Just from the first 5 minutes of the video, the fact that he has her footage of just deadpan jiggling around doing dances juxtaposed with the idiotic text is amazing.
At around 5 minutes she's bitching about football players flunking algebra. That's great coming from a retard who spent so damned long taking bullshit electives in community college they booted her ass out before she could re-take an algebra class for a better grade.
The punk rockers are just posers. They're the ones who want to look rough but are too scared to even pick up a can of carbonated liquid
What the fuck does this even mean? She didn't know what the fuck beer was, but knew the word "carbonated"? Jesus christ I had paused the video when it came to that, and when I un-paused after typing he asked basically the same question.
7:00 "Hair slicked down with water" how the fuck does a girl in highschool not know what the fuck hair products are? Sure she may not know wtf pomade is, but at least would understand hair gel exists. You can't slick hair down with water, it'll just fucking dry out. She dyes her hair regularly and even did so when she was younger. Was she ignoring the rest of the shit in the aisle? Or just using kool-aid like a retard?
10:00 Dinner and a movie date, this retard thought the movie was first? Why in gods name would you go out to a movie at 7-8pm and then be looking for dinner when the movie ends at 9-10pm when you could have had dinner first? And then somehow in Hickville, TX she was dating a highschool kid with a porsche? That had a back seat when she was in highschool? Oh wait, this was just her idiotic fantasizing about "prep" kids that just fall asleep and drool on their date at the movie theater, and then get the worst service possible at an Olive Garden.
13:00 Of fucking course even in highschool she got offended by people dating outside of their grade. Most likely because she was even then an awkward jealous bitch. Talk about foreshadowing for her obsession over Vic.
Then the shitting on anime and anime fans before becoming an autistic weeb? Fucking hilarious.
The fact that even in highschool she couldn't figure out how dating and hookups work, even just based off of her own observations and maybe even watching TV and movies, just seems to further settle the fact that her claims about Vic "stalking" people at conventions and "touching people inappropriately" really are just her having no fucking idea how to read the room and realize that a couple of people are probably going to go fuck later. Even her retarded assumption that was from years earlier about those "prep" kids getting STDs from makeout sessions is completely insane coming from a highschool student(sex ed would have already been a part of elementary school and jr high given her age).
26:00 he mentioned Armz using her language studies for subtitles and closed captions. She's not translating shit, she's typing out a script and timing the captions. It's also good that he points out her constant vacations and eating at restaurants, which maybe if she'd quit doing that she wouldn't need to beg for rent money.
27:00 Oh hey, I recognize some of those posts lol
Congrats on the wedding The90sRouter