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Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.
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I hope it never fucking happens. Someone will post it on twitter uncensored and I will be the one wanting to eat the bullet sandwich for having seen it.
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He has to be an MD on Quora for nick to take his opinion seriously
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The argument is, even if you had first hand evidence, receipts and recordings, DON'T GO to Keanu Thompson and ask her to release them or present them. I refer you to how boring she presented April's texts, how she backstabbed Gabe and sided with Rekieta despite cashing in thousands of dollars interviewing Gabe poorly and so on.
I don't mind Gabe giving me a recap, giving me a retrospective of the Sophie Long incident. I welcome him sharing details of the interviews he conducted. Fast forward 10 years and I need a video refresher, I will appreciate Gabe's format. However, it was Keanu doing the show prep, making stupid interruptions, siding with horrible people salivating at torture cartoons, presenting the information horribly, dealing with the audience and superchats abysmally that ruined the stream for me.
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And just to add to this, it wouldn't even hurt Nick if his limp dick pic came out. He's an exhibitionist who has no shame, if he had any he'd have gotten off the internet over a year ago.
Yes, he'd be hurt by people making fun of it, but he wouldn't see that as the fault of the pic being shared, he will think they're lying about how majestic it truly is (in his mind). And he's being made fun of anyway. He thinks it was awesome and cool that he was taking rugiet with his molly and coke and people who don't see that are just nerds and weirdos, for example.
It would only hurt anyone who saw it against their will.
So I'd like to kindly request that if anyone ever finds a photo like that in their possession - keep it to yourself, please!
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"Erm yeah he looks like a gay retard, but he got laid though."
Embarrassing thought process for a father in his mid-forties to have.
"Wha?! Pussy!? Anything! I'll do anything you want!"
"Step on me, peg me, I'll even join the cheer team!"
"Yes! As many Jamaican bulls as you want my queen!"
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>If he gave his daughter coke she or her brothers and sisters wouldn't be in their custody
What does this even prove? That Canadian woman who drove herself and both her children off a cliff got sole custody of her kids, does that apparently prove she was a fit mother and not guilty of anything?
>This isn't factual. Read something sometime.
Skelly's not technically wrong, coke does not have to be ingested by a human to metabolise. We have large fancy systems that can be used to make these metabolites. Tiny amounts can somehow come into existence without ingestion.
So tell us how much benzoylecgonine was in her system, skelly. Why don't you tell us the amount? It was above cut-off, was it? Benzoylecgonine cut-off for a hair test is typically 500pg/mg (same as cocaine, she was tested positive for both).
What a fucking faggot.
you can synthesise it in the lab, read something MD!>From where? Some 3rd rate Med school in Central America?
Because a medical degree from a central American university means less, apparently.
>which again was cross contamination which would show as being exceedingly high in concentration....
This is a fucking word salad, this balldo-licking dipshit child abuse enabler (probably also a wife-beater himself) doesn't know what he's talking about. Go on maybe. Cross contamination -> exceedingly high concentration? Wouldn't it be the opposite?
Believe it or not >5000pg/mg isn't that high. She was only tested positive for benzoylecgonine, suggesting ingestion. Cocaethylene and norcocaine wasn't there, so she was neither mixing the drugs with her dad's booze nor a chronic user.
They can do a segmented hair test to estimate the time of ingestion. That is, chop the sample up into different segments and testing each. If the cop story makes any sense, then most of the drugs should be found right at her scalp.
>They tested for the metabolites in the hair, which can only get there by being processed by the human body.
I'm 100% sure they tested for both. Source: trust me.
Which is why I firmly believe it was ingestion rather than prolonged extreme contamination. That, yielding over 5000pg/mg isn't out of the realm of possibilities, especially since we know the daughter loved to be in the master bedroom, where all the narcotics use concentrated.
>Youve never seen "the tests" or anything about them. No education. No opinion. Loser.
Show them then.
What's skelly's education?
Conflating GC/MS with LC-MS/MS and UPLC-MS/MS, microscopy and ion imaging methods.
Reading shit on quora while questioning someone else's credentials.
Not reading past an abstract.
Believing "one in five children of drug users in a poor neighbourhood in Spain tests positive" apparently means worldwide one in five children test positive for drugs regardless of parents' usage.
Thinking AI generated hallucinations mean jackshit.
I've been far more than fair. I've explored extreme contamination possibilities and stated we simply cannot 100% rule out contamination. My argument was "what level of contamination does this descend from an accident to gross negligence". Even druggies know to keep their products away from their kids. Even the children of druggies subjected to extreme contamination mostly test positive for somewhere in the 1000s range, which could go either way after proper decontamination or having the wash liquid tested in tandem.
5000pg/mg, cocaine OR benzoylecgonine, how?
"Erm yeah he looks like a gay retard, but he got laid though."
Embarrassing thought process for a father in his mid-forties to have.
Fat greasy scammer.
Ethan van Sweeper.
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They're not going to fuck you EVS. Sorry you missed the boat for joining the polycule.
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lol! What a bizarro attempt at Chad-ifying the disaster that Rekieta created.
He had such a good time fucking these two “beautiful women” that he had to take industrial strength Viagra/Cialis mixture to even get half stiff, and when that didn’t work, had to squeeze his testicles into a sex toy designed for scrotum fucking for old, impotent men.
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EVS, he was "fucking these beautiful women". Because he was plying them with hard drugs while his five kids went hungry and dirty.
Being "cool" doesn't outweigh child neglect you lazy fat faggot. Go steal from your fans some more you fucking hack.
Being "cool" doesn't outweigh child neglect you lazy fat faggot. Go steal from your fans some more you fucking hack.
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He wasn't fucking either of them since he was using a baldo
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EVS probably doesnt realize how gay he looks sweeping this hard when last week he shat on ruggeita then apologized like a little bitch. He comes off as a little gimp. Not sure why he still does it anyways. Nigg doesnt have a audience to leech off
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What would come out first? Ethan van Sweeper's gay frog picture book or the 5k LOCALS gift from Rugieta?
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I'm not saying that I believe he has a hidden antique gun. But it'd really fit his personality to have an old black powder revolver somewhere, as if I remember correctly older black powder revolvers aren't legally considered firearms and are actually something you can have mail ordered.
It really reminds me of the way he smugly uses technicalities to imply things while technically saying something else, it'd technically not be a gun but to any intellectually honest person it's obviously a gun. He's probably not allowed them anyway, but I can imagine him arguing with the parole officer that it's technically not a gun.
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With how shit is going we are closer to the events of Revelation than anything funny happening in the balldoverse
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An interesting point, but muzzleloaders require you to measure a powder charge and ram the bullet firmly against the powder, and Rekieta is allergic to anything requiring effort or concentration. It's much more likely that he'd just go to his drug dealer and make arrangements to buy a gun off of him or one of his criminal associates.
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Black powder is included in the prohibited firearms in Minnesota for felons. There is also no registration of non NFA firearms in Minnesota. It's a popular misconception that there exists a US wide registry for handguns and rifles that police can just look up. Nick can petition to restore his rights and frankly I wouldn't be surprised if they grant it considering how they're covering for him. "I need a gun to defend my family from the evil stalker farms!"
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You're both reading too much into it. Surely that was just some cuck code telling EVS how his loyalty will be rewarded, and it won't taste any cleaner than that urinal did.
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Someone needs to take the image of Nick somehow looking gay with two women kissing him into two Aarons kissing him. I don't know an AI I can use to do that or I'd just do it myself.
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“We had a real AIDs scare on our hands when she was with all of those Jamaicans”
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