But but but, the 19 witnesses! Why would there be 19 people willing to put their reputation in the line to admit they say them?
Well, sure they were all connected to Smith or the Harris family, but these were solid gold plates! They were too valuable to let just anyone see them.
Well yeah they later admitted they didn’t actually see them with their human eyes, but they saw them with their spiritual eyes! And what’s more religious than the spiritual eye?
I jest, but I seriously fucking hate Mormons among all other religions second maybe to Islam. And the absolute worst thing South Park did was make people think Mormons are friendly or good people. Mormons are inherently selfish by design and taught to be manipulative in their actual religion. Their college is a god damn cult camp pretending to be a educational institution and every single Mormon should be treated as an enemy of humanity.
But this isn’t the thread for Mormon sperging