2025 Israel vs Iran War

[he who has thus come/gone]

Genocidal Israeli Telegram channel calls for implementing the Samson option on uninvolved Arab countries:
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If I’m reading this right, this is an anti-Israel shill advocating for Iran to disrupt the entire Middle East to fuck with America. Wtf do you mean “genocidal Israeli telegram” and “Samson option”? Can you read English?

 

[Gerelatha]

If I’m reading this right, this is an anti-Israel shill advocating for Iran to disrupt the entire Middle East to fuck with America. Wtf do you mean “genocidal Israeli telegram” and “Samson option”? Can you read English?

he’s being sarcastic

 

[YHWH's Strongest Soldier]

Trump posted this message. He would be in the same position as Truman in 1945, according to Huckabee. (archive)

Spoiler: not reaching out to persuade you to fucking nuke iran btw

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What a fucking lunatic. I understand the appeal of nominating loyalists to important positions, but a schizophrenic preacher/talk show host may not be the best choice as ambassador to Israel. Just look at his deranged fucking smile as he watches Iranian and Palestinian children being bombed while writing love letters to the President. Crazy fucking cunt.


Edit: I mean listen to this fucker. Apparently this is a direct quote from him which I find disturbing even as an Israeli shill [L | A]:

"I think Israel has title deed to Judea and Samaria," Huckabee told CNN in 2017, using the Biblical terms for the West Bank. "There are certain words I refuse to use. There is no such thing as a West Bank. It's Judea and Samaria. There's no such thing as a settlement. They're communities, they're neighborhoods, they're cities. There's no such thing as an occupation."

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Aight, time to check in with the local convicted pedophile
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Scott Ritter.

Scott Scott Scott... how'd it happen twice??

 

[Welfare Bum]

https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/israel-and-us-exhausting-supplies-ballistic-missile-interceptors-source-says

I'm not sure how accurate this is. But given how unacceptably low THAAD missile production is, I'd be inclined to believe it.

 

[urr13 account]

Damn Trump has a long phone.

Yeah, that aspect ratio is completely fucked up. Does not bode well for the future.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Interesting how information is suddenly getting confusing. Some claim Tehran's night attack was a bust with very few projectiles. Others show video claiming it was huge. Some claim tankers collided. Others claim hit. Trump claims something big is underway. Scratch the last thing. He is approaching Biden's clarity and transparency.

What else do you expect? Every single party involved in this mess is a demonstrable liar known for sophisticated infinitely-funded propaganda machines. Don't believe anything unless you see it happen with your own eyes.

[EDIT: or Agenda-Free Steve confirms, then you're good]

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What is Iran’s deal? What is happening? What’s the backstory?

I dunno either, but I guess it's because Iran sponsors terrorism and Israel doesn't like that?

 

[soy_king]

What a fucking lunatic. I understand the appeal of nominating loyalists to important positions, but a schizophrenic preacher/talk show host may not be the best choice as ambassador to Israel. Just look at his deranged fucking smile as he watches Iranian and Palestinian children being bombed while writing love letters to the President. Crazy fucking cunt.
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Edit: I mean listen to this fucker. Apparently this is a direct quote from him which I find disturbing even as an Israeli shill [L | A]:

If you think about it, he's the perfect person to be ambassador to Israel. He'll never not criticize them, will mindlessly suck off Netanyahu, and will be a cheerleader for continued good relations. Meanwhile, the position itself has no power and no capability to make any actual decisions, so any warmongering is at best a side hustle.

 

[cruisecontrol4cool]

Isn't all the air space closed off now? Say a person was a [x] national and wanted to get the fuck out. Are there even any options left to do that?

Australian news is reporting that people are getting out via Azerbaijan - 6 hour car ride from Tehran but it's something.

 

[EyeGuy]

IDF destroying missile launchers in western Iran today:

 

[Chuckwagon]

Trump posted this message. He would be in the same position as Truman in 1945, according to Huckabee. (archive)

Spoiler: not reaching out to persuade you to fucking nuke iran btw

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What a fucking lunatic. I understand the appeal of nominating loyalists to important positions, but a schizophrenic preacher/talk show host may not be the best choice as ambassador to Israel. Just look at his deranged fucking smile as he watches Iranian and Palestinian children being bombed while writing love letters to the President. Crazy fucking cunt.
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I wish I could be surprised but it's Mike Huckabee, who is pretty much a temporally displaced '80s-'90s Bible-thumping Evangelical turbofundamentalist right out of the average boomerlib's nightmares - in 2008 he was the face of the social-conservative opposition to McCain & Romney in the Republican primaries that year. His position on Israel and its importance to the End Times is, AFAIK, identical to those of infamous top Evangelical pastors like Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson and John Hagee; he's furthermore a fan of the Left Behind books (Evangelical apocalyptic fanfiction basically) and the authors were big fans of him in return.

Also, that photo is no longer up to date, he has a beard now.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

I'm getting the impression you're from Israel. I'm not sure what the left-wing/right-wing perspective on the strikes is but I'm curious whether any Israeli media outlets have been negative in their assessment of the strikes and propose them being a decision made to accrue political capital for Netanyahu. Like, "he's only doing this to shore up popular support/help his poll numbers", that sort of thing. Again not positing that the strikes were completely unwarranted (Hezbollah is (or was) effectively an extension of Iran) but is there any such sentiment amongst the Israeli population?

They universally support this move

Iran hasn't launched any huge attacks in 24 hour

Like I already explained, huge attacks don't work with their current strategy or with their degraded launcher situation

 

[Stalingrad]

And how did persecuting fellow Christians work out for the Catholic powers of Europe? As France languished in the chains of absolutism, the Huguenots contributed towards the prosperity of the Dutch Republic and the True Freedom fostered by its state. Maybe persecuting your intelligentsia is not conductive towards establishing prosperous, free states. I am sure that the average Iranian is extremely happy living in an Islamic Republic rather than enjoying the luxuries of their neighbours across the gulf.

Sure, it worked out. I never added moral equivalence to anything, Jews (and Huguenots, Venetians etc) acted, in a historical fashion, as a "progressive" force, because they were the proto-bourgeoisie and eventual bourgeoisie, that functionally brought about conditions of a system that ended Feudalism.
Where I disagree with the Jewish narratives, is that Jews "dindunuttin", and people were just jealous. No, Jews were extremely antagonistic, ingroup, haughty and played the game of power. They didn't integrate with communities, they engaged in rampant crime, abuses and fucking awful gypsy tier criminal behaviour, except were so successful they even scammed aristocrats. The Jewish eternal victim narrative is just fucking horseshit. Hell the idea of a Jewish "exile" is just a cope for the fact Christianity won and most Jews converted to Christianity, and large portions then intermarried eventually into Muslim families, creating the Lebs, Druze and Palis.

Anyone else noticing the incessant Israel propaganda machine starting up? Nothing but "Iran is muh most evil regime on earth" adverts on bittorrent today, despite the kike media telling me it was Russia for the last 3 years, and Germany for the last 80... They're showing the twin towers burning on 9/11

It's absolutely WILD. Even on Reddit, the vast majority of people are playing along with the idea that Iran, Hezbollah and Hamas are behind like 100% of Islamic Terrorism, when in reality, the vast majority of Middle Eastern and Islamic terror is done through Turkish and Saudi backed proxy groups. Hezbollah arguably isn't even a "Terrorist" organization, in anymore a way that any regional insurgency isn't. Mossad does way more actual genuine civilian targeting terrorist shit like drive by shootings, car bombs, explosives in mail etc than Hezzy does. I also don't get the absolutely fucking meltdown over Hamas. Normies genuinely believe that a regional insurgency, in one fucking city, has like, infiltrated the top eschelons of the Western Left and Far-Right lmao.
The fact that people think that Iran and Lebanon, are by far the most Islamist states in the Middle East. Is fucking crazy. They are literally Middle East Onlyfans slags cultural shitlib central. Hezbollah pretty much oversees the biggest Christian demographic in the region. There are literally public G-String and Bikini competitions around Beruit. How can normies look at Lebanese women, and think the place isn't instawhore slut central?

Even on Plebbit subs like r/Geopolitics, people think it will be a positive, to have Sunni Jihadist hegemony over the Muslim world. Insane stuff. Literally ZERO lessons learned from the lead up to the Iraq War.

 

[Welfare Bum]

Like I already explained, huge attacks don't work with their current strategy or with their degraded launcher situation

This is more my observation on the state of the thread rather than the state of the war.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

I wish I could be surprised but it's Mike Huckabee, who is pretty much a temporally displaced '80s-'90s Bible-thumping Evangelical turbofundamentalist right out of the average boomerlib's nightmares - in 2008 he was the face of the social-conservative opposition to McCain & Romney in the Republican primaries that year. His position on Israel and its importance to the End Times is, AFAIK, identical to those of infamous top Evangelical pastors like Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson and John Hagee; he's furthermore a fan of the Left Behind books (Evangelical apocalyptic fanfiction basically) and the authors were big fans of him in return.

Also, that photo is no longer up to date, he has a beard now.

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Is this boomers way of saying "fuck you all. Die for our shitty decisions"

 

[dabila]

I dunno either, but I guess it's because Iran sponsors terrorism and Israel doesn't like that?

Israel is a country founded by terrorists, elected terrorists to be their prime minister multiple times, funded terrorists in Syria, in iran, in Lebanon, etc. They only get the right to be against terrorism if they don't have a hundred year history of being terrorists.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Also, that photo is no longer up to date, he has a beard now.

Here's a creepier one with then 14yo Sarah in 1996. No exaggerating he really is an end-timer fundamentalist.

 

[mindlessobserver]

*5 min ago*
BREAKING:17 American military tanker aircraft are flying over Europe toward the Middle East.
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xitter archive

lets fucking Gooooooo chat! Do you want to spend a million dollars?! Can you hear the sound coming over the rice paddies? That is the sound of Freedom!

 

[YHWH's Strongest Soldier]

No, Jews were extremely antagonistic, ingroup, haughty and played the game of power. They didn't integrate with communities, they engaged in rampant crime, abuses and fucking awful gypsy tier criminal behaviour, except were so successful they even scammed aristocrats.

Hell the idea of a Jewish "exile" is just a cope for the fact Christianity won and most Jews converted to Christianity, and large portions then intermarried eventually into Muslim families, creating the Lebs, Druze and Palis.

Do you see the contradiction in these two statements which immediately follow each other?