Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Drama Trauma]

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Nick implying he didn't turn out OK because of his father.
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Only if Bob have talked much more about how much and how good he fucked Celeste to little Nick.
Things would surely turned out differently and better.
What a waste of potential. No wonder Nick didn't turned out OK.

 

[Adamsagaybug]

Psychology observation. Nick appears to be blaming Bob for how he turned out in the posted Tweet, but all signs point to Nick's narcissistic mother Celeste as the one who created the monster that is Nick today. If Nick has NPD, and I believe he probably does then this is a form of projecting blame on the weaker parent.
As far as I know Nick has never said a peep derogatory about his mother. Narcissists often idealize their narcissistic mothers so they can maintain the illusion of the perfect family unit no matter how fucked up their childhood was. Nick was clearly coddled and spoiled rotten by Celeste. And this could explain Nick's sister becoming a lesbian and moving far away from the family as the "scapegoat" In other words Nick was probaby the "golden child" aka a "mama's boy" Nick never separated from mommy and became an individual like normal mentally healthy children do, so every relationship he has is about finally discarding his "mother" It's not a complicated dynamic if you really study and think about it. Kayla is Nick's mother, and he tried to turn April into his mother so he could discard her in his mind too. Think Norman Bates relationship with his dead mother in Psycho.

Scape goat id call him a raped goat the way women A A RON manage to fuck with his mind. Any slight against him puts him into a mood. Look at what her reads on YT live chats and talks about.

 

[Desktop User2]

Janny Ethan Van Sciver goes out of his way to defend the honor of Nicholas Rekieta

Only the cool kids have a third wheel by supplying her cocaine and shelter, it´s totally not what niggers do with crackwhores at all...

BTW, for shit they are, at least most of those niggers dont go offering the mother of their five children to strangers for sucking cock but hey! They are not as cool as Niggieta.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

"Erm yeah he looks like a gay retard, but he got laid though."
Embarrassing thought process for a father in his mid-forties to have.

First layer of bullshit in that tweet, I wouldn't call either of them beautiful, let alone "incredibly beautiful". Second wasn't Nick only fucking April, which was the cause of the whole blowup where Kayla gently put her xannied out foot down and said get rid of her or I'm leaving?
I don't know anything about this EVS cuck, nor do I want to, but I think I saw something skimming through about him having a wife. That must have been the only pussy he's ever gotten if he thinks the fact Nick fucked TWO girl can excuse anything else in the last year or two.

 

[chalkyresidue]

First layer of bullshit in that tweet, I wouldn't call either of them beautiful, let alone "incredibly beautiful". Second wasn't Nick only fucking April, which was the cause of the whole blowup where Kayla gently put her xannied out foot down and said get rid of her or I'm leaving?
I don't know anything about this EVS cuck, nor do I want to, but I think I saw something skimming through about him having a wife. That must have been the only pussy he's ever gotten if he thinks the fact Nick fucked TWO girl can excuse anything else in the last year or two.

Andrea is his second wife.
His first wife left him for a skydiving instructor.

 

[AltisticRight]

You're both reading too much into it. Surely that was just some cuck code telling EVS how his loyalty will be rewarded, and it won't taste any cleaner than that urinal did.

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Pi has infinite digits.
Just like the excuses skelly has for dosing his children.

Pi is irrational. Just like skelly.

Pi is a constant. Just like the failures in skelly's life.

Pi's digits are randomly distributed yet we can't prove it. Just like Skelly's dosing of his children.

Pi is a transcendental number. Just like the scalp of skelly's daughter, which transcends all human understanding of metabolism.

The capitalised Pi denotes a product of a sequence. It's a big Pi, and like Sean, he eats lots of big pies, the product is being fat. Because Sean is fat.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Andrea is his second wife.
His first wife left him for a skydiving instructor.

More like he was a muff diving instructor, amirite?
But that sucks for Nick he can't even be the coolest cuck in his group of friends. He wanted his first wife to leave him for an amateur boxing instructor, but that was only good enough to swing and get gay raped for a few months. Instead of divorce he ended up with 5 years of probation and forced sobriety.
ANOTHER WIN FOR THE TOE!

 

[Dimension Sniper]

Someone needs to take the image of Nick somehow looking gay with two women kissing him into two Aarons kissing him. I don't know an AI I can use to do that or I'd just do it myself.

Properly I think it should be two Nicks kissing Aaron. Aaron has the politely bemused smile from his mugshot.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

They're not going to fuck you EVS. Sorry you missed the boat for joining the polycule.

EVS was actually hoping he could suck Nick off! He was staring down those weird light pink shorts and thinking, "Boy, I wonder what a balldo is like." He quite rightly assumed those were Nick's fag hag and beard. (The Throat Goat being quite familiar with beards.)

Tough luck to the throat goat EVS, Nick's a catcher.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

EVS was actually hoping he could suck Nick off! He was staring down those weird light pink shorts and thinking, "Boy, I wonder what a balldo is like." He quite rightly assumed those were Nick's fag hag and beard. (The Throat Goat being quite familiar with beards.)

Tough luck to the throat goat EVS, Nick's a catcher.

9AM and the horrorcow thread is ticking along nicely I see.

 

[Heliantheae]

What Ralph said tracks with his moral compass

Ralph doesn't have a moral compass. He has a moral divining crystal which he doesn't even care to pretend moves on its own.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

>Thanks to everyone who kept the bullet away.

Glad to see he now appreciates the state for taking away his right to own guns lmfao

He's thanking the Toe and the state of Minnesota for keeping the coke bullet away from the kids. Big of him.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Rekieta engages in an argument with a random Twitter user who has "MD" in their username, concerning the interpretation of Rekieta's children testing positive for cocaine. During this Twitter exchange, he emphasizes the significance of having a large following on the platform, even as he continues to spend his time debating individuals with relatively low follower counts. This is all very gay.

Nick is so fucking slimy. Notice how he ducks the question by just saying "cross contamination" and then distracts the guy buy insulting him. This guy should have just ignored the insults and continued to ask him the same question until he got an actual answer. Or more realistically got told to fuck off by Nick.

 

[urr13 account]

"Erm yeah he looks like a gay retard, but he got laid though."

He was likely bent over taking it from Aaron Imholte less than consensually more often than getting any from the middle-aged meth addict slags.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Imagine being down this bad that you think Kayla and April are 'incredibly beautiful'.

 

[Swole McPole]

Kurt really is a shitty cook. The other day he put FIVE OUNCES of Worcestershire sauce in a breakfast casserole. Then he browned several pounds of ground beef in a small saucepan and added olive oil.

OK, I've continuously sided with Kurt over Nick in their cooking wars, but this is just obscene. You can't brown more than about 250 grams/half a pound of ground beef at a time. The beef starts shedding liquid and then it stews rather than browns. If you need to do a lot, you have to brown it in batches.

Also, the oil goes in before the beef. You have to get the oil hot to brown the beef. Putting cold oil into a pan full of ground beef will just reduce the temperature and you'll get grey stewed sludge rather than browned ground beef.

Can none of these fuckers read a recipe book? The very first time I read a recipe for a ragu, it taught me how to brown your ground beef properly. It won't have been anything fancy -- almost certainly Delia Smith's Complete Cookery Course.

 

[daffodils]

Nick will go live soon. Meanwhile....
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... someone has found another study for him, describing the cutting edge of hair sample analysis in... 2001.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0379073801005394?via%3Dihub

Full copy attached.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

He was fucking them in exchange for coke.

Thats like bragging about fucking literal whores.

"Yeah, but he got laid (by paying women to fuck him)'.

And in one case his wife was busy fucking someone else.

 

[demicolon]

Spoiler: Hey guyz Keenoo released another full image of Nick being cool

 

[Oxyjen]

Andrea is his second wife.
His first wife left him for a skydiving instructor.

Classic. “My wife left me for her sex instructor”.