Roketsune / Darosne / Christian Crawford / Field Marshal Crappenburg - Pedophile Activist Furry, Kiwi Farms Member, Verbose Cunt, Furry Drama Investigator

[Purple Man]

Given even pants shitting babyfurs have got jobs at Walmart, I wouldn't say no one would hire him, but I doubt he's employed.

I was referring to the middle school teacher position, not just any job. He can rot in retail for all I care.

He's said before that he's never gotten negative reactions about his clothing choices, but I believe that's because people probably think he's a sped and want to be nice.

Seeing a clown on the street might brighten someone's day. But it could be a different story if that clown was holding a sign "I'm a pedofile". Guess how many people would be nice to him?

 

[r00]

No matter what, the only thing he will prove is what a degenerate he is. If your life goal is to "one-up" a bunch of unlikeable miscreants on the internet, you're just pathetic.

His motives are just too bizarre to comprehend. I feel like no matter what happens in his life, he's still going to think he won. If a pigeon shit on his coat he would act like he'd predicted the pigeon's strategies and chose to get shit on.

 

[OtterParty]

does anyone know if he ever had lip piercings or neon blue hair

if this isn't in his past it's definitely his future

 

[Pointless Pedant]

In the metal fandom there's a running joke that people with ear gauges are douchebag deathcore kids who try to start fights at shows and make a nuisance of themselves.

The association with furries somehow made gauges even trashier.

 

[AnOminous]

does anyone know if he ever had lip piercings or neon blue hair

if this isn't in his past it's definitely his future

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And then everyone in the court stood up and applauded.

Still, I want to believe.

 

[Melkor]

Did you see his photos? He looks like a fruit basket came to life. Nobody's going to hire his sorry ass. He's doing it only to get our response, to get that glorified (in his own mind) title of public kiwi enemy no. 1.
I'd say he's running out of options to stay relevant.

But hey, I'm all in for doxing the shit out of him, his family, and then letting them know who this douchecannoe truly is.

I mean, Christian James Crawford can't hide forever...

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

His motives are just too bizarre to comprehend. I feel like no matter what happens in his life, he's still going to think he won. If a pigeon shit on his coat he would act like he'd predicted the pigeon's strategies and chose to get shit on.

He'd be like Joseph Joestar, only more r.etarded and with a fursuit.

 

[GS 281]

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Either way, you are an astonishingly trollable and obsessed person. You seem to exist just to argue about pedophilia or talk about children.

It seems Ryan Loomis isn't the only lolcow who talks to himself on the internet.

 

[Melkor]

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They should get married. The perfect couple, both being kiddy diddling degenerates.

 

[Florence]

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Paedo slapfight! Paedo slapfight!

 

[sbm1990]

Paedo slapfight! Paedo slapfight!

Let em fight to the death!

 

[SlothInAMilkCrate]

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Pot, meet Kettle.

 

[Jaiman]

 

[Florence]

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"Flamboyant femboy troll"
He couldn't troll his way out of a wet paper bag.

 

[Melkor]

... yeah, that ain't a femboy.

 

[An Ghost]

"im not trying to be a purely respectable advocate"
his ENTIRE mission was to first be accepted as a well respected member of the community. and then say 'hey pedo furs are people too, remember how cool i am?' But you're right @Roketsune I have no respect for you anyway.

 

[Begemot]

"im not trying to be a purely respectable advocate"
his ENTIRE mission was to first be accepted as a well respected member of the community. and then say 'hey pedo furs are people too, remember how cool i am?' But you're right @Roketsune I have no respect for you anyway.

LOL This paedo can't get over his obsession with kiwifarms. But the trollshielding won't work anymore and now he's scared. Sad.

 

[AnOminous]

"im not trying to be a purely respectable advocate"
his ENTIRE mission was to first be accepted as a well respected member of the community. and then say 'hey pedo furs are people too, remember how cool i am?'

A trick which has never worked in the history of halal.

 

[Begemot]

A trick which has never worked in the history of halal.

There was a weird disconnect between the attitude he had earlier and the sheer certainty that 'virtuous' paedophillia would somehow, against reading all the history here, be accepted as just a 'quirk'. I think guys like this see us as edgelords instead of half of us typically being disgusted at lolcow degenerates.