Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.7%

  • Total voters
    381
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It’s quite jarring and histrionic how he shifts from a frothing, raging lunatic towards each and every one of his detractors, only to then post these “boo-hoo, pity me, I wanted to eat a bullet” messages.
I think it’s telling how Nick equates fatherhood with suicide. What a coked out cuckold.

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Happy fuckin’ Father’s Day kids, I haven’t killed myself. Yet. Maybe for Christmas.
 
I remember Nick going on one of his aimless stories talking about how he worked as Wells Fargo around the time of the housing crisis, before he had finished law school.

He went to work for Wells Fargo after he got his creative writing degree. He was gone from Wells Fargo before the serious parts of the financial crisis occurred. He was only there for slightly more than a year. He then went to another financial company (Thrivent) and was there for just about three years. Then he quit that job and went to law school. He either didn't work when he went to law school or he has never revealed where he worked during law school.

Those four years (2006-2009) were the only time in his adult life that he held a regular 9-5 kind of job.
 
"What about the argument they're not even people" Nick Rekieta, January 25, 2023

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This is very interesting considering the recent assassination of Democrat lawmakers in Nick's very state of Minnesota
Is a “bullet sandwich” some secret other way to use bullet casings to take drugs?
Nick's eating is so disordered he has to make a food metaphor to express suicide
 
It’s quite jarring and histrionic how he shifts from a frothing, raging lunatic towards each and every one of his detractors, only to then post these “boo-hoo, pity me, I wanted to eat a bullet” messages.
I think we're seeing a narcissist's character structure close to breaking down. The thrashing between attack and victim-playing (itself an attempt to avoid responsibility) is a symptom of being cornered. We may be on the cusp of seeing some real honesty from Rekieta. Or, resorting to violence as the last act of the cornered animal.
 
Psychology observation. Nick appears to be blaming Bob for how he turned out in the posted Tweet, but all signs point to Nick's narcissistic mother Celeste as the one who created the monster that is Nick today. If Nick has NPD, and I believe he probably does then this is a form of projecting blame on the weaker parent.
As far as I know Nick has never said a peep derogatory about his mother. Narcissists often idealize their narcissistic mothers so they can maintain the illusion of the perfect family unit no matter how fucked up their childhood was. Nick was clearly coddled and spoiled rotten by Celeste. And this could explain Nick's sister becoming a lesbian and moving far away from the family as the "scapegoat" In other words Nick was probaby the "golden child" aka a "mama's boy" Nick never separated from mommy and became an individual like normal mentally healthy children do, so every relationship he has is about finally discarding his "mother" It's not a complicated dynamic if you really study and think about it. Kayla is Nick's mother, and he tried to turn April into his mother so he could discard her in his mind too. Think Norman Bates relationship with his dead mother in Psycho.
 
Is a “bullet sandwich” some secret other way to use bullet casings to take drugs?
It's when your brain doesn't work real good and you conflate "eating a bullet" with "knuckle sandwich". Heh... eating... sandwich. Like SEAN would do. He's fat. 🫠
 
Psychology observation. Nick appears to be blaming Bob for how he turned out in the posted Tweet, but all signs point to Nick's narcissistic mother Celeste as the one who created the monster that is Nick today. If Nick has NPD, and I believe he probably does then this is a form of projecting blame on the weaker parent.
As far as I know Nick has never said a peep derogatory about his mother. Narcissists often idealize their narcissistic mothers so they can maintain the illusion of the perfect family unit no matter how fucked up their childhood was. Nick was clearly coddled and spoiled rotten by Celeste. And this could explain Nick's sister becoming a lesbian and moving far away from the family as the "scapegoat" In other words Nick was probaby the "golden child" aka a "mama's boy" Nick never separated from mommy and became an individual like normal mentally healthy children do, so every relationship he has is about finally discarding his "mother" It's not a complicated dynamic if you really study and think about it. Kayla is Nick's mother, and he tried to turn April into his mother so he could discard her in his mind too. Think Norman Bates relationship with his dead mother in Psycho.
In other comments I've refered to the Nick in my life ("MyNick") and the ominous parallels between two. Interestingly, MyNick has a similar situation as you describe (if not your conclusions, at least the setting): Passive father, energetic doting mother, lots of money, and a sister who left the picture (in this case, not become a lesbian but to become a nun). MyNick seeks his mother in each of his failed relationships, treating them all extremely badly as he spirals out into addiction each time which has been the death knell of each relationship. It's as though he has a hatred for women in general and his mother in particular that manifests as mistreatment of each spouse, even as he demands doting attention. As though his expecation of women is his life are in doting servitude when they're "good" and targets of withering mental abuse and screaming fits when they're not. Never is it a marriage of equals, and never once is it his fault. Just a trail of broken hearts and psyches. And yet, to his mother, MyNick was the golden child.

In what I hope is not an ominous parallel, MyNick's sister's problems arised when, as an infant, she was sexually abused by her older brother MyNick, abuse that continued (at least mentally-emotionally) through adolescence. That's MyNick, what a guy. The inability of the family to do anything about it led to her eventual exit, seeking the calm order of being a nun, swearing off sex, relationships, and intimacy altogether. She will never know the joys of parenthood. I pray this is where Nick and MyNick differ, but the parallels between one leaving to be a nun and one leaving to be lesbian are at the very least, thought provoking.
 
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Be kind to bad fathers. And call me a good father or I might eat a bullet sandwhich.
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The only reason Nick has not partaken of a bullet sandwhich is because the state confiscated his firearms* and Nick knows where he is going after he sloughs off his mortal coil.

*basic bitch fire arms at that, more proof that Nick has no taste in anything.
 
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So fun and so goofy. Are you jealous?
Nearly perfect. Perhaps a "Hardin v. Kandiyohi" diagonally across the hoarder house, black text on white like the other legal words. But that might make the image too busy (and perhaps too arcane). I won't make perfect the enemy of the good ;-)

ETA: Ah, I see the case numbers, haha. So fun and goofy, I am TOTALLY jealous of the psycho situation they created in that pigsty of a home.
 
So fun and goofy, I am TOTALLY jealous of the psycho situation they created in that pigsty of a home.
I’m sure the kids will appreciate having that photo to show their therapists when the docs suggest that turning their family sanctuary into drug and dildo HQ may have been traumatic. “No, look — Dad said it was goofy and fun! It’s the government’s fault I’m an anorexic cutter!”
 
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Nick implying he didn't turn out OK because of his father.
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What a drama baiting faggot.
No Nick.
Some dads are pieces of shit.
I'm sure you know this as you are one. Although you definitely don't count as a father with .
From the looks of it you spent your father's day online seething.

Why DIDN’T he kill himself? He’s caused a massive amount of wreckage that he has no intention of even trying to repair. His kids would have been immeasurably better off if Nick had ended his life prior to meeting the Imholtes, but that doesn’t mean it’s too late for him to do them the kindness of preventing himself from doing even more damage. The smart way would be to just fucking stop being a selfish POS, but he’s not willing to do that. Suicide would be the easier, softer way out.
Because all his problems are everyone's fault but his in his head. He is a sociopath.
 
I’m sure the kids will appreciate having that photo to show their therapists when the docs suggest that turning their family sanctuary into drug and dildo HQ may have been traumatic. “No, look — Dad said it was goofy and fun! It’s the government’s fault I’m an anorexic cutter!”

"So when you think about things, these failed relationships, this trouble with drugs and the law you've had, and about your childhood, When do you think the problems started?"

"Well, I'll never forget how our house was raided by police on my 9th birthday... "
 
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