DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
Whaler said:
Most of his "accidents" when he's playing ATS are just him causing them intentionally and then hamming up the reaction in hopes of getting clipped and going viral or getting dents to throw money at him because he sees other content creators doing it.
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That's the reason why he's avoiding sim racing games like the plague and he pushed to play that weird taxi game instead.

He can't control the narrative around why he crashes his car in a sim game. And most importantly his ego would be hurt if he's not winning right away.

Thats why he'll stuck to ATS and other similar games where there's no race or piss easy racing games like Forza horizon where if you don't fine tune the IA difficulty it's easier than mario kart.

He plans on playing taxi life. A game set up in Barcelona.

While he was hyping up the game he went on saying how he's excited to see "how different the driving is in Europe, driving on the left side and the different regulations"

Then the dents tried to tell him only UK drives on the left side and the regulations are pretty much the same, but no... He didn't want to admit he was wrong.

Luckily he got distracted by money. But would have been fun seeing him rant about that.

I'm not even sure he can tell in which country is Barcelona, or where it is on a map.
 
Martys_not_smarty said:
Washington is blue AF cause of Seattle and states like that let anyone get a license, all a license does is say you can drive and you have an address in the state to have your mail sent to. The real ID is if you want to fly and it proves your a US citizen.
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He would have needed a real ID in order to fly to Connecticut in order to visit Linda. He vented about it to PPP like some Canadian buddy troll could fix it for him.

I assume that Phil could just renew a regular license online. But a flight back home would require going to the DMV or whereever in person. Which for Phil, would be like going to the Korean DMZ.
 
Nate Dingus said:
He would have needed a real ID in order to fly to Connecticut in order to visit Linda. He vented about it to PPP like some Canadian buddy troll could fix it for him.

I assume that Phil could just renew a regular license online. But a flight back home would require going to the DMV or whereever in person. Which for Phil, would be like going to the Korean DMZ.
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The assumption I have is that his driver's license actually expired at some point and khet has been the designated driver. If your license expires for too long they don't let you renew it anymore.
 
Every day I see a more insane clip of him begging. It's just a matter of time (like five years) before he becomes a mature and intelligent man, says he's regretful for these aggressive begging rants, and claims he’s learned from his mistakes now that he's a mature man in his 50s.
 
AGoodBrazilian said:
Every day I see a more insane clip of him begging. It's just a matter of time (like five years) before he becomes a mature and intelligent man, says he's regretful for these aggressive begging rants, and claims he’s learned from his mistakes now that he's a mature man in his 50s.
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Even sir moist can't turn this level of shameless begging around. Phil might say "but the Casino does it too" but here is the thing: Triple P (you know the drill for old time's sake) and Andy hem it up and they never add "we need to hit it to eat "insert slob here" tomorrow". Plus from what I have seen they don't beg every 10 minutes or so. Again, either Phil has become so addicted to hitting goals he just can't stop it now or something really big is going on behind da scenes. might be taxes but he never really mentioned those this year so far
 
Jesus Christ. He was wearing a hat—I'll explain later—so there's no way he could record a video without looking like—I hate to say it—a schlub. Get it?
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VERY ROBUST Title AS WELL!!! It took me way longer to figure out than I'd like to admit.
 
Balr0g said:
Even sir moist can't turn this level of shameless begging around. Phil might say "but the Casino does it too" but here is the thing: Triple P (you know the drill for old time's sake) and Andy hem it up and they never add "we need to hit it to eat "insert slob here" tomorrow". Plus from what I have seen they don't beg every 10 minutes or so. Again, either Phil has become so addicted to hitting goals he just can't stop it now or something really big is going on behind da scenes. might be taxes but he never really mentioned those this year so far
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The biggest difference is that KC have actual fans who want to support them in the first place. DSP doesn't.
 
Balr0g said:
Phil might say "but the Casino does it too"
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It’s like a domestic abuser trying to convince someone that shadowboxing next to his wife is funny and harmless.
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He should do a "Dent Cage Match" where, in the first half of the stream, he plays some Blue Prince or whatever RPG a dent bankrolls, then switches to a fighting game to see if Jaxx can match the money. The dent with the most depleted wallet wins and keeps their pet game alive.
 
Balr0g said:
Even sir moist can't turn this level of shameless begging around. Phil might say "but the Casino does it too" but here is the thing: Triple P (you know the drill for old time's sake) and Andy hem it up and they never add "we need to hit it to eat "insert slob here" tomorrow". Plus from what I have seen they don't beg every 10 minutes or so. Again, either Phil has become so addicted to hitting goals he just can't stop it now or something really big is going on behind da scenes. might be taxes but he never really mentioned those this year so far
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I think the key element you might be missing is that unlike Phil, the Kino folks are occasionally entertaining on purpose.
 
Pargon said:
I think the key element you might be missing is that unlike Phil, the Kino folks are occasionally entertaining on purpose.
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I see them get some shit when people have mentioned them here but PPP is a true show man with the way he shouts and dramatizes shit.
If he wasn't a livestreamer then I could imagine him being the showman at a traveling circus 100 years back.

It's almost like they put actual effort into what they do
 
Ivan Daniloff said:
Diagnosing Phil is a fool’s game but the driving clip where he rearends the van while reading chat posted a few pages back makes me think he’s got ADD or ADD-like syndrome. I also think it’s an induced issue. He’s rotted his brain scanning chat and worrying about a million self-created problems, leaving him 5% for actual game play. And someone as dumb as Phil’s 5% isn’t enough.

None of the above explain why he can’t ever take responsibility, lies constantly, etc.
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This is something I hope more people tend to catch up on. The autism and narcissism is a given and I don't think it stops there.

Maybe a detractor will cover it more in the feature. I know Taken L's has done a series on his neurodivergent which is about 5 parts that is a nice listen, and I hope they extend it to more.

 
N0thingICanDo said:
So he was stalling OT at $134 and getting nothing

Finally he announced his self tip $16 Anon to meet the goal, at the same time a dent superchat $20 euro

Get scammed dents

And this scummy human garbage, I don't know how he can sleep at night being this evil and disgusting
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Evil? Its fucking hilarious hes scamming these weirdo creeps. It isnt my $ so how is it evil? Half his dents are sex pest pedophiles so let them get scammed. Its hilarious af
 
parasocialsrmiserable said:
Evil? Its fucking hilarious hes scamming these weirdo creeps. It isnt my $ so how is it evil? Half his dents are sex pest pedophiles so let them get scammed. Its hilarious af
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Depending on where you and any given dent live, and how you feel about the nanny state, in a very real way it could be your money.

But that’s just one thief stealing from another, in that case.
 
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
"Guys, I put on my clown hat for you for a boring-ass fishing game in hopes you retards will fall for the scam, and hardly anyone has done that. I don't know what to do other than to make stupid jokes that only grade schoolers would find funny."

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LMAO!

Phil sometimes reminds me of a six year old, who’s put a tooth under the pillow, wakes up to find that the tooth fairy didn’t visit and leave money, and is equal parts baffled and deeply disappointed.

“I put on A HAT guise! I don’t know what to tell you, I did everything correct…”

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He then had the audacity to actually blame the driver in front of him:

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This man seriously mentally ill.
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Gotta give props where they’re due: Incredibly realistic sim.

We all know this is EXACTLY how Phil would react IRL. “

“He just pumped his brakes suddenly for no reason! There wasn’t a stoplight. I don’t know what’s his deal was but I had no way of avoiding him! I did everything correct!”
And then when the officer points out that there was a stop sign he should have seen, it’s on to blame the facking morahns in the city who put up a sign nobody can see.
 
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I dont know why he didn't play the fnaf horror game that came out and chose to play fucking onnimusha 2 HD I feel like the fnaf horror game would make more sense cause his 6 fans like to watch him play horror games. But Im trying to apply logic to Phil so what's even the fucking point the guys a literal retard.
 
Onepumpplumpchump said:
I dont know why he didn't play the fnaf horror game that came out and chose to play fucking onnimusha 2 HD I feel like the fnaf horror game would make more sense cause his 6 fans like to watch him play horror games. But Im trying to apply logic to Phil so what's even the fucking point the guys a literal retard.
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Had you see him play FNAF? He doesn't even react to the screams. He clearly doesn't enjoy that sort of game. He'll just skimp it for half an hour and uninstall and complain how bad the game is.
 
Onepumpplumpchump said:
I mean trying to rationalize his decisions is like try to solve a Rubix cube blindfolded.
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Usually it's just him being delusional, having shit reflexes, lazy and/or stupid. There's not much to it and you can just brush them off at that. I heard him rant about Rollback Netcode and I never understood his point in that rant though, no matter how many times I tried to comprehend it.
 
Onepumpplumpchump said:
I dont know why he didn't play the fnaf horror game that came out and chose to play fucking onnimusha 2 HD I feel like the fnaf horror game would make more sense cause his 6 fans like to watch him play horror games. But Im trying to apply logic to Phil so what's even the fucking point the guys a literal retard.
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He’s reliably baffling. Yesterday he said he played the fishing game knowing it wouldn’t get him a goal. Because he is a kind king, he wore the fishing hat from the start rather than as a reward.

Nucka…what?
 
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