Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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More insanity from Sarah.
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More insanity from Sarah.

WTF is that pose? Looks like something from a cookie cutter yaoi manga about some noble railing his servant. :lol:

Superpowered sped face activated! Also, her rolls runneth over her too tight shorts. The socks are from her Roxas cosplay. Always have to get at least one piece of cosplay in there. I hope she didn't wear that getup to the Father's Day dinner. Imagine the embarrassment of her family and everyone at the restaurant.

"I don't have as dark or red of skin or blue of eyes". Literally what? Her parents aren't dark skinned last I've checked. If they are red it's probably because of the sun. Debbie has likely never seen a drop of sunscreen in her life and the men of her dad's generation aren't exactly rushing out to stock up on Coppertone.

I remember that pic of her parents when they were young. Pixy looks like a very unfortunate combo of both her mom and dad. I can't remember what Scott looks like. But I think all the good genes went to Kris. I think we may see a resurgence of "I'm not white" in the future. Pixy is getting more and more delusional about herself to begin with. Now she has a rediscovered fascination with writing terrible Japanese. She already brought up Windchime-sama awhile back. She wishes she were adopted. She thinks she doesn't look a thing like her parents. She hates being white now. But how long before she doubts that too? Her sanity isn't going to get any better. She's becoming obsessed with Japan again and that has never been healthy for her.
 
I hope she didn't wear that getup to the Father's Day dinner.
The seating looks like it's from the waiting area of a restaurant.

I'm in awe of this outfit. I don't think an actual man would wear this to go to the mailbox, let alone in public. Every element is sloppy and mismatched. The longer you look, the better/worse it gets.
 
Jesus Christ. Her parents have just given up at this point if they let her go out to eat with them (or was it just dad?) dressed like that AND she made one of them take her photo so she can post her embarrassing getup online.

I noticed she has been looking paler lately, and she's probably avoiding the sun more (or finally wearing sunscreen :optimistic:) and memory hole-ing the fact that only a year or so ago she was frying herself to be tanned like Sora/Roxas. Moron doesn't remember that she likely looked just as dark/red as her parents once too. The Haffu delusions are so back. And it's hilarious because being Japanese isn't going to solve any of her problems. It will not get women to date, fuck, and take care of her, it won't help her make money so she can move out of her parents house, and it would make zero difference in helping her visit Japan... Unless she thinks that if she's part Japanese, then she'd have relatives in Japan she could stay with for her trip? Not completely retarded reasoning but it doesn't matter. Bitch can't travel anywhere because she's broke.

She's not going to make it to San Japan this August and is going to have a galactic meltdown. A month before that, her 40th birthday is also going to be a blast. Hope she goes to Chuck E Cheese again, this time in the mismatched sped masturi outfit that she wore today, and maybe drunk off cheap sake too. :)
 
Unless she thinks that if she's part Japanese, then she'd have relatives in Japan she could stay with for her trip? Not completely retarded reasoning but it doesn't matter. Bitch can't travel anywhere because she's broke.

If only she could track down the owner of Windchime-sama! Otousan! Your hansamu son has come to live with you!

I really do hope she's not going down the haffu patthu again. But I fear the worst.

The seating looks like it's from the waiting area of a restaurant.

I'm in awe of this outfit. I don't think an actual man would wear this to go to the mailbox, let alone in public. Every element is sloppy and mismatched. The longer you look, the better/worse it gets.

Her family probably didn't say a word because they didn't want to deal with another tard rage. Maybe this was what all the sperging about skimpy clothes was about. Pixy was merely told to dress appropriately and she filtered it through Pixy logic. Maybe because her dad hoped she'd wear a dress or at least not another wrinkled suit complete with crooked, non-matching tie.
 
All this picture proves is Pixy has no idea how to man. Also if she wore that costume out for Father's Day then I sincerely feel bad for her father.

Also... how does being "white" prevent her from going to Japan? I've seen quite a few white folk over there. Hell Chibi has been there... four times so far and he's pretty white.

The seating looks like it's from the waiting area of a restaurant.

I'm in awe of this outfit. I don't think an actual man would wear this to go to the mailbox, let alone in public. Every element is sloppy and mismatched. The longer you look, the better/worse it gets.
Nobody in their right mind would wear this in public. Make of that what you will.
 
Also... how does being "white" prevent her from going to Japan? I've seen quite a few white folk over there. Hell Chibi has been there... four times so far and he's pretty white.

She's back to her "white girl" sperging again. Excuse me,"White man you will not HARM". It's just the new version of her wanting to go to Japan as a kawaii idoru-chan. Now she wants to go to Japan as a binan hansamu and find a waifu to impregnate with her stomach penis. How can she properly enjoy Japan if she is white? That breaks her fantashii.

Essentially she still desperately wants to be Japanese.
 
Essentially she still desperately wants to be Japanese.
Considering how in her fanfics they're all set in some kind of Weeb version of Tokyo and she litters random Japanese words through them this isn't a surprise.

Pixy would be in for such a meltdown if she actually managed to get to Japan and it didn't measure up to how she pictured it in her mind.

Now I want to see that happen.
 
Considering how in her fanfics they're all set in some kind of Weeb version of Tokyo and she litters random Japanese words through them this isn't a surprise.

Pixy would be in for such a meltdown if she actually managed to get to Japan and it didn't measure up to how she pictured it in her mind.

Now I want to see that happen.

She'd be the textbook Ugly American. She can't even act properly in her own country. She'd be 10x the embarrassment in a foreign one. Add the weeabooism and gender LARP into the mix and it would be a disaster. She'd walk around in cosplay crying about being misgendered.
 
The seating looks like it's from the waiting area of a restaurant.

I'm in awe of this outfit. I don't think an actual man would wear this to go to the mailbox, let alone in public. Every element is sloppy and mismatched. The longer you look, the better/worse it gets.
Imagine going out for Sunday dinner for Father's Day, and your 40-year-old child comes dressed like this and insists on a photo shoot in the waiting area. ....and you have to go along with it to avoid a(nother) public tard-out.
 
Her sped, hafu outfit gives me flash backs to when she was trying to skinwalk Kokoro from Dead or Alive and wore a bunny suit to a bar.
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Ah yes. Back when she was desperately trying to be sekushii. Well at least she's not at a playground or schoolyard in this one. I'm sure the attention it attracted from desperately horny drunkards was totally worth it. Not that she's learned much. She's still dressing in embarrassing outfits in public like it's totally normal. These days she would only appear as sexy if you just did 40 years in the clink and were desperate or were out at sea so long that you started seeing manatees and dolphins as beautiful mermaids. And I'm trying to be generous here. Someone somewhere would still tap dat. But it sure as hell wouldn't be a hot chick. Good Lord she has really gone down hill. Just the side by side comparison is enough to make you long for the grory days of bunny suits and panty shots.

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Imagine going out for Sunday dinner for Father's Day, and your 40-year-old child comes dressed like this and insists on a photo shoot in the waiting area. ....and you have to go along with it to avoid a(nother) public tard-out.

I wonder if Scott was there and was told "Don't say anything about Sarah's appearance. We don't want a scene".
I just can't imagine the embarrassment and everyone trying not to stare at Pixy. Other diners probably thought she was a sped of some sort.
 
She's back to her "white girl" sperging again. Excuse me,"White man you will not HARM". It's just the new version of her wanting to go to Japan as a kawaii idoru-chan. Now she wants to go to Japan as a binan hansamu and find a waifu to impregnate with her stomach penis. How can she properly enjoy Japan if she is white? That breaks her fantashii.

Essentially she still desperately wants to be Japanese.

I'll take the Japanese heritage delusion over the stomach penis any day.


Oh look, there it is again. Back to questioning why she doesn't look like her parents? Maybe because her mum banged a Japanese man and he left a windchime as proof of who Pixy really is? The more things change, the more they stay the same.

But now she thinks she can't go to Japan because she is white? Where did she get this idea?
Does she worry that if she finally enters Japan, a police officer will stop her for being white in Japan? He'll then suddenly bring out a baseball bat, spin really fast to wind up and hit her into the sky Team Rocket style to expel her from the country?

Actually, considering how stupid and childish her understanding of the world is, I wouldn't put it past her.
 
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