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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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spread happiness@p4leandp1nk
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#VEGANsausageroll thanks Greggs

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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The hype got me like #Greggs #Veganuary


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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.

 

[Otterly]

Asian backgrounds? Those goddamned Mongolians, Cambodians, Turkmenistanians and Vietnamese pedophiles.

Vietnamese run their trafficking through the nail bars, but they aren’t raping the natives.

don't like the word grooming, or groomer

Rape. Child rape gangs. I say this when I talk about it and I see people literally wince, at which point I say yes, makes you cringe doesn’t it?

All the missing ethnic data reminds me of an instance where a police officer was stopping and searching people at the local library. When asked he willingly admitted he'd been put there increase the proportion of White people in their stop and search statistics. He was just there all afternoon, stopping random library goers for no good reason.

Years back I went on vacation and took the grandparents with us and they got their bags properly swabbed for explosives at the airport by a very apologetic chap who actually told them that sorry guys we have to stop some white old people some times so we arent racist. He was so nice about it that We All Laughed but ffs.
Been at work all day and only just stopped so will read all about the rape gangs.

 

[close]

the retarded city I’m in has a tourist tax. Doxxed myself for one night just then.

Not that much. My backwater in Japan also has a tourist tax.

Asian groomers sounds like some chink washing a Shibu Inu.

You're thinking of the Nips. The Chink would eat the mutt.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

Rape. Child rape gangs. I say this when I talk about it and I see people literally wince, at which point I say yes, makes you cringe doesn’t it?

If they can't say it, how can we expect these people to have the stomach to do what needs to be done? We can't. The cowards, the weak men, have brought the bad times to us. I don't believe the strong men want to save the weak men this time.
Sometimes, tribes of men and packs of animals will let the weak die to strengthen the heard.

You're thinking of the Nips. The Chink would eat the mutt.

You have to prepare your meal before eating it.

 

[A-Logato]

To the surprise of no one, even with faulty and misleading data. "Asians" in West Yorkshire (home of Bradford and Rotherham) make up for more grooming gang offenders then whites and has an incredibly high "not stated" percentage at 24% of the overall total.

Report also references how massively over represented "Asians" are in grooming gang offenders in West Yorkshire compared to how much of the population they make up.

 

[Zoot]

i have an idea: every politician, journoscum, social service worker and copper that in anyway can be connected to anything from covering up to downplaying it gets deported to pakistan, no matter what colour they are

 

[Mound Dweller]

Well that was underwhelming, I consider it a whitepill overall however.

I have taken the liberty of skimming the whole thing and snipping any and all direct mentions of ">ethnic" anything, I skipped the timeline mentions because it's literally just "pakis get convicted but also Jimmy Saville" times infinity. Basic gestalt; the taboo is broken, kiddie diddling is a darkie thing (BUT WHHHYYY? questions must be arsked! better than "nooo it's not real you raycist!" I guess)

But, it's official, the language is extremely sanitised but the truth is out there.

Spoiler: More images than you have ever seen before in your life

>unknown at 53% lol

>66% unknown lmao even

TL;DR everything we've known for years was 100% right, cops/councils are incompetent fuckwits who do it on purpose, their only cope is "muh insufficient data!" and it all needs burning in fire, my fav quote:

>It is not racist to want to examine the ethnicity of offenders. The examination of ethnicity in crime (for offenders and victims) should be about seeing how offending can be better understood and tackled. Effective crime prevention, disruption and prosecution is based on a good understanding of the context, nature and profile of offending, offenders and victims. That is one of the reasons that recording ethnicity has been a feature of crime statistics for many years.

That's right, racial profiling is compatible with bri'ish values afterall! Can't wait to see how they fuck that one up.

 

[>IMPLYING]

It's both funny and grim that whites not even constitute the majority either.

One final Lowe post:
"The mass rape of young working class girls by Pakistani men-"
Comes out swinging here.

The response to Lowe being, "I felt disgusted by what the honourable gentleman has just said... Think how the victims felt hearing that!" Almost made me want to single handily justify Null's Ofcom response. Conservative party MPs echoing his sentiments bodes well.

Lowe's reaction. lmao

I do like that this is prompting an immediate response from MPs in trying to deflect blame. More of Labour's dirty ought to come out after this. It's like when a celeb get accused of rape and a bunch more accusers come pilling on. I hope this is Labour's Weinstein moment.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

Will those people who were cancelled or imprisoned for pointing out that dirty, smelly, stinking pakis were raping kids, be uncancelled, released from prison and apologised to?

Will Tommy Robinson, regardless of your thoughts on him, be apologised to for pointing out that which is now government fact?

 

[Nopenopenope]

To the surprise of no one, even with faulty and misleading data. "Asians" in West Yorkshire (home of Bradford and Rotherham) make up for more grooming gang offenders then whites and has an incredibly high "not stated" percentage at 24% of the overall total.

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Report also references how massively over represented "Asians" are in grooming gang offenders in West Yorkshire compared to how much of the population they make up.

Oh man it's the British version of the US 13% nigger crime statistic meme.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

It's both funny and grim that whites not even constitute the majority either.

By British, do they mean British white, or do they mean British Pakistani, because if it's the latter, then we could be looking at 80%+ pakistani rapists, which is in line with what people know to be true.

 

[A-Logato]

Will those people who were cancelled or imprisoned for pointing out that dirty, smelly, stinking pakis were raping kids, be uncancelled, released from prison and apologised to?

Will Tommy Robinson, regardless of your thoughts on him, be apologised to for pointing out that which is now government fact?

No but we still arrest you for pointing that out racist.

 

[Zoot]

Oh man it's the British version of the US 13% nigger crime statistic meme.

4% and 64% been going round on Twitter. if you add in other brownoids its over 80% i think

Will those people who were cancelled or imprisoned for pointing out that dirty, smelly, stinking pakis were raping kids, be uncancelled, released from prison and apologised to?

Will Tommy Robinson, regardless of your thoughts on him, be apologised to for pointing out that which is now government fact?

NB: tweet below was actually 2011


Oh and I liked this tweet


This reminds me I saw this on reddit the other day but forgot to post. By the third screenshot it gets weird. Relevant for the current asylum stuff.
https://archive.is/Dmarp

 

[FuckedOffToff]

Will those people who were cancelled or imprisoned for pointing out that dirty, smelly, stinking pakis were raping kids, be uncancelled, released from prison and apologised to?

Will Tommy Robinson, regardless of your thoughts on him, be apologised to for pointing out that which is now government fact?

You can only say things like that if you have parliamentary privilege, apparently.
Remember Rules for thee, but not for me is these cunts entire moral consideration.

 

[Monopolywheel]

I could of saved you....
I tried to warn you.....
But you looked away.....

 

[>IMPLYING]

By British, do they mean British white, or do they mean British Pakistani, because if it's the latter, then we could be looking at 80%+ pakistani rapists, which is in line with what people know to be true.

"Pakistani ethnic background" is PC speak for a brown from Pakistan, so it's the former.

I know we got crime data regarding ethnicity thanks indirectly to George Floyd (Or Chauvin?) of all people but thanks to this latest report I think we can sort've throw everything into question since they just rounding way up from "not recorded"/"unknown". In a way it was staring us directly in the face. This data is from 2022.

This is data concerning rape defendants.

I'm rather tired, so I'm sure there's some pattern to discern from the data, truths hidden in plain sight and all that. The first connection I can make is the "disclosure constraints" from the victims of rape shows a trend amongst non-whites to not disclose enough data to weight numbers and proportionality. "Mixed" are so nebulous/small a group, that you could reasonably distribute all the "not provided/not stated" numbers across the different ethnic groups proportionate to the sum total percentage of they all commit in isolate. Asian British committing a grand total of 9 rapes means they probably don't don't have a very high proportion for example, whereas the 1000+ Pakistani rapes (not counting the decade gap not in the data) means they probably own a high proportion of "not provided" numbers. Just a theory.

Edit: to avoid double posting, there's another rather anger-inducing discovery in the report that @Mound Dweller has posted, that I just want to draw focus to:

The home office made shit up and the media ran with it using intentionally misleading headlines. I do like that it points out said article(s) were written by "academics".
Yes, we already knew this but having a "Here, it's in here!" to point at gives sweet undeniable vindication.

 

[God's Own Sling]

Looking forward to seeing how the James O'Brien's of the world are going to try and talk their way around this.

 

[Made In Wales]

Looking forward to seeing how the James O'Brien's of the world are going to try and talk their way around this.

He will most likely dismiss this and say 'it never happened'.

USA-UK deal signed, with Donald Trump calling Keir Starmer 'a good friend'.

https://www.gbnews.com/politics/uk-us-trade-deal-signed-donald-trump-keir-starmer-friend

Archive: https://archive.ph/wip/8QKlz

Also, all's not well in Salford as tensions are 'rife' between Charlie Stayt and Naga Munchetty:

https://www.gbnews.com/celebrity/bbc-breakfast-boss-richard-frediani-bullying-naga-munchetty-charlie-stayt

Archive: https://archive.ph/me6dR

 

[Zoot]

The Telegraph got the headline exactly right imo.



Archive

 

[EddyRooney]

Here we go ! Has the fuse been lit today ? Starmer's out the country....just saying.

 

[Zoot]

Here we go ! Has the fuse been lit today ? Starmer's out the country....just saying.

the tinder is dry. It will only require a spark in a city like Manchester. A child or a woman gets killed by an asylum seeker or something, and it could get pretty serious.