Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

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How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 192 8.1%

  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 215 9.1%

  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 771 32.7%

  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 445 18.9%

  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 478 20.3%

  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 258 10.9%
  • Total voters
    2,359
no ragrets said:
Ethan really did kill them. After the upcoming squirrel and crows vids and whatever animals Ian films in the yard (with his depressed, fagcent voice behind the camera) inevitably fail, do they just accept defeat and try to find normal jobs to pay off the CC3 debts they most likely have and fade into obscurity?

LOTY chances dropping :( Come on, Anisa, do something!


Lol Anisa has been trying to appeal to Frogan and co since 2023? None of them acknowledged her until they sucked off Hasan clean and he had some use of them (get back at Ethan). But now that he's dropped them again, so have his orbiters.
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Oh, they won't ever work a real job, it's completely far beneath them and Anisa will not give up her cushy paid life for anything else. She is more likely to divorce Ian and try to ride Hasan's smelly turkish dick than settle for a normal job that doesn't involve her taking pictures of her ass.
 
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Wendyverse Enjoyer said:
Oh, they won't ever work a real job, it's completely far beneath them and Anisa will not give up her cushy paid life for anything else. She is more likely to divorce Ian and try to ride Hasan's smelly turkish dick than settle for a normal job that doesn't involve her taking pictures of her ass.
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Anisa going back on onlyfans would be a more "normal job" then whatever the hell they are trying to do at this point. they are trying to slop content max while also being too good to give the audience what they want. they are are charity scamming while doing it so poorly they are losing money. they are desperately pandering to the left while also being considered nearly untouchable by them. the most lucrative thing i can see for them to do in content creation is onlyfans
 
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no ragrets said:
Ethan really did kill them. After the upcoming squirrel and crows vids and whatever animals Ian films in the yard (with his depressed, fagcent voice behind the camera) inevitably fail, do they just accept defeat and try to find normal jobs to pay off the CC3 debts they most likely have and fade into obscurity?
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It's probably not a coincidence that she got the hand tattoos and referred to them as job killers right before CC3 imploded.

no ragrets said:
LOTY chances dropping :( Come on, Anisa, do something.
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They will do something retarded. It's just a matter of time.
 
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Hiphopopotamus said:
It has to be part of his humiliation fetish because there is no way they kiss with his breath smelling that bad, or sleep in the same bed with BO like he apparently has.
Ian probably sleeps in a little cuck bed.
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Anisa told him to get bamboo sheets. He thanked her.
They sleep in separate beds.
 
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no ragrets said:
Ethan really did kill them. After the upcoming squirrel and crows vids and whatever animals Ian films in the yard (with his depressed, fagcent voice behind the camera) inevitably fail, do they just accept defeat and try to find normal jobs to pay off the CC3 debts they most likely have and fade into obscurity?
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Never, he would rather keep clowning and cucking himself to death than actually trying to get his shit together, if he cant even do such basic shit like washing his fucking mouth i doubt he could keep a job at this point, hes too raped, i think they will be squating in Anus mom's basement until they (Anus and her mom) have a clash of egos like it usually happens with BPD hoes.

My guess is that they will start throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks, this will be an arc where they will try to resurrect all the series that made Ian famous when he was (allegedly) funny, wouldnt be surprised if he returns to making documentaries again only to be felted once more by the subject matter.

Fuck man at this point he should just lean on to being a clown and do the virtual equivalent of throwing tomatoes at the freak by streaming with Anus while she humiliates him and the superchats felt him, hell i've heard good ol' garden gnome keemstar is hiring for lolcow live, it would be a very poetic ending i suppose, come on Ian now is your chance!
 
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Is Jomhover.
 
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zartmyman said:
Did she really cheat on akaadian or is that a meme?
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They were still together when she went and met up with Ian and there's a video Akaadian saying how hes angry all the time and stuff after the fact. Getting cucked by idubbbz was the best thing that ever happened to him.
At the time she was also trying to get with leafy and other people more than likely.
Also this is him now https://www.instagram.com/akaadianlol/?hl=en
I think anisa is pulling her shitty hair out because she is stuck with a dude that shits his pants, foul breath, foul BO, feminine hips and a broke dick.
 
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To raise retirement in moms basement money, Anisa should auction off Ians skin. It would be like the million pixel website. Theres approx 1.8million square mm of skin on ian, lets assume he has covered that 0.8 for ease of numbers. thats 1million squares you can sell.
It will be big online, millions of views, then further interviews after its done, plus you get to flirt with the tattoo artist for DAYS OF IAN SUFFERING THE NEEDLE.

Anisa of course can also do it, hut she has way less realestate free
 
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Critical Raxx Theory said:
To raise retirement in moms basement money, Anisa should auction off Ians skin. It would be like the million pixel website. Theres approx 1.8million square mm of skin on ian, lets assume he has covered that 0.8 for ease of numbers. thats 1million squares you can sell.
It will be big online, millions of views, then further interviews after its done, plus you get to flirt with the tattoo artist for DAYS OF IAN SUFFERING THE NEEDLE.

Anisa of course can also do it, hut she has way less realestate free
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The only problem with that idea is that it’s creative (the average iDubbbz video is either seething about things months or even years too late or placing snack foods or quirky Sega characters on tier lists), it’s self deprecating (as shown by Ian’s fallout with Donut Operator he thinks making jokes is bigotry), and if he tried to do it honestly cryptofags would crowdfund a queen of spades or a Sam Hyde back tattoo. This would lead to only people subscribed to the Maximum Damage Patreon for the past year being able to contribute, causing them to only get 20 dollars from Nata and 35 dollars from “Lily”.
 
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The Polaroid Man said:
I’m half-expecting the camera to pan to either Saddam Hussein in handcuffs or AVGN threatening to kill Jessica Rabbit.
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AVGN could afford a chair, and I'm struggling to think of any other e-celeb who has ever made videos in a basement without even a goddamned folding chair. The Jomhas are in a league of their own right now. Chris Chan, WingsofRedemption, DSP, Ralph, Terry A Davis, and everyone else with a page on the farms had a fucking chair to sit in during their videos. Seriously, they've gotta be dead broke if they can't justify the cost of 2 lawn chairs to avoid sitting cross legged on the floor of mommy's basement for their paywalled podcast.
He's CHAIRLESS!
 
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