Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

I hope to God body can footage is handed over and goes public, I'm morbidly curious to see what his crack den looks like, since Nick is a lazy retard I can only expect pamperchu tier degenerate material and shitton of neglect.

Give this clip a listen. It is a nice reminder of the intestinal fortitude of our Glorious Kiwi Emperor.

Source: Mad at the Internet (May 30th, 2025)

 

[Captain Manning]

Even if Gabe produced the bodycam, bribed April to go onto to Keanu's show, Keanu is so incompetent, so terrible a host, she will turn the expose into a snoozefest or unwatchable at best or at worst argue with Gabe, bogging it down with her useless input, treating the interview like a conversation, dragging the interview needlessly and even siding with Rekieta.

Except Gabe didn't get the body cam, and didn't get April to talk, so I think your argument here is rather silly.

Had he gotten the body cam, gotten April to come on a stream with him, or something else of that magnitude, and Keanu ruined that, THEN I think you would have a point.

Instead, what happened here is he went on Keanu's show and revealed little of value. Because what he had to share is of little value.

At worst, Keanu is guilty of pissing in a sea of piss with her own idiocy and incompetence.

Moreover, if it was something very serious and credible, he would be reracking and going on somebody else's show right now. Other streamers that cover Rekieta would want him on their shows if they thought he had anything of value to share. To my knowledge, none of them do. The KC flat out shat on him.

Even if you think that the allegations of Rekieta threatening violence towards Kayla or him being physical with his children are nothingburgers and just hearsay, in the hands of a better host, the show would still be salvageable.

I truthfully don't know what to think about Gabe's allegations. They are just that: allegations. I personally have no trouble believing Nick is physically abusive, but Gabe didn't exactly provide a source or any proof to back up what he was claiming. So what little new he did have to share is overall rather underwhelming.

That said, here's your salvage. All 20 minutes of it. God bless the clippers like @elb.

Now the full 5 hour stream can be incinerated as a cognitohazard, as far as I'm concerned.

 

[deeman]

Meh. I was more gobsmacked to learn that Ana Kasparian reads this thread. That was wild.

Yeah, i guarantee she started with "Only reading Nick's thread" to a full fledged mod for the Deathfats/Beauty Parlor boards

 

[Swole McPole]

Nope. Stroganoff, at least the modern version, is a lean meat dish - mainly fillet mignon - with cream made for the noblesse at the time. It´s not that at all.

Apparently so. I've never cooked or even eaten it. I just assumed it would be one of those slow cooked dishes because that's how it looks in pictures.

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

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These people all deserve to burn in hell.

Also if Nick was a millionaire he wouldn't have needed to leverage debt. But what do I know...I'm just a nerd.

 

[Intrusive Thinker]

It's hilarious that you can see Ethan in the comments there talking about how we're all jealous of the lifestyle Nick had. I don't even need to explain how completely retarded that is. But he genuinely believes it.

I might have been a tad jealous of the life he appeared to have. The married trad dad lawyer with 5 kids that he projected - not the drug powered polycule that was cursed to end in flames. He really did appear to have it all. I guess I wouldn't really call what I felt jealousy, just a sort of happiness for an internet friend that I never met. After not following him for a while, the arrest was shocking. And then learning about kiwifarms and reading up on what was going on behind the scenes, that happiness turned into something closer to nausea. EVS (and Nick) can call it jealousy but it isn't. Nick changed categories in the minds of people like me.

It's not that strange is it? You root for nice people that you like, and you root against about people you think are bad people. I guess if you are reaaally good, you root for enough life events to smack the bad person into changing their ways. His trial streams have that feel: the people watching Rittenhouse that think he is innocent will root for the jury to vote not guilty. The people who watched the Depp trial rooted for him because Amber Heard seemed terrible. Yet his chat likes to say 'why do you hassle Nick?' at the exact same time he watches and criticises a cooking video by Kurt. Are these people being honest? Do they have some deeper subconscious issues that warp their thoughts in ways I cannot follow?

If his chat actually cared, I would try to explain this: For many people, Nick's persona switched from nice guy to evil snake oil salesman/druggy/child neglecter/potential abuser, etc. When ugly things are posted in Nick's chat, it might be done to warn new people of this con man. People are now rooting against a perceived bad man. It is no different than the interest people have in the trials they are watching.

I guess I understand there are people that support Nick like Grifty, whose support is built from the need to justify their own past behavior. But are there actual NORMAL wine moms in his supporters? I honestly feel he has fallen so far that some of the female supporters have brains firing the "I can fix him" electro-chemical signals mirroring the paths that make Twighlight vampire love stories work, but with a trust fund enabled rage filled ex-lawyer monster instead.

Hey wine mom in Nick's chat - you are the chosen one! if you defend him in chat and on twitter Nick will notice you. His divorce will certainly happen within the next year or 2 and he will remember you from chat! Once you fix the monster, you have the insta-family with a trust fund that leads to the "happily ever after" ending! Ugh.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Keanu is exactly the level of interviewer Gabe and his info deserved.

I think KC was told what the info was before hand and PPP decided to sandbag the jew by suggesting it be done on Keanu's show. I choose to believe this because it's funny.

 

[ICantLegallySayThat]

Am I crazy or does this sound like Nick calling EVS his e-daddy? Not even that hes suggesting meeting up irl. So just daddy.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

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Am I crazy or does this sound like Nick calling EVS his e-daddy? Not even that hes suggesting meeting up irl. So just daddy.

Nick’s e-daddy is Juju. Jim Metokur also was a bit of a e-daddy to Nick, but it’s more because Jim is the e-daddy of the Sektur. He just goes out for cigarettes so often that the e-sons get groomed.

 

[Captain Manning]

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Am I crazy or does this sound like Nick calling EVS his e-daddy? Not even that hes suggesting meeting up irl. So just daddy.

Nah. You just might not know the lore. Ethan likes pie, and is the father of a (gay) son. He's just wishing EVS a happy Father's Day.

 

[Desktop User2]

Who took the throuple pic, one of his kids?
Kind a looks it was taken from a lower angle even

The Tripod Question.

 

[ICantLegallySayThat]

Nah. You just might not know the lore. Ethan likes pie, and is the father of a (gay) son. He's just wishing EVS a happy Father's Day.

Idk man Nick just came off very submissive.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

According to the profile pic in the screenshot the pretty antisocial holes are stalking mama k for Nick

This is getting very uncomfortable. Reverse image searching goes a home in WI. (Plenty of homes look similar but it's almost identical). What the fuck is he doing?

Does Nick really have any power to actually harass Mama K? How many people can we name off hand? Like Pretty Anti-Social hags and Grifty? What am I missing here? Nick is a dancing dingle-berry for the Dabbleverse. They openly despise him.

It's my sincerest hope that I'm wrong.

 

[Captain Manning]

Idk man Nick just came off very submissive.

You are reading too much into it. His humor is just shit.

π is 3.14.
Ethan likes pie.
Ethan and he are both fathers (unfortunately so, in Nick's case, at least)

I mean, I am sure he wants to hang onto EVS because he doesn't really have that many allies or friends left. He did shower call him, after all.

At the end of the day though, Nick's one and only e-daddy is Juju the Cow.

 

[Vibralldo]

Does Nick really have any power to actually harass Mama K? How many people can we name off hand? Like Pretty Anti-Social hags and Grifty? What am I missing here? Nick is a dancing dingle-berry for the Dabbleverse. They openly despise him.

It's my sincerest hope that I'm wrong.

Ralph has been alleged to post doxes and harass women on /cow/

Maybe that's why he felt the need to mend the bridge with the ragepig, because he knows Ralph is willing to do dirtywork

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Happy Father's Day! Whether you're a foster father, a stepfather or a biological father, if you're actually taking care of your kids instead of huffing galaxy gas, starving them and smacking them around with your boney arms, you're doing better than Nick!

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Ironically, mad black should've taught his kids how to duck.

 

[parsnip]

Friendly reminder: Nick also cooks slop.

The biggest difference is that Kurt’s kitchen is far less messy, and you can sit and chill with him while eating, without hearing gross sex stories.

I wouldn't want to eat anything prepared in Nick's kitchen. You'd end up with some kind of salmonella gonorrhea hybrid.

Pizza casserole is probably good. Not everything has to be gourmet. I made a taco casserole the other day and everyone loved it.

 

[Flora Fox]

He promised a nuke. He delivered a firecracker.

He delivered pop-its.

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

Nick implying he didn't turn out OK because of his father.
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