Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

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Remembered to honor his own dad (on Twitter, mostly as virtue signaling for himself) in the final hours of Father's Day, huh? And nice suicide bait to make it about himself, too. I also like all the spelling errors and missed words. Sober lawyer here, y'all.

Also majorly projecting with "to every dad who needs to hear he's not a piece of shit." You really wish somebody would tell you that, huh Nick? Too bad there's nobody left who could even fake those words for you.

 

[Melty Butter]

Hey wine mom in Nick's chat - you are the chosen one! if you defend him in chat and on twitter Nick will notice you. His divorce will certainly happen within the next year or 2 and he will remember you from chat!

Okay, you know what's funny? At least 2-4x/stream Nick calls out a female chatter when they enter. (He seldom does it for his male stans when they come in - Liebgott, Grifty, etc.) And, it's clearly a chick because he says, "Hey, Tiff, good to see you, girl" or whatever.

Combine that with the Discord bleeping throughout the stream a few days ago when he was having audio issues... Methinks he's got Discord harem of some kind going on. This would also account for some of his keyboard chatting during stream that doesn't track with his Tweets.

Jim Metokur also was a bit of a e-daddy to Nick

Never forget that at least 25 minutes of his coke stream that got Nick arrested was dedicated to Jim. I like to think that Jim (who was in the chat) was casting a spell of righteous justice upon the man through the less than 80 miles that separate them.

 

[parsnip]

Remembered to honor his own dad (on Twitter, mostly as virtue signaling for himself) in the final hours of Father's Day, huh? And nice suicide bait to make it about himself, too. I also like all the spelling errors and missed words. Sober lawyer here, y'all.

Also majorly projecting with "to every dad who needs to hear he's not a piece of shit." You really wish somebody would tell you that, huh Nick? Too bad there's nobody left who could even fake those words for you.

If I were Nick's kids I'd text Aaron and wish him a happy father's day.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

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Nick implying he's not a piece of shit father who gave his daughter cocaine, had a dirty house with dog shit in the bathroom, smelly children due to his neglect and allegations he willingly gave out that he choke slammed one of his kids.

His kids will hate him if they don't already hate him.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

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It’s quite jarring and histrionic how he shifts from a frothing, raging lunatic towards each and every one of his detractors, only to then post these “boo-hoo, pity me, I wanted to eat a bullet” messages.

 

[Flora Fox]

It’s quite jarring and histrionic how he shifts from a frothing, raging lunatic towards each and every one of his detractors, only to then post these “boo-hoo, pity me, I wanted to eat a bullet” messages.

Cry bully.

 

[USAroXX]

It’s quite jarring and histrionic how he shifts from a frothing, raging lunatic towards each and every one of his detractors, only to then post these “boo-hoo, pity me, I wanted to eat a bullet” messages.

Nike says
"Just DO it."

 

[Vibralldo]

He delivered pop-its.

Thankfully Nick delivered poop-its

 

[sherwoods110]

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It hurt my brain trying to read that. He's definitely sober, KiwiBros. Totally not wasted and/or high as a kite on Father's Day. Is this what peak masculinity looks like?

 

[Desktop User2]

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It´s funny how he writes so poorly that when he only wants to pay hommage to his uncle, despite the earlier flattering remarks towards his father, it makes him sound like he is shitting on and blaming him for his shortcomings. Niggieta really is a deep moron.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

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I went fishing with my dad and my uncle on Saturday in eastern PA. We may or may not have kept bass over the limit but it's hard to tell when they're in a bucket...and mum's the word. Drove the entire way back home to give my old man a chance to rest and relax on Father's Day.

Nobody wore gay pink shorts or posed with two whores pretending to kiss us.

This cuck is such a disgrace and so devoid of any masculinity it makes my skin crawl. Casting a line would probably break that noodly-ass arm. Fuck this dude.

 

[Fatty Fucking Dude]

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Oh, no. You ain't choke-slamming and balldo'ing my boy.
You want to balldo someone? balldo someone with a racket!
Nicky Rackets!

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick didn't eat a bullet sandwich because sandwiches are Sean's thing

Nick should eat an a5 wagyu bullet stroganoff and Maillard reaction his brains

 

[A Little Bird]

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>Thanks to everyone who kept the bullet away.

Glad to see he now appreciates the state for taking away his right to own guns lmfao

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

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He wouldn't have the trustfund if it wasn't for his father marrying Celeste.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Mama K blocked Nick but that won’t stop him and his fat friends Pretty Menopausal.

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Very restrained and classy of Mama K not to point out how obese and gross they all are.

Wait…what exactly did Nick do now? Did he go on pretty antisocial and mock a cabin she posted a pic of?

 

[Desktop User2]

He wouldn't have the trustfund if it wasn't for his father marrying Celeste.

He wouldn´t exist if that wasn´t the case so he is right about his father being the culprit of bringing his dysgenic nigger ass into life and all that came out of it.

 

[Chibitzen]

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Even addressing something as simple as Father's day he manages to fit in a new victim arc. Maybe don't act like such a hapless dipshit and take responsibility for once. Then he wouldn't need to pay babysitters and enablers to cater to his every whinge.

Also weren't his guns taken away?

 

[TertiaryObjective]

Hey wine mom in Nick's chat - you are the chosen one! if you defend him in chat and on twitter Nick will notice you. His divorce will certainly happen within the next year or 2 and he will remember you from chat! Once you fix the monster, you have the insta-family with a trust fund that leads to the "happily ever after" ending!

Oh, sweet summer child. Kayla and the ex-husband are supposed to get the kids. The wine mom and Nick will have tons of sex and vacation in expensive carribean resorts (Jamaica!) so she can feel superior to the other moms.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Why DIDN’T he kill himself? He’s caused a massive amount of wreckage that he has no intention of even trying to repair. His kids would have been immeasurably better off if Nick had ended his life prior to meeting the Imholtes, but that doesn’t mean it’s too late for him to do them the kindness of preventing himself from doing even more damage. The smart way would be to just fucking stop being a selfish POS, but he’s not willing to do that. Suicide would be the easier, softer way out.