat that melts like butter when you touch it.
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Kurt cooks like white trash. Nick cooks like white trash with money. I’d sooner eat anything that was cooked in Kurt’s home, because at least I’d be much more sure he didn’t jizz in it or get it cross contaminated with cocaine.
 
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RotPockets said:
She was sick of having to pick up all the murky Toe-based jellyfish plopping out of Lord Balldo’s dipes, while he half-jokingly asks her to piss on his rash from the “sting”.
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There’s like a 100% likelihood that he creeped on her at one point.

Not sure if it was an inappropriate conversation about his relationship/sexlife with Kayla (“If only she was more like you! We have a good time, I’m FUN, right?”), trying to get her drunk, or some kind of gross, “fun” sexy costume for Halloween.

But creeped on she was. I guarantee it. And not just because she is young and attractive, Nick also seems to have an irresistible corruption-drive.

A young, godly woman? The thought of introducing her to drugs and hedonism likely made Nick so hard, that he didn’t need the balldo.

Shagedan said:
Bingo. Nick doesn’t hate boundaries, he has all sorts of boundaries that he has retarded shitfits over if you cross. What Nick loves is transgressing. He loves indulging in taboo. If someone finds something objectionable he loves being the one to do that objectionable thing. It’s literally the only reason he’s ever called himself a libertarian.

Along that line of reasoning, I’m willing to call Nick an ephebophile. He has a bunch of associations with people who play it fast and loose with the age of consent, and Nick gets off on crossing the line. You ask him who his favorite pornstars are and he can instantly recall all the ones that play up their underage appearance. He self inserts himself into American Beauty. He’s beyond pornsick.
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Right on!

As I said previously. Nick may not be a straight up pedophile. But he’d 100% fuck a 14 year old. Not because of an attraction to kids, but because he gets off to transgressions and corruption.

See also: The balldo. He couldn’t just mention it once as a joke. He just HAD to go into detail about it, letting everyone know that he used and it was “great!” And yes prude! His scrotum was in fact inside his wife’s vagina! What of it?
 
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Swole McPole said:
Even if it wasn't ridiculously wasteful, those recipes are designed around the cheaper, tougher cuts of meat that have lots of collagen and connective tissue in them
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Nope. Stroganoff, at least the modern version, is a lean meat dish - mainly fillet mignon - with cream made for the noblesse at the time. It´s not that at all.
 
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BearInThaWoods said:
I'd like to take this opportunity to wish the other dads in this thread a very Happy Father's day.

May you never physcally abuse your sons at the chiropractors office
Sell your (our) wife's nudes to your law fabclub and drag her unwillingly into a polycule
Abandon your mistress in your cokehouse with no wifi
And never give your 10 year old daughter cocaine
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After lunch my mom and I started talking about the recent Rekieta drama, eventually I had to explain what the "Balldo" was (since she refuses to believe it's real), my long suffering dad, sighed, got up out of his chair and just walked out.

Be good to your dads Kiwis.
 
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Shagedan said:
Bingo. Nick doesn’t hate boundaries, he has all sorts of boundaries that he has retarded shitfits over if you cross. What Nick loves is transgressing. He loves indulging in taboo. If someone finds something objectionable he loves being the one to do that objectionable thing. It’s literally the only reason he’s ever called himself a libertarian.

Along that line of reasoning, I’m willing to call Nick an ephebophile. He has a bunch of associations with people who play it fast and loose with the age of consent, and Nick gets off on crossing the line. You ask him who his favorite pornstars are and he can instantly recall all the ones that play up their underage appearance. He self inserts himself into American Beauty. He’s beyond pornsick.


Kurt cooks like white trash. Nick cooks like white trash with money. I’d sooner eat anything that was cooked in Kurt’s home, because at least I’d be much more sure he didn’t jizz in it or get it cross contaminated with cocaine.
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Kurt cooks like a fat white guy.

So it'd look questionable, be terrible for you, but probably taste good.
 
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Fapcop said:
Friendly reminder: Nick also cooks slop.

The biggest difference is that Kurt’s kitchen is far less messy, and you can sit and chill with him while eating, without hearing gross sex stories.
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“Okay but the empty whiskey bottles in Nick’s kitchen is an art project and the doors off the bottom sink is a memorial. Its lived in and it’s real and it’s not some fat incel loser place”

🥃:really:
 
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Shagedan said:
Kurt cooks like white trash. Nick cooks like white trash with money. I’d sooner eat anything that was cooked in Kurt’s home, because at least I’d be much more sure he didn’t jizz in it or get it cross contaminated with cocaine.
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Given a choice to eat Nick slop or Kurt slop I would open a can of spaghettios.
 
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Sloppa said:
I know people like Mama K, she's the wrong kind of person to piss off Nick. Someone I worked with dealt with a horrible boss the way, by patiently and systematically recording his every transgression against his staff. In the end she got him fired, He was a Consultant Doctor, she delivered trollies of meals.
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she's a woman, thats the best kind of person to piss off Nick, also how does your story relates to Nick? are you really comapring him to a doctor who might get fired becasue someone who just points out how retarded he is?
 
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