lol Jude's "business" is flopping therefore she's been "struggling with her identity as a boudoir photographer" this fucking idiot. now she's trying some bullshit "referral program" scheme. it's all confusing and ever-changing and desperate. she is truly retarded.
At least Jude had the forethought to permanently remove herself from the gene pool. Ironically one of the most selfless things selfish Judy has ever done.
If Jude could actually write an entire book, she could be one of those “buy my course” people. She could then have people pay monthly subscriptions to get more information on how to improve their lives, and the subscribers have to then shill her course to more people to get commission for it. It would be like Hustler’s University, which Andrew Tate created, but this time for genderblobs. It’s a scheme that would involve a lot of writing, but she could always supplement it with subscriber only videos. She has the charisma of a wet towel, so she would definitely fail at creating a pyramid scheme.
If Jude could actually write an entire book, she could be one of those “buy my course” people. She could then have people pay monthly subscriptions to get more information on how to improve their lives, and the subscribers have to then shill her course to more people to get commission for it. It would be like Hustler’s University, which Andrew Tate created, but this time for genderblobs. It’s a scheme that would involve a lot of writing, but she could always supplement it with subscriber only videos. She has the charisma of a wet towel, so she would definitely fail at creating a pyramid scheme.
Come to think of it, I can see Jude going the faux "coach/mentor/come to my $$ conference" route pretty soon. People who fail in their industries tend to do go this way and constantly shill their imagined services, especially the savvier grifter types (though we know Jude is not savvy on top of being stubborn, which is why she's still digging in her heels and desperately trying to make this current gimmick work even though it's been YEARS and clearly is NOT profitable nor sustainable).
This "referral program" is starting to feel like the first of many last ditch efforts we'll soon see her roll out over the coming months. Jude knows she's tanking and tanking bad. Her fundraiser for a private studio already failed miserably and she had to put her tail between her legs and admit it publicly for legal reasons. It's now Pride month, THE month for queer shit, and she's barely booked even though she's laughably still marketing herself as "THE queer boudoir photographer." Make it make sense, Jude.
On top of all that, she's too retarded to even create the ILLUSION of demand, something which is child's play to more seasoned grifters. I mean look at this shit, this is like a failing restaurant advertising it has "TONS OF EMPTY TABLES ALL NIGHT" in its window alongside a photo of hideous looking food:
What about this selfie, Jude, makes you think people will want you to take photos of them, let alone intimate, personal and glamorous photos? What is going on in your head that makes you believe someone will say GEE, this person is barely booked for Pride Month let alone THE ENTIRE REST OF THE SUMMER, plus is running some scammy referral program...well shit, sign me up!!
Didn't she used to LARP as a concert photographer? THESE are her best shots of the supposed LOVE OF HER LIFE??
OUCH. Michalea, Jude fucking hates you. She may be lovebombing you and using you for clout/attention/queer points/your trust fund/a roommate, but my God, these photos say she does NOT actually love you.
Michaela's delusional caption though tell me she's doomed to be stuck with Jude or Jude prototypes forever.
Yeesh:
"what an absolutely magical first performance. *ੈ✩‧₊˚
"i’ve been trying to figure out how to talk about this publicly and struggling to find a way to express it, so I feel now is the right time. back in January, i was diagnosed with fibromyalgia, a chronic pain and fatigue disorder. last year, I started to have terrible pain flare ups that continued to worsen in the winter, until I was walking with a cane most days and having a near impossible time doing normal activities. Reckoning with disability is one of the most difficult things I’ve ever dealt with in my life, and I genuinely wondered if I would ever be able to perform again.
WELL HOT DAMN I AM PERFORMING AGAIN! and it feels SO GOOD! I felt like I was able to joyfully surrender to my music, and my body kind of just… did things. I danced, I jumped, I kneeled, I crawled, I went out into the audience. I could only DREAM of doing this 6 months ago! .·:*¨¨* ≈☆≈ *¨¨*:·.
My fibro will never go away, and my chronic illness looks different every single day. But I feel so much more optimistic and embodied than I’ve been since I was a kid, performing in musicals and being open to all the possibilities. ⋇⊶⊰❣⊱⊷⋇"
Next up? Definitely more live performances! I’m also DJing @sapphicslumberparty party on Fri June 27th, and I’m planning to get more DJ stuff on the books very soon! DM me if you want me to spin your event or party, I would love to curate the vibe. ❀。• *₊°。 ❀°。 thank you so much to everyone who came through, esp to @the.rachel.project and @all_about_that_basso_continuo for being an amazing support system. Thank you @vana.thom for filming the performance (which should be available on YT very soon), and of course, the incomparable @divinebrujeria for taking incredible photos and holding me through this journey. I feel so grateful to have such an amazing support network. I’m the luckiest ethereal creature in the world ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ
Good Lord. That green-grown-out-dye-job person has clearly sunk money into surgery and hormones, for the end result of looking like a particularly neckbeardy Nova Online with frizzier hair.
The event is just a booked out event room, not even hosted by the club:
Tickets are $30 for a basic ticket (two drink minimum, yeesh) or $60 for a ~VIP~
Also tell me your target demographic is unemployed losers without telling me. Who the fuck hosts a super sexy night out beginning at 5pm on a Friday??? Most people work until at least 6 if you work an office job and generally won't be ready to go out until around 10 for a big night on the town. I'm guessing its because the club doesnt open until 9 so they agreed to let them use the space under the condition that they're out of there by the time the normal people show up.
"Men lack empathy to see women as people" is an actual thing that she said. It's so dumb on so many levels.
She has more babbling stupidity videos coming, "maybe literally in a little bit." Way to commit.
She thinks she sounds so intellectual, it's hilarious. And all this word salad navel gazing is over boudoir photography. Which, I'm sorry, is a joke. I know it exists in real life, but who actually does boudoir? I think of it as like a 80s sitcom trope- "I wasn't cheating, I was taking these pictures for you!" Not something people actually participate in. And I've known some self- and sex-obsessed loonies. But in Jude's world, it's an important art that she needs to gatekeep (until she thinks of a new grift).
That video with Michaela is a fun peek into their dynamic- narc Jude attempting to outsource giving a shit about her partner's hobby- "you guys tell "them" it's nice, I don't care. Maybe she'll stop talking about it."
That video with Michaela is a fun peek into their dynamic- narc Jude attempting to outsource giving a shit about her partner's hobby- "you guys tell "them" it's nice, I don't care. Maybe she'll stop talking about it."
I had the same reaction to the video and also got total narc vibes from it. Jude is just so deeply unlikeable in every sense and you can really feel it in this video with every cringe, barely suppressed eye roll and sarcastic clap. You can also tell she was five seconds from openly mocking Michaela's enthusiastic interest in plants, which honestly is pretty cool and she has some good ones there. Even the "TELL HER YOU LIKE IT, BE NICE!!11" was obnoxious as hell and felt super forced, like a bored parent gritting their teeth through their kid's daily show and tell and encouraging their siblings to feign interest for their benefit. But that's Jude for you...patronizing and inauthentic.
I highly, highly doubt she shows or pretends to show interest in Michaela's plants or take her on dates to enjoy local gardens or nurseries. I think Michaela genuinely loves/likes Jude, but I'm sorry, to me, Jude is phoning it in:
I wonder if Jude is already losing interest and getting annoyed with everything Michaela does, as narcs are wont to do with their new supply. Maybe I've had too much experience with these types and am reading into it, but the "joking" "leave me alone" is so telling here. Why else is she knitting while they're out in public and ignoring her? And the "never not knitting" hmmm...
I had the same reaction to the video and also got total narc vibes from it. Jude is just so deeply unlikeable in every sense and you can really feel it in this video with every cringe, barely suppressed eye roll and sarcastic clap. You can also tell she was five seconds from openly mocking Michaela's enthusiastic interest in plants, which honestly is pretty cool and she has some good ones there. Even the "TELL HER YOU LIKE IT, BE NICE!!11" was obnoxious as hell and felt super forced, like a bored parent gritting their teeth through their kid's daily show and tell and encouraging their siblings to feign interest for their benefit. But that's Jude for you...patronizing and inauthentic.
I highly, highly doubt she shows or pretends to show interest in Michaela's plants or take her on dates to enjoy local gardens or nurseries. I think Michaela genuinely loves/likes Jude, but I'm sorry, to me, Jude is phoning it in: View attachment 7533017 View attachment 7533018
I wonder if Jude is already losing interest and getting annoyed with everything Michaela does, as narcs are wont to do with their new supply. Maybe I've had too much experience with these types and am reading into it, but the "joking" "leave me alone" is so telling here. Why else is she knitting while they're out in public and ignoring her? And the "never not knitting" hmmm...
